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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    The grandkittens were getting tired of Grandpa Sean Panther's asking where his new furry deluxe glasses were. They were always "lost" in the same place - on top of his head.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,667
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7P7Bd2P3NAyeaPZH6Z2bRCo8CSFMQxciZWgxZs4x64GMblJPXag

    Tiddles may not have been the number one feline in the room, but he was definitely the top cat.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "SIT!"

    or

    Tiddles' pro wrestling career was about to come to tragic end.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Awesome entries as always folks! Here are the results?

    3rd place. This very amusing entry.
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    The new wig this lioness was wearing looked more fake than any of Connery's toupées.

    2nd place. Our sense of humour is shockingly similiar! lol!


    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    The new wig this lioness was wearing looked more fake than any of Connery's toupées.

    WillyGalore wrote: »
    No matter whether it's day or night, he always has pussy on his mind.

    1st place. A VERY clever play on words which had me rolling is???????????
    QBranch wrote: »
    Catalya Si-meow-nova: "He wouldn't know a pussy if one came up and sat on his head."

    A brilliant and well deserved winning entry! Big congratulations QBranch!!!!

    =D>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,667
    Cheers, @RogueAgent! I didn't expect that- great captions all around. I'll try to get a pic up soon.
    Sit tight, BondCats!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    /\ No worries! We look forward to seeing what you come up with? :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    Sorry for the delay folks- was difficult to find a quality pic this time, but ultimately went with this one. Good luck all, see you at the other side!

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote: »
    Sorry for the delay folks- was difficult to find a quality pic this time, but ultimately went with this one. Good luck all, see you at the other side!

    14782062368_1a2ce813ec_o.jpg

    Well? One of us smells like a tarts hankerchief? ;)
  • andmcitandmcit
    Posts: 1,068
    catgunbarrel-1.jpg Curiosity killer cat
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,667
    I was expecting a gunbarrel ref, but not to that degree :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    Let's get some more entries for this, otherwise I'll have no choice but to rank myself in third place. haha
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    "Halllloooo!"
    Agent-in-training Tiddles00Catnip was not convinced that the secret spy tunnel leading to Blofeld's lair was empty. Plus he was scared of heights and slides, although he had never told anyone that. Abandoning the option of stealth he continued to yell down into the pipeline. He knew that others from MI6 were watching him via hidden camera, and this was his last task before becoming a fullfledged 00 agent ... but he couldn't make himself go down there.

    Until Q came along and pushed him down said pipeline, muttering: "What did you want, an exploding pen or a rappelling line magically appearing from your watch? Get down there, 00Catnip! Honestly, I could do more damage in my pajamas than ...."

    "MEOWWW!" *splat!*

    "... I do hope you landed on your feet this time. And you should find a door to your right. Put your back into it."

    Tiddles did find his way out, through a sewer pipe further along ... but no one ever heard from him again. Embarrassed, he just pussyfooted off to the wilds of Scotland and stayed there, occasionally playing with otters and growing his special brand of catnip. He remembered what Bond had told him about field work: "It's not for everyone." Tiddles purrfectly agreed.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Unbeknownst to Bond, during his storming of Blofeld's secret volcano lair in YOLT a giant, mutated cat peered down at the ensuing battle with mirth, another creation the archenemy had produced to dominate the world and make the planet his pet's litter box. Blofeld wasn't prepared for Godzilla, however, who rose from the sea and killed the monolithic cat in seconds flat, dragging it back to his den for a feast.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Moments before poor Tiddles realized he was looking at the wrong end of the gun barrel sequence.

    or

    So that's why Blodfeld sits on that seat every day. Seems like a waste of water to me.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    A heavily pregnant Miss Kitty was left speechless when the veterinarian demonstrated how wide her cervix will stretch when she gives birth next week...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Willy, honestly, how the heck do you think of these things?! :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    Loving the captions so far, folks! Let's get a few more before judging time \:D/
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited August 2014 Posts: 6,396
    As Tiddles was busy underneath the toilet working on fixing the plumbing, he was in for a nasty surprise when Ernst suddenly rushed in with a repeat of his recent tummy troubles.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Blofeld has no need for toilet paper.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Here we see Blofeld's finest operative, Mr. Tiddles, peeking in on a meeting of MI6's highest officials.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Peering down from Blofeld's skylight late one evening, Tiddles was shocked to discover his master cavorting in bed with ... a giggling Irma Bundt (the woman he hated most in the world). Shocked and numb, he silently pussyfooted down the outside of the building and hitched a ride with the first vehicle that would pick him up. Having seen that, he could not unsee it ever again.
    Tiddles ended up in Germany. Feeling his life was now forever ruined, he sought solace by hanging out in a pastry shop in Berlin. Unfortunately, he still felt haunted by that spectre of an unwanted memory. Then one morning he suddenly realized why - as he looked at the rows of many freshly made Bundt cakes. He turned and fled, deciding that hanging out at the neighborhood sushi restaurant would probably be the best recuperation he could find.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
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    Tiddles is pictured staring into just one of the dozens of plot holes left behind by Die Another Day.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,667
    Great minds think alike, @Brady. I was just typing out this:

    Once CattHelm spots a plot hole, we never hear the tail end of it...

