James Bond haiku-anything goes

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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    Two days have gone by
    Since you brought this up again
    But I've no response.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Anxiety mounts.
    But then Craig gives new meaning
    To getting the boot.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2019 Posts: 13,926
    OO7
    Fighting Ernst Stavro Blofeld
    May find Valhalla.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2019 Posts: 13,926
    Something to relish:
    Number of Aston Martins
    In this new Bond film.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The title theme song.
    For James Bond, surely worth more
    Than 40 Shillings.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Setting a palette.
    Blue. Massimo Alba almond.
    Add some burgundy.

    BOND 25 spoiler.
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  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
    Posts: 1,329
    Just went to create this thread as thought it would be a bit of fun. Luckily googled if one already existed ;)
    Here’s mine

    James appears quite sad
    Been fooled once or is that twice?
    Naughty Madeleine
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited February 2020 Posts: 13,926
    Another Bond film.
    Another main title theme.
    Luck of the Eilish.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    School for James Bond films.
    Be it old or be it new.
    Do relish each one.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Almost five years since.
    Important revelation.
    That James Bond missed Q.

  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
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    He’s a gambling man.
    A finger on the trigger.
    His name’s Bond. James Bond.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Lashana Lynch
    To eat that sweet
    Lasagna Lunch.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    Ouch! No Time To Die
    Is sadly being postponed
    Until November.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Slow to reserve seats.
    Bond Marathon, all five films.
    Must take the long view.
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  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
    Posts: 7,593
    Lashana Lynch
    To eat that sweet
    Lasagna Lunch.

    Five syllables first,
    Seven in the second line,
    Five again to end.

    Unless there are more,
    Different ways to write haikus?
    I have no idea.

    But alas, I say,
    Yours might be better than mine,
    As it's about Bond.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    First was November.
    February. April. Then...
    Fallen four a lie.
  • ThunderballThunderball playing Chemin de Fer in a casino, downing Vespers
    edited March 2020 Posts: 815
    Sean Connery
    In Savile Row grey
    moving with pure confidence
    he grips his Walther

    George Lazenby
    Brown hair veiled in white
    mingle with blood on his lap
    kisses for his wife

    Roger Moore
    The champagne is chilled
    dangerous business is through
    softly she sighs, "James"

    Timothy Dalton
    Gritting his teeth hard
    death is no stranger to him
    he leaps to action

    Pierce Brosnan
    Tic, tic, tic, explode
    he laughs in the face of death
    "Q, you're a genius"

    Daniel Craig
    Eyes slowly open
    her beauty bright and calming
    brings him back to life
  • Posts: 1,469
    So the film's delayed
    More time to eat caviar!
    Zukovsky...tough luck

    What if Elton John
    Changed the words of his rock hit
    To "The Bitch Is Dead"

    Foie gras from Harrods
    Green figs, yogurt, coffee black
    Cucumber sandwich

    That damn Beretta
    Holster the bloody weapon
    Walther PPK!

    Honey, Teresa,
    Pussy! Vesper, Fiona!
    Holly...Triple X
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Then the bar is raised.
    Connery in Jeopardy--
    "The game is afoot!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Fallen for a lie.
    You were never on my side,
    Just no time to die.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    New Bond film ready
    But no cinema open
    Damn you, Corona.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    May. Almost over.
    A long summer to begin.
    On to November.
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
    Posts: 7,593
    May. Almost over.
    A long summer to begin.
    On to November.

    Hope it comes out then, but how can we know for sure, given the climate?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    May. Almost over.
    A long summer to begin.
    On to November.

    Hope it comes out then, but how can we know for sure, given the climate?

    I've almost missed that
    Reading your post in one line
    'Twas a haiku too.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    007.
    New movie. No substitute.
    Positive outlook.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 2020 Posts: 13,926
    Deleted for another day.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    One consolation
    For now no No Time To Die.
    Having Octobers.


    “I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”
    ― L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,085
    There's one thing only
    That keeps us from seeing Bond
    Coronavirus
  • Heart of gold, have I
    Corrine Dufour, be my name
    And I never learned to count
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,926
    After all endured,
    Any new developments.
    Won't bat an Eilish.
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