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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,480
    The locker room bragging continued, seemingly not to be topped by some specific details about Bond's famous little finger. But there was one cool cat who wasn't intimidated in the least by Bond's prowess with his finger . In fact, "Tiger by the Tail" Tiddles Tanaka was more than confident when it came to winning the female kitties. He had his own built in rocket launcher that always left a lady with a memorable "tail" to talk about later.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    It'll either bring tears to your eyes or tickle your fancy!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Or both at the same time, I dare say. :D
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Clearly, she didn't fully understand when she was told by her lesbian lover to put on a strap on.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It was the last time Blofeld would photograph the damn cat while in drag.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    =)) Oh my, some of these are hilarious, including the last one.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Remember, never rub your cat up the wrong way!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    It was Tiddles' pocket rocket that finally put a smile on Grumpy Cat's face.

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "And the great thing is, you can use me as a mop afterwards".
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Thank you very much, Brady! Here's this week's entries, and as always, let me know if this bad boy has been used before. Figured I'd follow it up with another sexual entry:

    CapConCat_zps0bbc4dc4.jpg

    Can't think of anything yet for laughing! But trust me i will at some point very soon! :))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to point?"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Thank you very much, Brady! Here's this week's entries, and as always, let me know if this bad boy has been used before. Figured I'd follow it up with another sexual entry:

    CapConCat_zps0bbc4dc4.jpg

    I've been known to keep my tip up!
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    'There can be only one'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Judging in 24 hours. Get those last entries in!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Tails of the Unexpected.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "You'll poke your eye out kid."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Judging time! Honorable mentions to all of you.

    Third Place: @Kerim:

    "Poor Tiddles looked at that last caption photo way too long causing more than a slight stiffness."

    I do believe you're right!

    Second Place: @4EverBonded:
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    The locker room bragging continued, seemingly not to be topped by some specific details about Bond's famous little finger. But there was one cool cat who wasn't intimidated in the least by Bond's prowess with his finger . In fact, "Tiger by the Tail" Tiddles Tanaka was more than confident when it came to winning the female kitties. He had his own built in rocket launcher that always left a lady with a memorable "tail" to talk about later.

    Hilarious! If I ever join the UFC or some dirty, underground fighting ring, I'm totally changing my name to "Tiger By The Tail" Tiddles Tanaka. Great work. Finally, this week's winner (you'd think he was bribing me or something...don't worry, he is:

    First Place: @WillyGalore with these two great entries:
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    Clearly, she didn't fully understand when she was told by her lesbian lover to put on a strap on.
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    "And the great thing is, you can use me as a mop afterwards".

    Willy, I think you've learned by now that your blunt, sexual entries never cease to make me laugh. Enjoy running both games this week! Thanks to everyone who played.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Oh my. I didn't expect this either. Thank you very much @Creasy47.

    I'll have a look for a photo.

    EDIT: I think this one will do nicely. :-)

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    Good luck all.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Oh, man. I see me having some fun with this:

    "Damn...hurry up and get the *flings cat* hell out of here. My old lady's going to kill me if she finds another wet pussy in my bed."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    This nice man saved poor Tiddles from the ravages of the flood. Now he's airing Tiddles out to keep the putrid smell of a wet pussy out of the bedroom.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles learned the hard way that using his master's bed as the litter box was a no-no.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    The aftermath of Hurricane Purina.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles' suggestion that Jack White return and duet with Madonna for Bond 24's theme song was immediately and drastically rejected. As was Tiddles from EON's meeting.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Look who dragged the cat in.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    The young gentleman helped Tiddles get situated in his invisible jet before take-off.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    I would enter but as yet I can't see the picture !!.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Back on April 1st, this kind man quickly rescued Tiddles from a suicidal leap into the muddy water below. Poor Tiddles had just learned that Mike Myers had been hired to "polish" Bond 24's script.

    Except he didn't realize that was Baz's April Fool's joke to the Bond community.
    Tiddles is still recuperating, eating extra sushi and refusing to read The Daily Mail any more.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    Mrcoggins wrote: »
    I would enter but as yet I can't see the picture !!.

    I can't see it too! But I've got a vague picture in my head from the captions!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    "Look, you see this? You see all of this? That isn't rain. It's sex flooding from the ridiculous cat orgy you and your gang thought you'd throw in my room the other night. If it happens again, I'll drown you in it."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited August 2014 Posts: 45,489
    "Do not return without some fish for dinner, you hear? Salmon!!
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