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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    last call!
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    I told Mrs. Moonraker about the game and she wanted to join the fun, so I told her I would post this:

    "Ya think my woody ish big? You should shee my Thunderballsh!"
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    There were some great entries that made the decision very hard (no pun intended). When I posted this picture I knew there would be some good "sporting wood"jokes, and I was not disappointed.

    However one quote did not go that route, so for originality sake, I announce Moonraker as the winner.
    "Award winning actor Sean Connery and wooden actor George Lazenby pose at an event for former Bonds who hate EON Productions. Pierce Brosnan was also at the event."
    over to you.
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Thank you Jaguar. I felt I had to come up with something different because all the great "wood" jokes made for some stiff competition.

    Anyway here's the new image. Funny what you can find when you type in a subject followed by the word "funny" into an internet search engine:

    http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/BondFanSolent_450x300.jpg
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited May 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Caption to a picture mounted on the wall at a tattoists: "For your thighs only!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2011 Posts: 886
    image

    ALL TIME THIGH
    "All I wanted was a really cool tat, to kill an hour or two
    Had no intention to get both these men,
    Funny how it always goes when you're drunk, you're blind
    And now I have two of a kind, they move as one

    They're on my thighs,
    I've never done this before
    Never wanted pain...but really want some more
    On my throbbing thighs,
    Are two Bonds I'd like to date
    But that's not right so I let my boyfriend begin....

    ....good God..your thighs!!!!... :O "
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Just for fun because I am judge this week:

    "You won't believe where I put Timothy Dalton and Roger Moore!"
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    Just for fun because I am judge this week:

    "You won't believe where I put Timothy Dalton and Roger Moore!"
    THAT made me laugh.

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2011 Posts: 2,629
    An excellent choice Moonraker. I must say this photo could produce some classic captions. Hopefully, this is one of them.

    SC: "Pushshay, is that you up there?"

    PB: "Why does it smell like Zukovsky's caviar factory?"
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited May 2011 Posts: 987
    'Why have you got only one picture of Sean and two of Pierce?...oh wait no I see, my mistake!'
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    "Any higher Mr. Bond, my ears will pop"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2011 Posts: 886
    ^ :-)) Good one Jag.


    Connery and Brozzer come together next for 'Vajazzles Are Forever'
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Good stuff so far. Judging very soon!
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    Alright the results...

    ...
    3rd Place: A TIE. Kerim with the locker room humor was a success, and danslittlefinger made a great effort with an entire verse and chorus. Good work guys.

    2nd Place: jaguar007. Great quip, and borrowed from one of my favorite films no less! It was very close to finishing first, which I explain next.

    1st Place: St_George. I would have gladly addressed any accusations of collusion if I had chosen to give to jaguar, which I almost did. That decision would have had either him or me winning the past three or four weeks in a row. I really liked your effort this week jaguar, and it was a tough decision. In the end I had to go with St_George's.

    What I like about your work St-George is that is uses a very popular Bond title in a funny way. If this picture was used in an a newspaper, "For Your Thighs Only" would make a great headline that the average person would understand and find funny. "For Your Thighs Only" is clever and to the point, and it makes you the winner for this week. Congrats!

    I can't wait to see the next image, so let's see what you got St_George!

  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited May 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Ah, marvellous, I won! :)

    Thanks a lot, Moonraker (and for the pm telling me so too). A particularly high calibre field this week too, I thought.


    Anyhoo, here's the next image for captioning, peeps...

    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh215/george-in-the-smoke/roger_moore_in_star_trek.jpg

    Good luck and judging should come in about a week's time... :)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Lieutenant Uhura, could you come here dear? I need your help. I would like to attempt re-entry".
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638
    These cardboard sets from Star Trek look like the cardboard sets from The Saint, I must have stumbled onto the wrong set.
  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    edited May 2011 Posts: 60
    Scene from Lost Episode: "The Spy on the Edge of Forever"

    SPOCK: Commander Bond , what happened to your insignia?
    BOND: A belly dancer in Macau named Saida was wearing it near her navel. While attempting to get it I accidentally swallowed it.
    SPOCK: How did you get it out?
    BOND: Bones had me...(raises eyebrow)...well, use logic Mister Spock to figure out the rest.
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    Bumpety-bump...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2011 Posts: 886
    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh215/george-in-the-smoke/roger_moore_in_star_trek.jpg
    Bond remains unfazed as he tries to reposition his Tribbles before his illogical underwear goes into a black hole at warp speed.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh215/george-in-the-smoke/roger_moore_in_star_trek.jpg

    "Phasers set to pun."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging soon St George?
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    Yup, good point, dan...

    I leave this 'un open for another 24 hours, peeps - giving the chance for one or two more captions to join the contest.

    After that though, any more entries'll be just too late... ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2011 Posts: 886
    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh215/george-in-the-smoke/roger_moore_in_star_trek.jpg

    Spock.Help.Can't.Raise.Eyebrow.
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    I cannot believe I'm stuck in this shitty show.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited May 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Right, time indeed I put you all out of your - surely unquestioned - misery.

    And the winning entry is that of...






    ... MajorDSmythe.

    Well done, Smythey -a short, sweet and to-the-point one-liner that tickled me the most.

    Over to you, matey... :)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited May 2011 Posts: 13,978
    Ta, SG. Allrighty then...

    http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/s/casino-royale-1967-13-g.jpg

    Bring 'em on.
  • jaguar007jaguar007
    Posts: 638


    http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/s/casino-royale-1967-13-g.jpg

    "Scotty, energize"

  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/s/casino-royale-1967-13-g.jpg

    David Niven stars in "The Room is Blue"
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited May 2011 Posts: 1,699
    http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/s/casino-royale-1967-13-g.jpg

    "My God, I can see why they call him Woody Allen...!"
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