BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Looking down Pussy couldn't help but think.....
    ... " Does my bum look big in this ?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Any more entries for this? Judging will be soon.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    One final mission for Blofeld's cat, it seemed, as he certainly could see the end of it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The Tesla duplicator worked like a charm. It was ready for Tracy now.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited February 2015 Posts: 18,270
    The cats went in but no mice came out.

    OR

    The magician had imbibed a little too much and so could not put poor pussy back together again.
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    One final mission for Blofeld's cat, it seemed, as he certainly could see the end of it.

    The big screen children's remake of classic show "Topcat" suffered a major setback when the star of the show was chopped in half!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2015 Posts: 28,694
    Alright, since no new captions have flooded in for a good while, it's time to judge this.

    In third place we have the Nordic nincompoop himself, @Thunderfinger, with these two captions:
    He needed to think about this. Outside the box.
    Boxing Day at Piz Gloria was always purre magic.

    Coming in at second and fresh from the salt mines is @Kerim, with this witty entry:
    Kerim wrote: »
    "Wow, I had no idea the back part of me was so big"


    And finally, our big winner this time around is @CommanderRoss for his cornucopia of commendable captions:
    Blofeld was going through his cats pretty fast, so he ordered new ones by the dozen.
    Schrodinger's cat did make things more complicated when he got more boxes...
    One final mission for Blofeld's cat, it seemed, as he certainly could see the end of it.


    Congratulations to the Commander for his victory and thank you to all who stuck with the contest.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited February 2015 Posts: 8,253
    You're too kind @OBrady. Will be back in an hour or so with a new picture purrfect white cat.

    So here you go, hope we haven't used it before...
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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "It's all in the paw".
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    The years of living with Sir Roger had quite some effect on poor Tiddles .
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Aware that his facial talents were nothing compared to Sir Roger's, Mr Tiddles resorted to plastic surgery. He should have said no to botox, though.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The best thing Blofeld knew, next to crossdressing, was putting makeup on his animals.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld's attempts to make his cat army more refined, cultured and "high brow" were less successful than he had hoped.
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    You're too kind @OBrady. Will be back in an hour or so with a new picture purrfect white cat.

    So here you go, hope we haven't used it before...
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    The NEW Spectre logo for Tiddles did not quite go to plan! X_X
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Blofeld ordered his assistant to bring a chimney sweep around his Japanese headquarters to clean up all the volcanic ash coating his workers and their equipment, he hadn't prepared for just how much of a cat lover the man was. In a fit of adoration, the sweep patted Tiddles warmly on the head, smearing his fur with soot that wouldn't be cleaned off for weeks afterwards.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cat owner talking on phone: "...Wait- THIS Tuesday?... ...No, I have to take Tiddles to the vet to get him desexed."

    "...Haha, my cat just jumped off the couch and sprinted out the door! Maybe he understood what i was... Naaahh!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles the cat shows off what he has learned from the Roger Moore eyebrow exercise videos he had received in the mail.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Will judge soon, any more tankers?
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    I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this
    wasn't it.
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Right, then, sorry o have left this so long. Here's the scores:

    In third place:
    Mrcoggins wrote: »
    The years of living with Sir Roger had quite some effect on poor Tiddles .
    frowning out..

    In second place:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Cat owner talking on phone: "...Wait- THIS Tuesday?... ...No, I have to take Tiddles to the vet to get him desexed."

    "...Haha, my cat just jumped off the couch and sprinted out the door! Maybe he understood what i was... Naaahh!"
    He might just have... actually, we have two cats and I sometimes do get the feeling the do understand us..
    But in the end this one had me laughing the most...
    Sandy wrote: »
    Aware that his facial talents were nothing compared to Sir Roger's, Mr Tiddles resorted to plastic surgery. He should have said no to botox, though.

    Sandy, congrats and take it away!
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    @CommanderRoss what an honour! I thought I had no chances with such amazingly funny entries. I've been away from the forums due to work and unfortunately I will not be around consistently for a while so I will pass the torch to the runner up, the one and only @QBranch! I know you'll come up with something amazing ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Well, @QBranch?
    Sandy wrote: »
    I will not be around consistently for a while so I will pass the torch to the runner up, the one and only @QBranch! I know you'll come up with something amazing ;)
    Amazingly, it has been a week.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Maybe pass it to Coggins?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    yep, I guess so...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2015 Posts: 14,571
    Hi folks, sorry for the hold up. Thanks for the shout out, @CommanderRoss and @Sandy :)>- However, I'm struggling to find a pic, so must pass the shoe, so to speak.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Any objections?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Finger licking good !
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Daniel told people that his little finger had pleased many a pussy, they had no idea he was talking about his work with cats at a local New York animal shelter, and not...well, you know.
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    Kerim wrote: »
    Any objections?

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    You sure this is a dummy?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thunderfinger finally got soft in the finger.
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