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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty: "I could do this kind of stuff in my sleep. Actually, I think that the 'artist' did it in his sleep too!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " So you're telling me this different cat, scratched my shirts and used my
    New shoes as a litter box ?"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    My hypnotapes were worth the price. Thank you, @Dragonpol.

    Caption this:
    l-I-am-so-offended-right-now.jpg

    I would sooner see Pussy Galore in 3D!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Did you get the license number of the steam roller ?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Astronomer cat claimed there was a moon hidden where the sun don't shine.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'have you been sniffing catnip again?'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    More abstract or concrete art comments are very welcome. I have a couple of favourites already.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The Cat Artist: "I'm going to need a scratch-board after this you know."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Tiddles was worried, he knew all those signs stood for plans of Blofeld to kill, abduct or blackmail people. But what was this sign for?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Judging this weekend, get your entries in if you have any more.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Lady Kitty sees her "cat star" unveiled on the Hollywood Walk of Felines.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Time to pass the torch.

    In 3rd place this week, we have
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Screw it, I am entering one as well:

    He was so sore after trying to hump her a couple of times, but wasn t ready to give up just yet.
    Very naughty.

    In 2nd place:
    QBranch wrote: »
    His latest masterpiece really cemented his career.
    Hehe, excellent wordplay.

    And the winner is either @DrGorner for
    DrGorner wrote: »
    Now show us on the drawing kitty, where did the nasty man touch you !
    or @DrGorner with
    DrGorner wrote: »
    " So you're telling me this different cat, scratched my shirts and used my
    New shoes as a litter box ?"

    HAhaha!
    Over to you, Doc.

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    funny-cats_93.jpg

    Nice suprise, loads of funny lines.From everyone Heres mine.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE CATS was a flop, and Fluffy was no new Caesar.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thanks for the mention TF!

    Confucius say, "Tai Chi cat without empty mind become distracted by bird."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Franz Oberhauser removes his human mask and reveals his true identity.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Eeeeek! A mouse! Someone, help!!!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty had always preferred the disco version of Shirley Bassey's 'Moonraker' track.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You put your left foot in
    You take your left foot out
    You put your left foot in
    and you shake it all about
    You do the hokey pokey and you turn around
    That s what it s all about
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "All dogs must be exterminated! TOTAL WAR!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Village cat had to go it solo- the others were too busy having fun at the youth hostel.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited August 2015 Posts: 8,328
    DrGorner wrote: »
    funny-cats_93.jpg

    Nice suprise, loads of funny lines.From everyone Heres mine.
    While training for martial arts Johnny English style Tiddles accidentally castrated himself. He never really recovered.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After stealing Ernst s kebab leftovers:

    "A litterbox! A litterbox! My kingdom for a litterbox!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DrGorner wrote: »
    funny-cats_93.jpg

    Nice suprise, loads of funny lines.From everyone Heres mine.

    Y........M........C........A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \:D/
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Everyone was Kung Fu fighting. This cat was fast as lightning.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Now that everyone has stopped groaning.

    From upstairs, Hi Fat realizes he could have saved his money by closing the school and just send Mr. Tiddles to take care of Bond.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld had trained his cat to give him a massive applause whenever he saw him.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited September 2015 Posts: 8,328
    For the auditions of Blofeld's cat, they had to play a part of 'Hamlet'.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Damn synthetic catnip! I only have eight lives left. AAArgh!
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