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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • peterpeter Toronto
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I should clarify that I wasn't thinking of Dalton, silly me. ;-) I'm just using 'Timmy' as the name of the annoying kid from the neighbours.

    😂
    QBranch wrote: »
    Same @peter, I thought about Timmy Dalton too - not cutting the tyres for fun, but the rest of the Lada!

    Great minds, @QBranch !! 😂!!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I should clarify that I wasn't thinking of Dalton, silly me. ;-) I'm just using 'Timmy' as the name of the annoying kid from the neighbours.

    I don't accept this.

    Brosnan: "Little Timmy, I told you I'd take the role back from you. Now don't be resentful and leave my car alone."
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I should clarify that I wasn't thinking of Dalton, silly me. ;-) I'm just using 'Timmy' as the name of the annoying kid from the neighbours.

    I don't accept this.

    Brosnan: "Little Timmy, I told you I'd take the role back from you. Now don't be resentful and leave my car alone."

    😂
    I see a good short film coming out of this!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Do you want another ride?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'Call your parents, and tell them I think there's a bomb about to go off'.
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Does it look like a give a damn.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Will you give it a rest, kid?

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    All right, boys and girls! Here we go!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    Exactly 1 minute 52 seconds. That's excellent.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 25 Posts: 14,692
    "Oh! Oh, my car! Oh! Oh, my car! Oh!"

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    Look how red French cabbie's face is - head's about to explode.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited July 26 Posts: 8,339
    Little Timmy is a rare breed indeed, soon to be, extinct.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Watch the birdie, you bastard.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 27 Posts: 14,692
    Yes, I got the message.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    A bike is quicker.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    God damn! What the... What's going on? What the hell you doing now, bwoy?


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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    Why didn't you learn the violin?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 9 Posts: 24,264
    As usual, some excellent entries, gents. ;))

    Moving on,

    Use a line from a Bond film when... the person in front of you keeps snoring during the new Bond movie.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    "Do you see what comes of all this running around...? All this jumping and fighting, it's exhausting!"
  • 007HallY007HallY
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    Plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Waaakkeeeee upppp!! Mister! Wakeeeee upppp!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    Keep leaning on that tooter, Charlie, and you'll get a shot in the mouth!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Contact your people and tell them they have a leak. now go!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Wake, my beauty, wake!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Explosive alarm clock, guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Operation Grand Slam, for instance..
  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
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    "Boris, BORIS!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    God damn! What the... What's going on? What the hell you doing now, bwoy?
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    Watch the birdie movie you bastard!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "Please! Please... l am trying to concentrate!"

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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    "Please! Please... l am trying to concentrate!"

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    That's a great one :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,692
    You can watch it all on TV!
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