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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    The first four of you to get home get Chinese takeaway. The last one home will be in the Chinese takeaway...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He would soon regret sitting on the handlebars- too many potholes.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2015 Posts: 18,270
    Top Cat's Spinner fitness class left a lot to be desired.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In case someone forgot what picture we are captioning:
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He told them which direction to go, but gave them a bum steer.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " Next time TC, can we keep the seats on ?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Top Cat was the indisputable Boss Cat when it came to bike coaching.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    If they can pedal any faster, then hats off to 'em.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Top cat's part in the car chase scene in the new SPECTRE film went unnoticed by the public. The cats, however, never really recovered
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Blofeld's cats tried their best to please their master, no matter what. After all, he had promised them a reward they couldn't refuse. A Catnip delicatessen! In stainless steel!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2015 Posts: 18,270
    Zorin Cat: "More POWAH from Cat No. 4!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The cat pedaling in front didn't know what stunned him more- a megaphone in his ear, or a furry pussy in his face.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, judging time. So many good entries, I had a hard time picking a winner or even ranking the best ones, but if I must:

    Runner-up:
    Kerim wrote: »
    How Drax was able to speed up the centrifuge in Moonraker. The Dobermans spared no one after Bond stopped the centrifuge.

    Bronze medal goes to
    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    The first four of you to get home get Chinese takeaway. The last one home will be in the Chinese takeaway...

    Silver goes to this guy, of which my favs are:
    QBranch wrote: »
    If you hit the brakes, the bike becomes a catapult.
    QBranch wrote: »
    He would soon regret sitting on the handlebars- too many potholes.
    QBranch wrote: »
    The cat pedaling in front didn't know what stunned him more- a megaphone in his ear, or a furry pussy in his face.

    And the winner this time:
    DrGorner wrote: »
    " Next time TC, can we keep the seats on ?"

    Congratulations with another win, @DrGorner, and well done to the others. I had some hearty laughs. Take it away, you fake doctor!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Oh, that's a surprise. :) Congratulations to all.
    How about this one.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Garfield was getting near-sighted. It was the litterbox he was aiming for.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    The other way is twice as simple. You just put your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out! Haha!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The kitten was going to learn to enjoy mice from the cellar, damnit!
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    It's the day of the Die Another Day titles run through - "So, when you're dunking Brozzer's head in the water, this is how it's done"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Baptism by immersion in water dish.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Stay right there Tiddles. I need you to stay steady. I need to get all four paws on you so that I can put...the writing on the wall.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    They re-enacted Bond's first kill, white tiles and all.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cannibal Cat realized he needed a bigger dish for this meal.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Have some more lemon peel, I insist!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    His parents could no longer watch him starve from paw appetite. They had to put their foot down.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles was giving a lesson in grammar, stressing the importance of a comma in a sentence such as "Eat, pussy," as opposed to "Eat pussy."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Tiddles vowed revenge after getting the Super Swirley treatment.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The little one had to vomit after catching Ernst and Tiddles in the bathtub.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    :)) Some great ones.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited September 2015 Posts: 8,253
    The initiation ritual at 'Mr Tiddles 'Blofeld's Cat' school of acting' was somewhat disputed.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He needed braces, but the orthodontist was a bit rough.
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