USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Lucky for you I stopped by.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • ArapahoeBondFanArapahoeBondFan Colorado
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    In that case we're going to need some more champagne
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Phoo-yuck!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Buy me a pint!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Mojito?
  • Posts: 1,494
    Don't worry, I'll tell the chef
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ohhh, a surprise! Hehehehehe...
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    You don't have it. I don't have it.
  • ArapahoeBondFanArapahoeBondFan Colorado
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    Detente indeed
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Are you here for a reason? Or are you just hoping for a glimmer?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    For cryin' out loud. Another stiff-assed Brit, with your secret codes and passwords.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The world's greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I have to get it back. Or somebody's gonna have my ass.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Señor Brosnan, you got big cojones. You come here to my place, without BrosnanBond film #5, carrying a Mamma Mia 3 script, throwing around a lot of Yank accent. But you should know something... Nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond. Particularly on such short notice.

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    James Bond. If only you'd kept away... we might've met again in a few years and become lovers once more.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season..."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited December 2024 Posts: 13,981
    I. Love. You.

    Repeat it please, to make a sure you get it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I tell you all about myself later. In the morning.
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