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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    edited April 2011 Posts: 15,169
    http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spy-who-loved-me.jpg

    With his two huge arms clasped around him, Bond wondered how Jaws was performing the prostate examination.

    EDIT- With two men stood like that, the results are only going to go one way.

    ;-)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spy-who-loved-me.jpg

    Ew, your breath stinks, said Jaws.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
    Anymore great entries? :/
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    "It had to be you"
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Bond: "Huh, I didn't know Stromberg Industries offers a dental plan"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging tomorrow.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Many thanks for all the fine entries as usual and, in my book, you are all winners for taking the time. (*)

    To all runners up all tied at 4th:
    A free 'QoS' Blu-Ray DVD (only used once) and a Cadbury's Creme Easter Egg to all!

    3rd Place:
    Major D Smythe
    Quoting MajorDSmythe: Ew, your breath stinks, said Jaws.
    - Had to have the ubiquitous breath comment in there somewhere. Yes, tic-tacs are not just for the glove compartment. ;-)

    2nd Place:
    Benny:
    Quoting Benny: With his two huge arms clasped around him, Bond wondered how Jaws was performing the prostate examination.

    EDIT- With two men stood like that, the results are only going to go one way.
    - Waiting to have the prostate mentioned and Benny didn't fail. *cough* :>

    WINNER!
    Moonraker:
    Quoting Moonraker: Bond: "Huh, I didn't know Stromberg Industries offers a dental plan"
    - I still have all of my teeth. Not bad for the UK NHS! :-D


    Over to you Moonraker.
    \:D/







  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    edited April 2011 Posts: 60
    Thank you danslittlefinger!

    Here is the next picture. I decided to use the same James Bond that helped me to my first victory: http://www.tvleak.com/wp-content/gallery/rare-and-beautiful-celebrity-photos/roger-moore.jpg

    Happy Easter!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "This is a better alternative than sleeping with May Day".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited April 2011 Posts: 886
    Rog's first reaction on hearing that Brozzer was taking over from him but then changed his mind after hearing it was going to be Dalton instead. #:-s

    or

    'From Russian Roulette With Love' was dropped as a title much to Rog's chagrin. >:p
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    "Pierce Brosnan, really?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "Give me the role, or I swear i'll shoot...... ok, it's not loaded."
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Roger: "I cannot bear doing another season with Tony Curtis."
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    Lets see if all Saints really do go to heaven
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    After realising the humungous mistake he'd made, Lazers took the only possible option left open to him - swing a diamond at the end of a string and hypnotise Sir Rog into shooting himself...
  • Austin_MaddingAustin_Madding
    Posts: 33
    Roger still wasn't convinced about the direction Lee Tahamori was taking this, but if Brosnan could do it, by God he would too.
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Great material! I better make a last call. I plan on announcing who I think the winner is tomorrow!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Quoting Moonraker: http://www.tvleak.com/wp-content/gallery/rare-and-beautiful-celebrity-photos/roger-moore.jpg
    "Do I look like I give a damn?"
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Okay! There was some great material to chose from and every entry brought a smile to my face, but alas I can only choose three.


    Bronze:
    Quoting Kerim: "This is a better alternative than sleeping with May Day".
    Kerim, you did a great job starting us off! Maybe James Bond was fine sleeping with May Day, but from what I've read and heard it seems that Sir Roger Moore was not keen on doing ANY scenes with Grace Jones.

    Silver:
    Quoting MajorDSmythe: "Give me the role, or I swear i'll shoot...... ok, it's not loaded."
    Funny stuff! Great idea having Roger feign suicide to get his way. Hope he's not that much of an attention seeking diva!

    Gold:
    Quoting jaguar007: Lets see if all Saints really do go to heaven
    This one took me off guard. I read it and went "Oooooo", and then I laughed. Your macabre sense of humor worked. Congratulations.

    Great job everybody. Let's see what material Jaguar007 gives us to work with.
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    edited May 2011 Posts: 638
    THanks MR.

    The next one up. judging takes place next week.

    image
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2011 Posts: 886
    "And thisssh ish shhtill how erect I get...." says Connery accepting the Lifetime Achievement Award from Viagra. :>
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    Ausssshtin Powerssh 4: The oldh man can ssshitill get it up
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Yesh, I had thish bronzshed. Why dosh you think the ladiesh loved me sho mucsh?
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited May 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Conners knew he should have listened to that little voice in his head that said 'don't accept an award handed out by Cubby Broccoli'...
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    edited May 2011 Posts: 60
    "Award winning actor Sean Connery and wooden actor George Lazenby pose at an event for former Bonds who hate EON Productions. Pierce Brosnan was also at the event."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    OK, here's a second one.

    "Barbara Bach doeshn't mind my right hand down sthere".
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    Judging tomorrow, any more entries?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "Shee my wood."
  • H007MERH007MER
    Posts: 136
    "All I need ish 50 packsh of batteriesh and the wife'sh going to have a VERY happy annivershary".
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "I jussht don't get it. Everytime I shay I've got a woody, people look shhtrangely at me."

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