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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2013 Posts: 14,662
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    Q - "Exploding pens? We don't really go in for that anymore... but here's a fake moustache that warns you if your Martini is spiked..."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    QBranch wrote:
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    Even with his new disguise, the fans still recognized Daniel Craig and took this picture of him shopping.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    These are fantastic. Keep it up!
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    "Oh, I'll get this mustache.

    Now i think i'm looking Jusht like Shean Connery."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    "I am here to clean zeee pool. Mister....bluefield?"

    "Blofeld...actually. Ernst Stavro Blofeld"

    Bonds clever disguise in order to capture the SPECTRE #1 is working so far.

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    QBranch wrote:
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    Q - "Exploding pens? We don't really go in for that anymore... but here's a fake moustache that warns you if your Martini is spiked..."

    Still laughing ... =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Judging by his well cultivated mustache, we now know where all of Dan's trimmed hair in Skyfall went to."
  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
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    Daniel Craig imagines what it would be like if Harry Enfield directed A bond film.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Dan: "I mustache you a question, but I think I'll shave it for later."
    Sean (appearing out of the ether): "Hey, wishe guy! You shtole my joke!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Benny wrote:
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    Dan: Guys, I just ate a chocolate bar, doesn't show does it?

  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan: "I mustache you a question, but I think I'll shave it for later."
    Sean (appearing out of the ether): "Hey, wishe guy! You shtole my joke!"

    LMAO!!! That's the best one! HAHAH =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Bump.

    The 1st of April is the day to beat.

    Or is it >:)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Craig decides to step down from a possible lead role in Back to the Future Part 4
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Village People called, they want their spy boiler suit back.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Leaked Bond 24 pre-production news

    Daniel Craig was spotted at Pinewood Studios recently doing test photos for the next James Bond film, his fourth time around as agent 007. A big change for the series, it appears Bond will have a mustache in the 24th film that is due to hit sometime in the next three years, states MGM. When pressed for a comment, Dan told us: "If they f*cking hated my stubble in Skyfall, they'll throw a bloody f*cking fit over this sh*t." You have to admit it, that man has a way with words. Keep your eyes here for all your future Bond 24 news, and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Yes, this photo screams "hair thread!" doesn't it? ;)
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Craig must do battle with his most formidable arch enemy yet - Lady Tickler.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Bond's clever disguise as an organ grinder with pet monkey fell apart when the monkey tried to rip off his mustache. "Another moustache critic ..." he was heard to mutter as he sadly packed up the organ and left Blofeld's neighborhood.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You think my 'stache is too big?

    No, it's the right size. For me, that is.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    Voting today.

    Surprisingly, I remembered. I'll give a few more hours.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Quantum of Rodents

  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    Okay, the votes are in, America's I've decided, and the winners are..

    In 3rd place: QBranch for two outstanding entries.
    QBranch wrote:
    Q - "Exploding pens? We don't really go in for that anymore... but here's a fake moustache that warns you if your Martini is spiked..."
    QBranch wrote:
    You think my 'stache is too big?

    No, it's the right size. For me, that is.

    In 2nd place: 4EverBonded for creativity, and hitting on the always humorous beard thread.
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Bond's clever disguise as an organ grinder with pet monkey fell apart when the monkey tried to rip off his mustache. "Another moustache critic ..." he was heard to mutter as he sadly packed up the organ and left Blofeld's neighborhood.

    And finally, in 1st place: 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with quite a few quality entries.
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Leaked Bond 24 pre-production news

    Daniel Craig was spotted at Pinewood Studios recently doing test photos for the next James Bond film, his fourth time around as agent 007. A big change for the series, it appears Bond will have a mustache in the 24th film that is due to hit sometime in the next three years, states MGM. When pressed for a comment, Dan told us: "If they f*cking hated my stubble in Skyfall, they'll throw a bloody f*cking fit over this sh*t." You have to admit it, that man has a way with words. Keep your eyes here for all your future Bond 24 news, and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan: "I mustache you a question, but I think I'll shave it for later."
    Sean (appearing out of the ether): "Hey, wishe guy! You shtole my joke!"
    But for me, this one took the cake:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    "Judging by his well cultivated mustache, we now know where all of Dan's trimmed hair in Skyfall went to."

    Congratulations, and good luck.


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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Haha, it is an honor, @JWESTBROOK. I am going to get some shut-eye right now as I have some early work to do, but I will be sure to update this thread tomorrow with a new picture.

    Goodnight, everyone. :)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2013 Posts: 28,694
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    Whoever wins the next BondCapCon round needs to use this as a caption picture!

    So you wish it, and so it shall be! Here is the next caption photo, ladies and gents!

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    :P
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    "-Look, stop please, I'm married, Barbara.
    -I know. But I'm not jealous, Pierce."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Barbara: "Pierce, I always liked you as Bond, but I knew you couldn't... *shoulder* the responsibility."

    Pierce: "How can I believe your sincerity, Barbara- when you hug me with one arm and flip me the bird with your other?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "So, look, Babs, I was wondering, umm...you need me to step in as Bond again once Craig leaves? No? How about Q? M? Anybody?"
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    "Barb, I know you're really busy what with this being the Skyfall premiere and all...but if I give you a tenner could you go 'round back and let me and the missus in through the fire door? She's been desperate to see this ever since she read there's a scene with that bastard Craig in his swim trunks again..."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "So if that isn't your hand around my shoulder, Barbara, where's your other one?..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2013 Posts: 14,662
    Pierce: "Let's re-enact my scenes with Miranda Frost... 'We're still being watched- come on, put your back into it, eh?'"

    Barbara: "This is me in character laughing because you're losing so fast..."
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