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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2014 Posts: 28,694
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    Tiddles wished he could say that this was the only time he had six large balls near his face.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Blofeld was not happy that the cat's neck brace was far more extravagant than his own.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cat finally became useful when Blofeld needed shooting practice.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Blofeld had been very successful in winning a prize on the Hoopla stall at the fairground.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Meanwhile out on the oil rig Tiddles was less than impressed with his masters choice of life jacket !
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Tiddles's always went overboard on his catnip binges.

    or

    Balloons Aren't Forever

    or

    Tiddles was creative in honoring each Bond. Sean is the green one, Timothy is the blue one, Daniel is the red one, Roger is the yellow one and George and Pierce are the pink ones.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    QBranch wrote:
    Many thanks Willy!- that was certainly a hard round, if you know what I mean. Now, what do we have here?
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    Judging in one week- you know the rules and so does he. ^

    The prototype for Hugo Drax's death globes turned out to be stolen from a Spectre defector!!!! :O
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cat Balloun
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Tiddles was highly shaken when he realised he'd misread the application form to 'serve as evil cat next to BLOWfeld', not Blofeld.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles was screwed when he realized what happened: he fell into another one of Jigsaw's traps, and he had one minute to squeeze his fat ass out the door before the balloons detonated, killing him instantly.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy, was when I was browsing the internet...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy, was when I was browsing the internet...

    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy was last year's Christmas party.

    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Creasy47 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy, was when I was browsing the internet...

    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy was last year's Christmas party.

    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

    That's what she said! ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy, was when I was browsing the internet...

    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy was last year's Christmas party.

    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

    That's what she said! ;-)

    Boom! *throws fist into the air*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Inspired by Up, Tiddles tries to escape.
    Waiting for liftoff. Waiting...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Another one of Blofeld's plans went balls up.

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Found on Page 6. :(
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Hope this floatation device works when another one of master Ernsts plans are foiled, dam you James Bond, dam you to hell! Now where's that saucer of milk?

    Or

    'Now i am guessing you want me to pop these with my claws. Could be very painful, for you!' (gives evil stare)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Despite the cataracts, Blofeld was adamant he was still a crack shot. Not everyone shared the same level of confidence though...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Any voting on this?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,569
    Sorry for the delay, folks! It's most definitely judging time. A reference to Q's bolas would've gone down a treat! However, witty entries from all, but you know there can only be one winner!

    Runners up and runner ups:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Inspired by Up, Tiddles tries to escape.
    Waiting for liftoff. Waiting...
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    The cat finally became useful when Blofeld needed shooting practice.
    RogueAgent wrote:
    The prototype for Hugo Drax's death globes turned out to be stolen from a Spectre defector!!!! :O
    Sandy wrote:
    Despite his weight problems and his inability to swim, Mr Tiddles was well prepared to escape Blofeld's oil rig when the time came.

    And now, standing tall on the podium:

    3RD PLACE:
    Kerim wrote:
    Tiddles was creative in honoring each Bond. Sean is the green one, Timothy is the blue one, Daniel is the red one, Roger is the yellow one and George and Pierce are the pink ones.
    I'm not sure about the other fella, but in Pierce's defence, he was holding a poodle that had just been dyed pink. ;)

    2ND PLACE:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    It's been a hard time for Blofeld during this financial crisis. He was no longer able to furnish kitty with the diamond collars to which it had become accustomed.
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Blofeld was not happy that the cat's neck brace was far more extravagant than his own.
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Blofeld had been very successful in winning a prize on the Hoopla stall at the fairground.
    WillyGalore wrote:
    The last time I saw that many balls on a pussy, was when I was browsing the internet...
    Once again, Willy rises to the occasion... but if I read one more reference to balls, I'm gonna go nuts!

    1ST PLACE:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Tiddles wished he could say that this was the only time he had six large balls near his face.
    In first place- and never dropping the ball, is @0Brady! Congrats, champ. The round is yours. =D>
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I'm honored @QBranch; this is quite unexpected.

    Here's the next photo:
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    I can't wait to see what all your dirty minds come up with next. ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The feline version of Basic Instinct left very little to the imagination...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Blofeld to his cat: You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program your likely to see.

    To which Irma Bunt walked in and shouted. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The nature documentary was really quite moving. Unfortunately, the cat on screen passed away whilst licking it's balls just as rigor mortis set in and so it would now have to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    @Creasy47 opened a new cat shelter that took animal welfare to new heights.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles couldn't help watching a little porn once the old lady and kids were out of the house. His choice: 'Kitty Does Dallas.'
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles couldn't help freezing the film at just that part (again and again)... learning yoga was never so interesting, he felt, since he found the Blu-Ray dvd of Advanced Kitty Yoga Positions.

    -OR-

    Tiddles found the new tv show "Peek-A-Boo" purrrrrfectly fascinating. His favorite contestant was named (naturally) Pussy Galore.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The cat looked on in stunned amazement...

    "Who the bloody hell still owns a VCR?!!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cat nip it in the bud.
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