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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Very good, but belongs in the limerick thread.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    FIVE DAF HAIKUS

    A master killer
    And yet a humble scorpion
    Let us learn from it.

    I have to admit
    Miss Case is quite attractive
    If one likes ladies.

    Marvellous vessel
    Except for lack of claret
    SS “Canberra”.

    Do you not agree
    It really is a small world
    I got a brudder.

    People say to me
    I have Rock Hudson’s body
    Wait till he finds out.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Haha, I like those last two.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Time to revive this thread...at the risk of no-one sharing that sentiment. So here are

    FIVE SKYFALL HAIKUS

    Hashima Island
    Raoul Silva's secret lair
    Sort of lacks comfort.

    Provoking James Bond
    Works best when you're destroying
    His Aston Martin.

    There's one survivor
    In smoke and flame and chaos
    Porcellain bulldog.

    No exploding pen
    A gun and a radio
    Not really Christmas.

    Bond had the feeling
    He'd always hated that place
    When Skyfall burned down.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Excellent.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited January 2018 Posts: 13,919
    To live and let die
    When tomorrow never dies...
    Die another day.




    So called to duty
    My fingers on Gemma's skin
    Still cannot save me.
  • StrogStrog
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    Live and Let Die

    Espresso machine
    Overwhelms budget hence the
    Kananga balloon

    The World Is Not Enough

    Albert Broccoli
    Would've dubbed Denise Richards
    As in olden days.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Brilliant, both of you.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yeah,nice. And thanks for reviving this dusty old thread.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,084
    Follow-up:
    Strog wrote: »
    Albert Broccoli
    Would've dubbed Denise Richards
    As in olden days.

    Cubby and Harry
    Made all the women sound like
    Nikki van der Zyl.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Seasoned assassin
    The Man With the Golden Gun
    Loves his Tabasco.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    One shot under the table
    but the agent opposite
    returns the favour
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Any survivors
    Might not notice that Elvis
    Hasn't left the building.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited January 2018 Posts: 13,919
    When survey answers
    Won't look good on resumes
    Sessions don't end well.



    Mission requirements
    Rarely take on more meaning
    Than death for breakfast.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,084
    Wow. Perhaps you should take over my tenure at James Bond University.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    The moon is baptized in the stream
    Now its name is but a grave
    For sins buried within
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I'm the perpetual student, @j_w_pepper. Your tenure is secure.
  • Mendes4LyfeMendes4Lyfe The long road ahead
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    You'll never know
    The days and nights I cried for
    Time is my Ally

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    You only live twice.
    Once when you are born
    And once when you answer in the form of a question.
  • dragonskydragonsky
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    World is not enough

    Christmas comes only once a year

    Underrated film
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Sacrificial lamb.
    Inevitability.
    The unloved season.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Having your own brand
    makes you a marked man
    a bullit as your last stand
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,084
    Let's reach agreement
    On how many syllables
    Each line may contain.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Eff I vee ee as
    A bookend to seven makes
    Ideal start and fin.
  • StrogStrog
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    Diamonds Are Forever

    Connery returns
    Suffering distinct hairpiece
    For wads of money.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Eff I vee ee as
    A bookend to seven makes
    Ideal start and fin.

    "I-dee-al" start and fin (six) or "i-deel"?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Pepper-style "ah-DEEL" I was thinkin'.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Strog wrote: »
    Diamonds Are Forever

    Connery returns
    Suffering distinct hairpiece
    For wads of money.

    I like it.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond
    James
    Bond
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Thoughts of skin and height
    As we wait on tenterhooks
    For BOND 25.
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