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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Again, I'm terribly sorry for the delay. Let's start this up again.

    Rogue Agent wins with this entry.

    RogueAgent wrote: »
    Kerim wrote: »
    Thanks 4Ever. That reminds me, I have to do break up Roger and a goat.

    After sorting through all of the online cat photos that weren't Grumpy Cat, I found a most deserving photo to be captioned.

    Classy-James-Bond-Cat-Receives-Its-Martini-Shaken-Not-Stirred.jpg

    See you in a week's time.

    Got one!!!!! :D Here goes!!!

    X_X

    The last time i saw a cocktail like that with this expression on my face? Was when i went into the wrong type of gentleman's club and bumped into Raoul Silva!

  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Wow! Thanks Kerim! Lets see what people make of this one?

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  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    The karate scene in The Man With the Golden Gun was mercifully toned down from the original draft.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2014 Posts: 28,694
    While working his first gig as headlining magician at Nevada's Bellagio hotel and casino, The Mystifying Merlin got booed off the stage by disappointed audience members after they misunderstood him when he promised that he'd make a pussy levitate five feet into the air. After getting refunds for their tickets the angry audience members then funneled into the striptease and pole dancing show going on in the next room so that they would finally get what they paid to see.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Despite consulting a stage magician for advice and lobbying hard for the part, Tiddles found his dreams of Hollywood dashed yet again when Whedon passed him over for a Mr. "Spayed Somebody-or-Other." Maybe Tiddles just didn't sound convincing enough mewing, "I had strings, but now I'm freeee!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Abra Catabra
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles found that the new "invisible floating chair" was every bit as annoying as the invisible car in DAD. Even the new Q ("Call me Puppet Master!") couldn't help him feel comfy in it. Tiddles much preferred climbing a tree or using the old Q's hot air balloon to get into Octopussy's palace.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Foe Sale :
    One Levitating Cat, No strings attached !
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Very good! Keep them coming! :-bd
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    RogueAgent wrote: »
    Wow! Thanks Kerim! Lets see what people make of this one?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoolnM_bbWXAmNY4gYncKerJp3TLYBHRBcy7q3G8yOYEp7oiSNcQ

    "Just because I'm a cat doesn't mean I need to be part of magic trick in Octopussy!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328

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    Floating remotely controlled cats as a weapon? You must be joking!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Supine Feline on the Skyline.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Karate Kat, yet another remake coming out of a Hollywood studio!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Invisible Blofeld tickles pussy as astonished Bond looks on.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The new vet was fun.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Vindaloo curried flavoured cat food trial, Not a success !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    A dysfunctional home.
    The guy thinks he is a tree, while his cat believes he is a bird. Soon the nesting season would bring much pain.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    The 'Thriller' dance freaked puss right out of his boots!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    A dysfunctional home.
    The guy thinks he is a tree, while his cat believes he is a bird. Soon the nesting season would bring much pain.

    Tree never makes nest on bare bird?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Just like Ultron in the latest Avengers 2 movie trailer, there's no strings on Tiddles. Promise.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Cat Ballou(n)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    More great entries people! Will be judging tomorrow!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This telekinetic trick was made possible with the aid of two equally powerful vacuum cleaners.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Ok people, here are the results!

    3rd place:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    A dysfunctional home.
    The guy thinks he is a tree, while his cat believes he is a bird. Soon the nesting season would bring much pain.

    2nd place:

    DrGorner wrote: »
    Foe Sale :
    One Levitating Cat, No strings attached !

    And the winner is?!!!!

    1st place:

    QBranch wrote: »
    The 'Thriller' dance freaked puss right out of his boots!

    Thanks to all that took part once again! Congratulations QBranch! Over to you my friend!

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I came second. Yea !!!
    Does this mean I'm a great lover ? :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    DrGorner wrote: »
    I came second. Yea !!!
    Does this mean I'm a great lover ? :))

    I guess, but I wonder what it means to come third...

  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DrGorner wrote: »
    I came second. Yea !!!
    Does this mean I'm a great lover ? :))

    With a sense of humour like that DrGorner, you will go far on this forum! :-bd :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'm glad to hear that, as I was worried it may have been a bit too naughty. ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Don't be worried! Wait until WillyGalore returns! He is hilarious with some of his posts on here! Not sure when he will return but he is well missed by us all! Especially his sense of humour! :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    :)) Fantastic name ! :))
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