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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,664
    Alright folks, after a long search, I've found a 2 for 1 pic. I hope it is sufficient- I can certainly see some potential here:

    (smaller pic): http://janio.sarmento.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gato-na-tv.jpg

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Ernst already had 2 items for a live action nursery rhyme. Now he just needed a cow, a dog, a fiddle and a spoon...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2014 Posts: 18,338
    "For England, Jemima?"

    "No, for me!"

    [Kitty Tevelyan is a pancake on the ground now].

    or

    Years before Jill Masterson and Madonna, Pussy had perfected the cone bra.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    It's the must have piece of gadgetry for 2014...

    A Catelite Dish.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Observe Mr Bond, the instruments of the...er...Digital Revolution"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Astronomers at the local observatory were hoping to beam radio signals to a newly discovered solar system. Unfortunately, a malfunction occurred somewhere around Uranus.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    There was nearly a catastrophe when Pusskins landed on the satellite at Blofeld's castle. The Weakest Link was on for Gods's sake!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,664
    Well done so far, chaps!, but I am wondering, who will come in at 3rd place???
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    As Blofeld got older, his evil schemes grew more and more mundane and lacking in ambition. After having a heated telephone argument with his cable provider sparked when they threatened to remove "My Cat From Hell" and other Animal Planet shows focusing on felines from their television line-up for good, he plotted for revenge. Always cunning, he got his own satellite dish from the black market, and had his best cat agent set it up in secret so that he could watch all his favorite programs free of any stress.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited June 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Lee Tamadori's rejected DAD proposal of Tiddles with a laser bra shooting lasers from outer space to literally divide North and South Korea.

    or

    "We're both orphans Tiddles. But while your parents had the luxury of dying at the paws of a rabid coyote, mine survived the shelter's betrayal and the Vet's injection squads. My parents couldn't live with the shame of being shelter pets. I escaped and was adopted. Little Jenny figured I was too young to remember and in one of life's little ironies, Jenny cannot watch the puppy shows on Animal Planet now because I just peed on the satellite reception transmitter, thus shorting it".

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    http://janio.sarmento.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gato-na-tv.jpg

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    Blofeld's new satellite dish had more power then an ordinary tv-dish, as his cat found out the hard way..

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited June 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Blofeld's television providers had maliciously shown Die Another Day back-to-back for over a week on every single available channel, so to protest Tiddles climbed the roof of his boss's headquarters and sat on the satellite dish, hoping and praying for a thunderstorm to roll through and zap him into oblivion.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Famined and thirsty, he still screwed up every time he looked for his dish.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Human: "Kitty, what in the F*** are you doing?!!!"
    Tiddles: "Uhh...tr-trying to end the world via my space laser?..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ever since he saw Mickey Mouse on satellite TV, he never gave up catching him in mid-air.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles tried to hide the fact that it was freezing, too embarrassed to show off those hard nipples.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Wow, heaps of great captions so far! Perhaps I'll change the pic to a different one.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles merely wanted to create an art cover for Dave Matthews Band's song 'Satellite.'
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Tiddles dramatically climbed up the satellite to address the world.
    "Attention World...does anyone know the password to the 24 hour kitty's gone wild channel? I need it for...world domination...yeah..."
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    NEW TO SKY ONE this weeks animals do the funniest things
    This Episode Cat on a hot tin dish !
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote:
    Alright folks, after a long search, I've found a 2 for 1 pic. I hope it is sufficient- I can certainly see some potential here:

    (smaller pic): http://janio.sarmento.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gato-na-tv.jpg

    random-funny-picture-dump-35.jpg

    Tiddles was sick of Spectre so decided to join an off shoot of the Jedi order! May the paws be with you!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    Get those last entries in, folks. Judging in 24 hours, or thereabouts.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cat is in the antenna cradle.

    "When you coming home, Ernst?"
    "I don t know when.
    But we ll get together then.
    You know we ll have a good time then."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328
    The latest in satellite technology: the addition of a dishwasher.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    I knew you weren't supposed to put Tomato Ketchup on your satellite dish but cats?!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    "Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Tiddles Media Group create in the world today?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He could not read those Asian menus, but he saw the look on their faces. He stayed there until after supper.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,009
    "Hey! Maybe if you weren't a cheap ass and didn't neglect to purchase HBO, I wouldn't have to hide up here and watch 'Game of Thrones' through the next-door neighbor's window!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Newest thing from QBranch, 007. It's called the 'catellite.'"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,009
    Judging on this?
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