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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    That hair is mine!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles was more than a little disappointed when he discovered that the "ponytail" his fellow kittens were gossiping about wasn't actually a pony's tail, and only the tied up hair of one of those stupid humans.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Tiddles got a little mixed up when a fellow drunk moggie the following morning, suggested a hair of the dog to make them feel better!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles had to climb up on something to play Pin the hair on the bald guy.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Perms are Forever
    The Man with the Golden Clippers (or The Man with the Golden Locks)
    The Hairstylist Who Loved Me
    Combraker
    Wet and Let Dry
    For Your Hairsprays Only
    A View to a Trim
    Licence to Shear
    Tomorrow Never Dries
    The Waxing is Not Enough
    Shave Another Day
    Ponytail Royale
    Hairfall
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cat2_zps14d60203.jpg

    Tiddles was inspired by the song 'Follicool for Cats'.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    To prove to Blofeld that he truly was a cut above the rest, Tiddles took on part time work as a hairstylist.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Putting on my top cat.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Cat On A Hot Tin Roof?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    After the death of Blofeld, his lonely cat tried reaching out to mane villains for support.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    He didn't know it by name, but by golly he was going to have sex with it regardless...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After some hair of the dog, his hangover suddenly got worse.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The cat had the same opinion as the rest of us - men with ponytails really are absolute twats.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Like Bond, Blofeld's cat thought it was time he too got some tail.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Everyone was into the latest trend- getting their hair styled by a cat. They dubbed it 'The Purrm'.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oh my gosh, these are hilarious! All of them. Who would have thought this little photo would have generated so many truly funny captions. Your humor is catagious! ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I agree, these are great entries. Perhaps the best of all time.

    And now, here is the last place entry.

    Tiddles' dinner plans.

    1. Grab wig.
    2. Turn over wig on the awning.
    3. Wait for birds to nest
    4. Yummy, yummy I got birds in my tummy.
    5. Repeat as necessary.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Brilliant! :)

    I am glad I am not judging this one.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    This is really going to be tough. Sorry for making it last so long, but dead week at college has kept me busy with studies, and since the round has proved quite excellent with lots of hilarious entries, I haven't minded it continuing. I'll judge in the next day hopefully, but if this keeps popular, I wouldn't mind extending it!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Even if it has stopped raining cats and dogs, you might want to watch out for what's left on the rooftops...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Satan takes many shapes:
    "Go troll MI6, do it now!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Satan takes many shapes:
    "Go troll MI6, do it now!"

    In fact the cat was really a faith healer:

    "The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The best barber in the alley, Bobcat, measures up his client for a bob cut.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Sorry this took so long, everyone! It's dead week so prepping for finals has kept me insanely busy. I'll (hopefully) get a chance to vote on this tonight, I just wanted to stop by and give an update before heading to classes and then work. If you have any last entries, get them in!
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Hair today gone tomorrow .
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Hair today, gone tomorrow.
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Hair today gone tomorrow .

    Great minds think alike. ;)
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Yes we do it would seem! I'd not seen the post from Thunderfinger .
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 40,968
    Judging time, everyone! This was one of the hardest caption rounds we've had, literally every entry was hilarious and this was a tough one. If I could choose everyone as a winner, I would, but alas, only one can win first place! Having said that...

    Fourth Place: Everyone

    All of these entries had my sides hurting, and I was jumping from one absolutely hilarious entry to another. You lot have impressed me, and I thank you for that.

    Third Place: @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with this great entry:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Man [to cat]: "I've got a little itch, up there. Would you mind?"

    Is it bad that I read that in Daniel Craig's voice?

    Second Place: @QBranch. This was so incredibly witty, I loved it.
    QBranch wrote:
    Dr. Kaufman was proud of his protégé, Hair Stamper.

    And finally, in First Place: @WillyGalore for...well, there's no set selections here, every entry of yours had me in tears. You impressed me, good sir, and for that, you are this week's winner.

    Congratulations, and thank you to everyone who participated! This was most certainly one memorable round.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Really? Thank you so much. I'll be honest though I didn't expect to be in the top three this week. There were so many great entries. (Personally, @QBranch's "Puss In Roots" was sublime).

    Thank you again @Creasy47. When it comes to these caption competitions, perhaps I've got you licked. ;-)

    I agree with you, along with @Brady's "On The Fiddle" caption from last year, this has been the best round yet.

    I'll return with a new photo later.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 14,569
    Congrats, @Willy! Looking forward to the next round. @Creasy Thank you for the mention, my friend :) I learned a little German in the process.
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