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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    For a minute, I thought Harry was laying down on the job!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Why, it looks like a Fabergé egg, sir. One of the jeweled eggs made by Carl Fabergé as an Easter gift to the Russian royal family.
  • TroyTroy
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    Well, I Like To Do Some Things The Old-Fashioned Way
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    Don't forget my pathetic love of country
  • jobojobo
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    You must excuse me, gentlemen, but not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor a little hard to follow
  • George_KaplanGeorge_Kaplan Being chauffeured by Tibbett
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    Sorry ma'am.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office (Goldeneye)
  • TroyTroy
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    The things I do for England
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "Sorry, old boy. Everything you risked your life and limb for has changed."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Every 00 has been called in from all over Europe."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    The property of a lady...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
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    Balls, Q?

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I thank @QBranch for giving me the heads up.

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you bump into an ex-lover.
  • George_KaplanGeorge_Kaplan Being chauffeured by Tibbett
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    I guess someone's got to say it, obvious though it may be...

    "I always wondered how I'd feel
    if I ever saw you again."

    I plan to use this one quite soon actually.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I thank @QBranch for giving me the heads up.
    Thought I'd just seal off that round.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    To get back to the subject:

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you bump into an ex-lover.

    Quite a coincidence, us running into one another!



  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Pretty lady, elephant!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I can't... I can't find the brake!
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    I always knew death would wear a familiar face, but not yours
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    echo wrote: »
    Pretty lady, elephant!

    this had me in stiches!

    Anyway, considering the fact that I actually saw an ex of mine

    (in thought) *Do I want to send a message, ordo I want a clean kill*

  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Fancy meeting you here Fräu·lein."
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "We’ve really got to stop meeting up like this."
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    This is going to go brilliantly
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "I can only hope us running into each other is a coincidence. I dislike being spied on".
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    This is the best thread on here.

    "Speak up darling, I can't hear you." ;;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    chrisisall wrote: »
    This is the best thread on here.

    "Speak up darling, I can't hear you." ;;)

    Why thank you, sir. ;-)
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
    edited July 2023 Posts: 2,641
    "Noooo"

    With the same disappointment that Bond says it in Spectre, when Q has loaded the ammo in the DB10
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *Wilhelm scream* as delivered by falling Liparus guard?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "She is armed, isn't she?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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