Your most quoted Bond line in everyday life.

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  • Obviously after he kills bitches. :))
  • I find myself using "piss off" lots :))
  • Volante wrote:
    'You want to do what to me?' from Casino Royale. At least once a day. Can be hilarious.

    Good one. Can be used in a number of amusing contexts. If I remember correctly, that one didn't work out for Bond in the movie (Bond girl wasn't picking up on it so he had to explain, FAIL).
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    This probably says more about me than any bio could, but in my everyday life, I quote Archer more than Bond.
  • "the bitch is dead" for sure
    How does that come about?
    One time I was on Facebook and saw that one of my friends from college had gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single' and in the comments he wrote 'The job's done. The bitch is dead.'
    Gave me a chuckle- I didn't even think he liked Bond movies
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "the bitch is dead" for sure
    How does that come about?
    One time I was on Facebook and saw that one of my friends from college had gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single' and in the comments he wrote 'The job's done. The bitch is dead.'
    Gave me a chuckle- I didn't even think he liked Bond movies
    I wonder where he hid the body?...
    :-\"
  • lol I could only assume that he had wanted to break up with her for a while and finally got it over with
  • SmithersSmithers Bandit Country
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    I normally find myself asking - How long have we got?............ Well that doesn't give us much time does it?
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    Some of my most-used by coincidence:

    "That's no problem.....no problem at all." (Scaramanga from TMWTGG)
    "Oh I think you do...." (007 from TWINE)
    "Certainly the hour is indecent" (007 from LALD)
    "Well, can't win them all" (007 from TB)
  • I find myself a lot quoting Roger Moore in Moonraker when people ask me how I know something: "I have friends in low places"
  • "the bitch is dead" for sure
    How does that come about?
    One time I was on Facebook and saw that one of my friends from college had gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single' and in the comments he wrote 'The job's done. The bitch is dead.'
    Gave me a chuckle- I didn't even think he liked Bond movies

    Classy. He must have had loads of women lining up to date him after that...;-)
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    "This will do.... this will do me nicely." GL, OHMSS
  • 'I expect you to die Mr Bond' is up there for spicing dull conversations up along with Bane's 'your punishment must be more severe' - and Lazenby's flippant 'this will do me nicely' is great to say in lazenby's intonation for a laugh...again not unlike saying on bane's voice 'it would be extremely painful'.
  • 00Zenon00Zenon Perth, Australia
    Posts: 44
    "Yes, considerably."

    "But of course...(SPECTRE/something else)"

    "How long have I got...30 seconds...well that doesn't give us a lot of time"

    Some more that have just gone into my subconscious and when I watch them, I'm like what these are Bond lines
  • 'Piss off' - or words to that effect

    'a little expensive isn't it'

    'I don't believe this'

    'You don't have a license to break traffic laws'

    'Yes, I got the message'

    'In my business you prepare for the unexpected'

    'What the bloody hell was that'

    'Your time's running out'
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    "Hiss off!" ;) =))
  • "Slugheads!"
  • Posts: 34
    WVPoef wrote:
    One of my favourite lines to use is this one by Sir Sean "Yes, but of course you are" or just "But of course" can use this line in a lot of situations.

    I thought that I had nothing to contribute to this thread but then I remembered that I used to use this line a lot in my late teens/early 20s. It's an odd, somewhat old-fashioned turn of phrase that people don't really use and it would often provoke an interested reaction in people when I used it. And it works far better than trying to be "cool" like saying "things are shaping up nicely" when meeting a girl (I'm so embarrassed that I tried using lines like that when I was 14).
    i use this all the time and love using it.

  • When I'm in a jolly mood it's usual either Moore/Brosnan
    "I have been known to keep my tip up"

    When I'm in a bad mood. It's Craig all the way.
    The way he just says no at the end of CR and things like "why would I need more time"

    If you're in public with your lady, try saying out loud "you want to do what to me?"
    Always gets her a little red.

    ah little pleasures
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I think 'mommy was very bad' will be my next most quoted Bond line. ;-)
  • Tends to be "Discipline 007, discipline"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Discipline, 007, discipline."
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
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    When i say something that may (or may not work) with girls. Or when i pull something outlandish off i usually say to myself:

    " Hilly you old devil " Even though my name has nothing to do with " Hilly " ;))
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    I am waiting for the perfect moment to utter "everybody needs a hobby".
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
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    0013 wrote:
    I am waiting for the perfect moment to utter "everybody needs a hobby".

    I've already used it once actually!
  • Piss off.

    Christ I miss the cold war 90s, renting movies, my dog, my car, Timothy Dalton, Oasis, etc.

    Everybody needs a hobby.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2013 Posts: 28,694
    0013 wrote:
    I am waiting for the perfect moment to utter "everybody needs a hobby".

    Same here. And even better if someone says, "what's yours?" and I can say:

    "Resurrection." :D
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    I often address my female friends as "Moneypenny"... :D
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    "It wouldn't do to make a habit of it."

    "Now there is a lady"

    "Oh dear!" (in the style of Brosnan from DAD, after he wounds Gustav Graves during their first fencing match)

    "Thank you!" (in the style of Roger Moore, after he orders a bottle of Bollinger from the hotel in LALD)

    "Brilliant.....I'm almost speechless with admiration."

    "I only need one" (in the style of Francisco Scaramanga, when he tells Bond he only needs one bullet for their duel)

    "We deeply sympathize"

    "Stop touching your ear!"
  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
    edited January 2013 Posts: 1,329
    If I had a £ for every time I've said "with pleasure M, with pleasure " I'd have at least a tonne.
    Works great after I venture south on the mrs .....
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