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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Reports that Dalton supplied his own
    Bond wardrobe were wholly incorrect.

    And against his wishes, they made him
    shave the moustache.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not widely reported, Timothy Dalton was fired
    for breaking his contract terms by appearing
    in an advertisement for Lucky Charms.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    During the auditions for the Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton went to great lengths to prepare for the coveted role of Green Four.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Timothy Dalton

    IS

    Tommy Oliver / The Green Ranger
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Timothy Dalton is supposedly Welsh.



  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    After spending more time than he should have at Sanchez cocaine refinery, Bond was surprised to find he'd placed third in the Isthmus pride parade.
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    There are dinner jackets, and dinner jackets. This is the former.

  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    “FINE!
    I’m trying to start World War 3!”

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Everyone is a little Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

    Or a lot.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Oh wow! You guys are on a roll! Let's keep it going for a little longer, I'm laughing too hard to make a decision!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Burdened by a Turkish curse,
    each time Bond lied his collar grew larger.
    And greener.

  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    Try as he might to hide it, getting cast as an Elf and not Santa was beginning to show.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 28 Posts: 13,941

    Timothy Dalton's screen test in 1993
    for a seasonal comedy about an enthusiastic Santa's Helper
    deadlined the project for 10 years.

    Until the successful version of Elf released 2003
    starring Will Ferrell, received to popular acclaim.

  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited June 28 Posts: 14,003
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    "I moustache you a question, do I look too much like Robin Hood?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It isn't easy being Green.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    While Q's cutting-edge adaptive camouflage suit helped Bond blend in, a bit of classic 'hiding in the bushes' concealed the upper lip.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    "Sean has one, I've seen George and Roger with one too. So why can't I John?"

    "Oddly the moustache isn't the problem here Tim."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Shareholders unanimously decided
    not to replace their Jolly Green Giant mascot.

  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    "After seeing Mario get the girl again, Luigi was starting to feel a bit left out"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Another failed screen test, same costume.

    Character Skunkbush Sumac would have been
    Poison Ivy's boyfriend but was considered
    too over-the-top for the tone of the
    1997 film Batman and Robin.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    John Glen: "Okay, Tim, in this scene, Bond disguises himself as one of Robin's Merry Men in order to get past security, then he gets to Robin and warns him that the nuclear bomb is about to go off, but General Koskov and Kamran Shah escape and--"
    Timothy Dalton: "Just shut up and let's shoot the damned thing."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    After the success of The Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton's passion project was finally greenlit.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Allright, allright, I hven't laughed this hard in quite some time, but it's time to pick a winning entry. With too many fantastic references, ideas and dirty minds (@Simon, I really dont want to know where Flash came from) but I thought the double-twist on Vesper's words should take the cake.
    Simon wrote: »
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    There are dinner jackets, and dinner jackets. This is the former.

    WIth @Benny as runner-up with
    Benny wrote: »
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    “FINE!
    I’m trying to start World War 3!”

    Take it away @Simon!
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    I thought the double-twist on Vesper's words should take the cake.

    Thanks @CommanderRoss - did wonder if it was a bit subtle considering the other entries flying in!

    I'll pass it over to @Benny or whoever wants it for the next one.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Great round. Congrats @Simon, I'm green with envy right now.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,171
    I've got nothing.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,339
    Benny wrote: »
    I've got nothing.

    Come on @Benny, don't beat around the bushes!

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    Brozza reveals a new attribute in his repertoire: Stainface.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "On my neck? Oh, it's a trophy. One of Timothy Dalton's teeth. I took it out of him after I 'convinced' him to resign from the role of Bond. It came with that green thing, I think it was part of his stupid costume or something."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Brosnan continued his Hawaiian hobo tack,
    absent any career benefit.
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