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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • hegottheboot_hegottheboot_ USA
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    So this is what they meant by "binding contract"...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And here came Blofeld with the feather.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial Times!

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond's interesting experience with M in Tokyo.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Very nice round. Thanks for participating!
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Bond: "I told you we shouldn't have tried infiltrating Carver's Saigon headquarters by playing extras in one of his poorly produced Victorian era TV productions."

    Wai Lin: "Shut up, we're almost there. Geez, this mask itches."
    @Some_Kind_Of_Hero wins, for making me believe Michelle Yeoh is hiding inside Peter Ustinov. Spartacus will never be the same...
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Much obliged, @mattjoes!

    Let's try something from the world of advertisement:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The revenge dish was a bit too hot.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2021 Posts: 14,691
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    Mysterious hero saved Ahmed's life at the tea party when he caught a decapitating hover tray.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    The waiter misunderstood his request for 7Up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What the hell? Corona beer?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Unshot footage: chaos and mayhem and hijinks ensue
    when Drax`s space station stops spinning and gravity is lost.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    Other than confounding restaurant staff,
    the beer bottle jetpacks from Q Branch proved useless in the field.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Move back, everyone! This waiter is either drunk or crazy!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Move back, everyone! This waiter is either drunk or crazy!

    And with that riff on my favorite so-bad-it's-good line reading from Octopussy, @mattjoes brings the round to a close and snags the coveted runner-up position.

    In first place, @QBranch with this head-turning reference to another of Moore's:
    QBranch wrote: »
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    Mysterious hero saved Ahmed's life at the tea party when he caught a decapitating hover tray.

    Take him away.

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    I mean, take it away! :D
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    And with that riff on my favorite so-bad-it's-good line reading from Octopussy, @mattjoes brings the round to a close and snags the coveted
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    runner-up position.
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    Just kidding, thanks for the mention, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero and congrats to @QBranch!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    @Some_Kind_Of_Hero Cheers mate!

    @mattjoes will I'll get one up soon.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    QBranch wrote: »
    @mattjoes will I'll get one up soon.

    Apologies for the delay, I had been trying to find this photo circa 1964:

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Connery: "One one million... two one million..."

    Fleming: "Wait, wait, don't tell me. You've played this one before. Ahhh... Cubby Broccoli making you watch while he shovels your money into his Scrooge McDuck-sized vault, am I right?"

    Saltzman: [nervous laughter] "Hee, hee. We really need to find something else to play between takes, 'kay Sean?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    Connery singing in Dr. No: Let's think about it.
    Connery dancing in Dr. No: Oh, HAY-yull no!!!

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Harry Saltzman and Ian Fleming were most amused as Sean Connery demonstrated Alfred Hitchcock's tennis technique.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    - "Thish ish how they dansh at 2 a.m. in Shcottland"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 2021 Posts: 5,185
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    Sean Connery Screentest Nr. 1

    Ian: Hmm... wtf is he doing?

    Harry: I think he's acting out the Golf scene from Goldfinger. He's hilarious isn't he? I found him on a kids TV Show, where he played a clown.

    Ian: Harry, can I be frank with you? You have no f***ing clue what you're doing, do you?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    Miffed at getting underpaid, he pulled on the string, ducking the kite as it hit Harry in the head.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As soon as Edward Fox left, they made fun of him and his fishing stories.

    Fox caught it, and never forgave Sean for the insult.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    As soon as Edward Fox left, they made fun of him and his fishing stories.

    Fox caught it, and never forgave Sean for the insult.

    =)) =)) =))
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    In an unfortunate consequence of Sean Connery participating in Time Bandits,
    One resulting timestream saw the actor fired early on in the Dr. No production.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    Tough decision here, but first place goes to @00Agent, with:
    00Agent wrote: »
    Sean Connery Screentest Nr. 1

    Ian: Hmm... wtf is he doing?

    Harry: I think he's acting out the Golf scene from Goldfinger. He's hilarious isn't he? I found him on a kids TV Show, where he played a clown.

    Ian: Harry, can I be frank with you? You have no f***ing clue what you're doing, do you?

    Congrats, @00Agent! Thanks all for playing.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Oh nice! Thanks @QBranch
    I will look for a photo soon.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    ok here you go.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited May 2021 Posts: 13,941
    During Skyfall filming, director Sam Mendes introduced
    Daniel Craig and Ben Wishaw to the racy world of Bond-Q fan fiction

    https://www.google.com/search?q=bond+q+fanfic&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj-z_OSk7HwAhViM1kFHRLmCy0Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=bond+q+fanfic&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECCMQJ1CCigJYgooCYIuMAmgAcAB4AIABP4gBP5IBATGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=m9SRYL6WC-Lm5NoPksyv6AI&bih=673&biw=1326&client=firefox-b-1-d

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