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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    A Bond film demands
    Olympic action efforts
    To carry the day.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,030
    Richard's haiku is
    Deeply appreciated
    By humble myself.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    In olympic jumping
    the one who avoids the bullit
    will ski extreme
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Blofeld you bastard
    I'll find and kill you if it's
    the last thing I do
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
    edited February 2018 Posts: 7,547
    Thrasos wrote: »
    Blofeld you bastard
    I'll find and kill you if it's
    the last thing I do

    Very nice, he should have written this instead of his "You Only Live Twice" attempt. :P
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Thanks much.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    With director Boyle
    Assigned to BOND 25
    Calmness may follow.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    No time in the world.
    Hollow volcano
    does not boyl.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited April 2018 Posts: 13,790
    Errant post.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Errant post.

    A little short for a haiku, but I like it.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    I'll effort to pack in more Bond content next time.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790

    Expect no reward
    Or other compensation
    Those liking Spectre.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    Fears for next Bond films
    Deserving of attention--
    A twelve-step program.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bond is speeding
    intoxicated
    licence revoked.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    With Bond in action
    When a boat becomes airborne
    Seeing is believing.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,030
    AMC Hornet
    Is doing a corkscrew jump
    Why that slide whistle?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    For your eyes only
    Darling
    Give us a kiss!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    Patience as virtue
    Offers solace that sometimes
    No news is good news.
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,030
    I keep wondering
    What the "twenty-five" 's about
    In Richard's posting.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    The next installment
    Is only a film away
    but 25 's the name in play
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    BOND 25 makes
    A lot of syllables but
    Title will be less.
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  • Mendes4LyfeMendes4Lyfe The long road ahead
    Posts: 8,395
    Mendes gone for good
    Still means Bond 25 starts
    With the letter "S".

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    Sceptre, Sparrow, or
    Seppuku, Spectra, Stentor,
    Scallop, Sashimi.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    Speculation rules
    Early days of production
    Not this Bond but next.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Damnit, Danny, Dan
    Hodge Podge dodge
    Ripped script turmoil
    Boil Boyle
  • Mendes4LyfeMendes4Lyfe The long road ahead
    Posts: 8,395
    Nearly September
    Still no Script, no director
    Time for a reboot
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    Stuff of hopes and dreams?
    Not for Bond 25 here.
    Nope springs eternal.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,030
    Two thousand nineteen
    Premiere for Bond Twenty-Five?
    Fuhgettaboutit.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    Craig canned Sam in two;
    Campbell curb-kicked post Royale—
    Got Boyle just in time!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790
    As it goes with Bond
    Discussion draws no fury
    Like the latest film.

    Sévérine might say
    Eet-eez-een-EV-eet-ah-bull.
    A real world drama.
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