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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Yep, typing it out now as we speak :) Good to see someone's on the ball. Balls, Q?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 41,009
    QBranch wrote:
    Yep, typing it out now as we speak :) Good to see someone's on the ball. Balls, Q?

    "I think you don't have the balls for this job."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,664
    Tiddles sneakily picked all the diamonds off Ernst's death ray satellite before it was launched. His bling collar is in the jewellers at this very moment.
    Alright folks, time for judging to...
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    I really enjoyed this round. Incredible captions from all- but you know there can only be one winner!

    Runners up, in no particular order:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Blofeld's television providers had maliciously shown Die Another Day back-to-back for over a week on every single available channel, so to protest Tiddles climbed the roof of his boss's headquarters and sat on the satellite dish, hoping and praying for a thunderstorm to roll through and zap him into oblivion.
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Hey! Maybe if you weren't a cheap ass and didn't neglect to purchase HBO, I wouldn't have to hide up here and watch 'Game of Thrones' through the next-door neighbor's window!"
    WillyGalore wrote:
    It's the must have piece of gadgetry for 2014... A Catelite Dish.
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    The latest in satellite technology: the addition of a dishwasher.
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    NEW TO SKY ONE this weeks animals do the funniest things
    This Episode Cat on a hot tin dish !
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    Blofeld's new satellite dish had more power then an ordinary tv-dish, as his cat found out the hard way..
    Kerim wrote:
    Lee Tamadori's rejected DAD proposal of Tiddles with a laser bra shooting lasers from outer space to literally divide North and South Korea.
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Years before Jill Masterson and Madonna, Pussy had perfected the cone bra.
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Tiddles tried to hide the fact that it was freezing, too embarrassed to show off those hard nipples.
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Famined and thirsty, he still screwed up every time he looked for his dish.
    Dragonpol wrote:
    "Observe Mr Bond, the instruments of the...er...Digital Revolution"
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Judging on this?
    3RD PLACE: In murd place, we have Thirdock, aka Charles Bronze-son, with:
    Murdock wrote:
    Tiddles dramatically climbed up the satellite to address the world.
    "Attention World...does anyone know the password to the 24 hour kitty's gone wild channel? I need it for...world domination...yeah..."
    2ND PLACE: In second place, we have Auric Silverfinger, with:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    The cat is in the antenna cradle.

    "When you coming home, Ernst?"
    "I don t know when.
    But we ll get together then.
    You know we ll have a good time then."
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Ever since he saw Mickey Mouse on satellite TV, he never gave up catching him in mid-air.
    1ST PLACE: And our winner this week, is GoldmemberGalore, with:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Ernst already had 2 items for a live action nursery rhyme. Now he just needed a cow, a dog, a fiddle and a spoon...
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Astronomers at the local observatory were hoping to beam radio signals to a newly discovered solar system. Unfortunately, a malfunction occurred somewhere around Uranus.
    And once again, thanks to his hilarious and clever contributions, @WillyGalore wins the exhausting task of finding the next photo! Good for you, buddy. Good for you. ;) =D>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 41,009
    Thanks for the shout out! (Especially my 'Judging on this?' one. That was the best and should've won the entire contest.)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You are a humble man, Creasy. Perhaps even more humble than myself- and that's saying a lot :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 41,009
    QBranch wrote:
    You are a humble man, Creasy. Perhaps even more humble than myself- and that's saying a lot :)

    Why thank you for that, I most certainly appreciate it. Means a lot! :)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Thanks a lot @QBranch! I swear you do it on purpose. ;-)

    I'll have a look for a photo and post one up shortly.

    Oh, found this little beauty already! :-)

    cat-cafe.jpg

    Good luck you funny people.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Cameraman: "MAN! That is one foul pussy."