    BTW, judging in a few hours.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Ninja-in-training Tiddles Tanaka looked down into the secret hut where the lovely women were working seriously and with great care on (Sean's) Bond. What were they doing to him? Bond was not moving. They seemed to be putting things on or taking off or - egads! Moving hairy black caterpillars out of the way while forcing something on his eyelids ... what?!

    When Bond stood up and they were congratulating him on now looking Japanese, Tiddles burst out laughing hysterically and rolled off the roof. Oh, he had no idea that this was a comedy mission. He had so much to learn about stealth. What next? A fake volcano? Hahahhahahaha!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He wondered what his master Ernst was doing down in the ladies toilet in Piz Gloria with a camera.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
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    Alright, it's been a few hours... Now let's get down to business. Not too many entries this time, but as usual, excellent captions from everyone. I always love how others can put a 'hole' new spin on the photo that I would never have thought of.

    Runners up:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He wondered what his master Ernst was doing down in the ladies toilet in Piz Gloria with a camera.
    RogueAgent wrote: »
    Well? One of us smells like a tarts hankerchief? ;)
    Kerim wrote: »
    So that's why Blodfeld sits on that seat every day. Seems like a waste of water to me.

    3RD PLACE:
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    As Tiddles was busy underneath the toilet working on fixing the plumbing, he was in for a nasty surprise when Ernst suddenly rushed in with a repeat of his recent tummy troubles.
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    A heavily pregnant Miss Kitty was left speechless when the veterinarian demonstrated how wide her cervix will stretch when she gives birth next week...
    Willy, thanks for that image.

    2ND PLACE:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Tiddles is pictured staring into just one of the dozens of plot holes left behind by Die Another Day.
    When will the DAD bashing end? That's not a complaint, by the way ;)

    1ST PLACE:

    And finally, smacking it out of the park, is @4EverBonded with three hilarious entries:
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    "Halllloooo!"
    Agent-in-training Tiddles00Catnip was not convinced that the secret spy tunnel leading to Blofeld's lair was empty. Plus he was scared of heights and slides, although he had never told anyone that. Abandoning the option of stealth he continued to yell down into the pipeline. He knew that others from MI6 were watching him via hidden camera, and this was his last task before becoming a fullfledged 00 agent ... but he couldn't make himself go down there.

    Until Q came along and pushed him down said pipeline, muttering: "What did you want, an exploding pen or a rappelling line magically appearing from your watch? Get down there, 00Catnip! Honestly, I could do more damage in my pajamas than ...."

    "MEOWWW!" *splat!*

    "... I do hope you landed on your feet this time. And you should find a door to your right. Put your back into it."

    Tiddles did find his way out, through a sewer pipe further along ... but no one ever heard from him again. Embarrassed, he just pussyfooted off to the wilds of Scotland and stayed there, occasionally playing with otters and growing his special brand of catnip. He remembered what Bond had told him about field work: "It's not for everyone." Tiddles purrfectly agreed.
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Peering down from Blofeld's skylight late one evening, Tiddles was shocked to discover his master cavorting in bed with ... a giggling Irma Bundt (the woman he hated most in the world). Shocked and numb, he silently pussyfooted down the outside of the building and hitched a ride with the first vehicle that would pick him up. Having seen that, he could not unsee it ever again.
    Tiddles ended up in Germany. Feeling his life was now forever ruined, he sought solace by hanging out in a pastry shop in Berlin. Unfortunately, he still felt haunted by that spectre of an unwanted memory. Then one morning he suddenly realized why - as he looked at the rows of many freshly made Bundt cakes. He turned and fled, deciding that hanging out at the neighborhood sushi restaurant would probably be the best recuperation he could find.
    4EverBonded wrote: »
    Ninja-in-training Tiddles Tanaka looked down into the secret hut where the lovely women were working seriously and with great care on (Sean's) Bond. What were they doing to him? Bond was not moving. They seemed to be putting things on or taking off or - egads! Moving hairy black caterpillars out of the way while forcing something on his eyelids ... what?!

    When Bond stood up and they were congratulating him on now looking Japanese, Tiddles burst out laughing hysterically and rolled off the roof. Oh, he had no idea that this was a comedy mission. He had so much to learn about stealth. What next? A fake volcano? Hahahhahahaha!
    Well done, m'lady. The round is yours! \:D/ =D>
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited September 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Oh my goodness! I had a lot of fun this round, but this is an unexpected pleasant surprise. Thanks,@QBranch! I'm at work, but will get a picture up asap. On my lunch hour, so it should not be too long ...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    I had a good old laugh imagining Tiddles on his journeys! Once again, well done 4Ever- looking forward to the next furry photo.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Well, my eyes are falling out of their sockets from dryness - staring at cat photos throughout my entire lunch hour. Anyway, let's give this one a shot:

    (hope it shows okay...)

    cat-out-in-the-snow.jpg
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited September 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Tiddles's bladder control issues misleads Quantum into thinking they've discovered the 60% water supply in the Bolivian desert.

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