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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Well, I was looking forward to being surrounded by pussy when I woke up this morning, but this isn't what I had in mind...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Blofeld always did enjoy swimming in Pussy Galore's Furry Circus. ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Judging on this soon @CommanderRoss?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Yes, yes, indeed. And judging is now as I won't be here for a couple of days I'm afraid.
    4th place to all of those not mentioned, for there were too many that cracked me up!
    so here goes, in 3rd place (for I love that episode of ST)
    barryt007 wrote:
    I should have listened to Captain Kirk about these damn tribbles !!
    Second, ah ,second.
    Sandy wrote:
    This Bond fan had a different thing in mind when he made it his life goal to sleep with Octopussy, but when he realized the real thing would be impossible he found a way not to be caught telling a lie.
    We all know how hard it can be to keep the British end up.

    and in first place.....
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    In this photo taken from My Week with Ernst (the award-winning photography publication that has gone global), Bert Stern captures an intimate portrait of the power-tripping man behind SPECTRE, illuminating his fancy for felines and the simplicity and calm of his morning wake-up routine.
    Wouldn't that be an interesting piece of journalism!

    Take it away, @OBtrady!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Thanks again for the honors, @CommanderRoss. For the next picture, let's try this one out:

    cat-fight-humour-wallpaper.jpg
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    While good at what they do, these two cats did not get the role as the school girls in TMWTGG.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Thanks again for the honors, @CommanderRoss. For the next picture, let's try this one out:

    cat-fight-humour-wallpaper.jpg

    Seeing as the Japanese fighting fish were too small to go up against Bond? Blofeld thought he would try Japanese fighting cats!!!! b-(
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Being too young to have auditioned for YOLT or TMWTGG, these two feisty fine felines found minor fame and a week's salary of sushi in the new remake of Karate Kid. It's entitled, "Karate Kittens in Kalamazoo!"

    They are still secretly hoping for work in Bond 24 and sent this video to Barbara, Michael, and Daniel. Daniel was the only one who wrote back to them so far. He said, "Keep up the good work, kitties! I wish you all the best in your future. And don't let anybody tell you that you look too different from the original to do a good job. Ganbatte!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond didn't mind returning to practice in the dojo when he heard two pussies were going at it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cat pedicure, Japanese style.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    Well well well,look what the cat dragged in....
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

    cat-fight-humour-wallpaper.jpg
    In Kitten's Karate Class, things got rather nasty when they heard they could be up for the international TV show Blofeld's Next Cat.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    cat-fight-humour-wallpaper.jpg

    "Seriously Mr Meeowi, can't I just go back to sanding the floor and waxing the car?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Would you mind putting your leg down old chap? I can see your nunchuks from here!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I ve got no strings to hold me down
    To make me fret or make me frown
    I had strings, but now I m free
    There are no strings on me
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Yes, it looks like all of your toenails are dry now, Mistress Tiddles -That vivid blood red polish is striking on you. May I please get up now?"

    "Yes - and please help unkink my back, Taro-Chan. I seem to be stuck in this position!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Cats in secret training on how to miss the litter box.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "For the last time, that's NOT how you do the Hokey Cokey."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Why would you think I'm pretentious Kitty san?"

    "Because you want me to give you a pedicure Master!"
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Bond's cat-like movements are a such a trademark the producers started using stunt-cats for shooting the fight scenes.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I'll be judging this tomorrow, so get some more entries in, everyone.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Kitty McGullible fell for his own reflection in the mirror, and now he'd fall for the old cat puppet trick.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Alright, folks. As promised, it's judging time. Thanks to all that contributed, though I think the picture was rather lacking.

    In fourth place we've got @CommanderRoss with:
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    In Kitten's Karate Class, things got rather nasty when they heard they could be up for the international TV show Blofeld's Next Cat.

    Heading into third place is @WillyGalore with these two knee-slappers:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Seriously Mr Meeowi, can't I just go back to sanding the floor and waxing the car?"
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Would you mind putting your leg down old chap? I can see your nunchuks from here!"

    Touching down in the second place position is @Thunderfinger, who gives us an insight into Japanese cosmetology:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Cat pedicure, Japanese style.

    And finally, the winner this week is the one and only @Creasy47:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Bond didn't mind returning to practice in the dojo when he heard two pussies were going at it.

    Congratulations, mate. The game is yours. :)>-
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 41,007
    Sorry for the late arrival! I usually only have an entry or two for these things because the material you lot come up with is near perfection, so I'm surprised to see I've won, but thank you, nevertheless! Give me a moment to find a good picture, and as always, if it's been used before, let me know.

    Okay, here's this week's picture. Good luck to all!

    Cat2_zps14d60203.jpg
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "OH NOOZ! DANIEL CRAIG IS WEARING HIS BROTHER'S WIG! I BETTER DO SOMETHING"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Tiddles: "Such a fine, fine head of hair. Such volume, such color. SPECTRE must have it!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles re-enacts the FYEO PTS:

    "A milk bowl in stainless steel? All right, keep your fur on."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    An earlier version of Blofeld's 'angels of death'with his cats trying to spread desease, wasn't quite succesfull.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    The true origin of Ted Nugent's classic "Cat Scratch Fever" was finally revealed.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles had no head for heights, so he tried to acquire one.
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