    OR

    When the Reuters journalist heard "There's a giant pussy that has gone mad, locking herself in a hotel room and breaking everything," he was under the impression that Grace Jones was in town again. Boy, was he wrong.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    When it came to filming DianaRiggCat's scenes for OHMSS, the cameraman needed to stay behind safety glass to avoid her dreaded garlic breath.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    A cameraman does some test shooting for MGM's new roaring feline.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited June 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Bond theme singer wannabe, Missy Tiddles' reaction to the news that Purvis and Wade were back to finish the script of Bond 24 was hardly restrained. Her wailing and screeching had folks ducking for cover and a nearby Reuters cameraman filming what he thought must be a bloody murder.

    As she continued her unrelenting caterwauling, people up and down the neighborhood started murmuring, "Look! That cameraman seems to be filming the opening sequence to Diamonds are Forever! Yeah, perhaps they are updating that story for Bond 24!" "Oh my god, then that really is Jack White's new Bond theme song we're hearing?!" Chaos and wild speculation reigned.
    The crowd soon got unruly and riot police had to be called in.
    They responded wearing earmuffs.
    An unruffled Colonel showed up, trying to calm everybody back down.
    Basically, nobody was happy. Rather like just a typical day this weekend on the MI6community forum. ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Tiddles confronts CLAWTRE when he discovered he was being filmed nuzzling his human host.

    or

    How to create feline dental X-rays without getting bit.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He put on his most winning smile for the camera when Reuters ran a piece on the cat that was found restlessly circling a chimney stack in London.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at the cameraman's shoulder.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    An ex-Hustler cameraman gets a sweet gig by filming other pussies.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    My contribution to the round. ;-)

    Tamahori was beginning to wish he'd CGI'd the cat as well.

    or

    The Paparazzi may have just discovered the location of the Suarez household.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Your captions make me yawn."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    What the picture doesn't show is what's happening behind Tiddles that's making him scream so much...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    What the picture doesn't show is what's happening behind Tiddles that's making him scream so much...

    Haha! Lewis Gilbert was a pervert.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Tiddles was practicing for her dramatic yell in Diamonds are Forever. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    What the picture doesn't show is what's happening behind Tiddles that's making him scream so much...

    Haha! Lewis Gilbert was a pervert.

    And when he was done, Tamahori snuck up behind Tiddles, reading him his DAD 2 script.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    Dr. No: "One million dollars, Mr. Bond."
    Bond: "Huh?"
    Dr. No: "You were wondering how much is that kitty in the window."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2014 Posts: 45,489
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    What the picture doesn't show is what's happening behind Tiddles that's making him scream so much...

    Haha! Lewis Gilbert was a pervert.

    And when he was done, Tamahori snuck up behind Tiddles, reading him his DAD 2 script.

    No, Tamahori snuck up behind Gilbert, making it a menage-a-trois.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,009
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    What the picture doesn't show is what's happening behind Tiddles that's making him scream so much...

    Haha! Lewis Gilbert was a pervert.

    And when he was done, Tamahori snuck up behind Tiddles, reading him his DAD 2 script.

    No, Tamahori snuck up behind Gilbert, making it a manage-a-trois.

    And Jinx sidelined for part two of the Big Bang theory. Lewis gave her the thrust of it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And Peter Hunt felt left out.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    The cameraman embarrassingly wished he could say that this was the only time he'd tried to secretly videotape a pussy through a window, but at least this time he wouldn't have to worry about receiving a subpoena or restraining order from a very cross female neighbor.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Yeah baby! Lift that tail! Show me some tongue!"

    Needless to say, Blofeld had this henchman, ahem, fired when he walked in the door.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Pussy had always wanted to play Jaws for the cameras so this was her big moment.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    WillyGalore wrote:

    cat-cafe.jpg
    As it was Blofeld had to cut cost and some members of his gang had to fulfill jobs they weren't accustomed to. His cat also had to read out Blofeld's threats to the international media, but somehow the message failed to get across..
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cat got his tongue, and he needed to document it due to the insurance.
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