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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited November 2022 Posts: 695
    "I had it piersh'd the other day. Touch it."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

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    Bond rarely had to ask twice
    that his martini be shaken.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,617
    Just for fun, Nick Nack glued the PPK to the mannequin.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    What does the picture look like?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2022 Posts: 13,850
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    @RichardTheBruce reposted the image for @Thunderfinger,
    who "couldn't see" the latest generator of Bondcaps for discussion.
    RTB also reduced the image size to be less provocative.



  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The open handed slap still wasn t enough.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    Posts: 3,797
    Someone possessed Connery's figurine with a bad spirit, so his body began to be distorted! 😂
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    Even in character as James Bond,
    actor Sean Connery did not successfully
    negotiate his deserved salary increases.

  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited November 2022 Posts: 3,797
    While filming Outland (1981), Sean Connery gave James Bond to the aliens and abducted him, and when Bond returned that's now he looks like.
    Bond: I'm here for a mission to stop the corrupt mining colony on Io, Jupiter's sunless third moon, it's here, right?

    Connery: (Oh, this ish the Man that I want to kill) Connery said in his mind.

    Connery: Yessh, then sho?

    Bond: Wait, Connery?!

    Connery: Alienssh, abduct him!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    Team America World Pollce deleted scene:

    James Bond defuses North Korean provocation
    and avoids World War III with the use of
    a simple but threatening gesture.

    [Director Trey Scott thought it didn't help the story.]
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The next lesbian was convinced by other means than judo.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    Realizing his new Walther PPK
    fired a larger caliber bullet plus
    was more attractive than the Beretta,
    he soon took to showing it off.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Sam Smith, please shut your mouth.
  • JustJamesJustJames London
    Posts: 218
    Having realised the first replacement for Connery had been a little wooden, producers on the next Bond adventure went for a better resemblance on the next one, this time in plastic.
    Unfortunately for this other fella, Connery accepted the cash to return.
    Unfortunately for the producers, not only did they then end up with a paper thin performance, but alas it wouldn’t be the last time that a mostly plastic Bond ended up on screen — with middling results later in both The Man With The Golden Gun, and A View To A Kill.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    Posts: 3,797
    After No Time To Die, the Producers was planning on going back to basics mission.
    To win the Bond fans back, they've decided to hire the next actor that bears a resemblance to Connery.

    Synopsis:

    After the missiles struck Bond, the Bond 26 will see him getting a plastic surgery that almost looks like Connery, but it's not easy, because of the effect of the missiles had on Bond, despite of trying to do what a QBranch could do, they left Bond as distorted as he is, but as Q said "He still looks like Connery though, that's the thing that we can do for him.

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    Bond will return in.....
    No Time To Revive!

    COMING SOON IN CINEMAS (DECEMBER 30, 2036!)

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    In the 1965 James Bond Holiday Special (Rankin/Bass)
    007 shares what he got from Q Branch for Christmas.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bond in front of the mirror every morning:
    "You talkin to me,M? You talkin to me?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,617
    Bond tried to convince Q that he finally returned something in one piece.

    "What I'm holding here under my arm is one Vanquish left wheel. Adaptive camouflage intact.
    It's missing a tyre spike or two, but otherwise in good shape."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2022 Posts: 13,850
    QBranch wrote: »
    Bond tried to convince Q that he finally returned something in one piece.

    "What I'm holding here under my arm is one Vanquish left wheel. Adaptive camouflage intact.
    It's missing a tyre spike or two, but otherwise in good shape."
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    Connery Bond was not one to suffer fools gladly.
    Not least posers with "bruising of the alcohol" issues.



  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    Dr. No deleted scene:

    Bad guy gets the drop on 007
    because Bond hasn't practiced with
    the new Berns Martin holster
    Major Boothroyd issued him
    with the Walther PPK.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    1967
    "I would rather shoot my shelf than do another Bond."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The gun is good.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850

    German engineered for accuracy.
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,053
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    German engineered for accuracy.
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    Most people, even on this board, are not even aware that Walther is a German maker and that PPK stands for "Polizei-Pistole kurz" (police pistol, short). Just like I met Americans who thought BMW stood for "British Motor Works".
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    German engineered for accuracy.
    a0285d8c78d8d190b95aee5d5bd1f3ad--freedom-revolver.jpg

    Most people, even on this board, are not even aware that Walther is a German maker and that PPK stands for "Polizei-Pistole kurz" (police pistol, short). Just like I met Americans who thought BMW stood for "British Motor Works".

    Normally I make folks look good in comparison, on those two (and three) points apparently I'm exceptional for the time being.

    And full disclosure I did visit Bavaria this year for the first time. Though my father Bruce preceded me back in the 20th Century.

  • mattjoesmattjoes THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST
    edited April 2023 Posts: 7,040
    "What do you think, Pushy? Don't I just look fabuloush with thish?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,850
    MI6 firearms have names.

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    "Say hello to Felix, darling."


  • mattjoesmattjoes THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST
    edited June 2023 Posts: 7,040
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    The judging panel is taking its sweet time to name a CapCon winner, but I'm well prepared to use this if they fail to come a decision.
  • mattjoesmattjoes THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST THE MOONRAKER TAPES ARE LOST
    Posts: 7,040
    I win.

    RichardTheBruce wrote:
    Oh no, you won't get away with it again, @mattjoes.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,617
    Beginning with Goldfinger, Connery would start bringing an emergency PPK to the photoshoot.
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