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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    You have about 36 more hours to wow me.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited August 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Kerim wrote: »
    Eva: "You have about 36 more hours to wow me."

    Tim: "That's one hell of an orgasm".
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote: »
    Kerim wrote: »
    Eva: "You have about 36 more hours to wow me."

    Tim: "That's one hell of an orgasm".

    "Things are about to turn naaasty."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2014 Posts: 28,694
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    Tim [watching a private video of Daniel Craig and a lady friend]: "Yeah, you see that there, darling? That's what Dan does with his big thumb. I bet he's told you loads of times that you're aching to find out what he'll do to you with it, but that's just what he says to all the girls, so don't feel special. And I'll give the guy credit where it's due, because the women always like it.

    [dramatic pause]

    At first..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As featured on the new Euro bills, the new King and Queen of the horrendous united Europe.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    @Kerim where are you, champ? Let's wrap this game up.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Sorry for the delay folks.

    No. 3 Major Smythe with:

    "Things are about to turn naaasty."

    and

    "Hello there, we have a reservation in the names of Sir John Smith and Lady Broadchest."

    Rogue Agent at #2 with:

    I suggest to you Mr Dalton that this is not a ventrilaquist scene! So could you please remove your hand!!!

    and the winner is.....

    0Brady with a terrible twosome of....

    Tim: "That blue-eyed, big eared Bond-wanabe may have shown you what he can do with his little finger, Eva, but you must know that I do all my best work with both hands. Now come here, darling..."

    and

    Tim: "I'm afraid I don't know his real name. Online, he is known only as @MajorDSmythe. He came trespassing to my home one evening, shaking like a tree in a typhoon, and wanted an autograph and picture more than anything in the world. Though I was quite perturbed, I obviously couldn't send him away with nothing to his name as he quite looked the type to jump off a bridge if I didn't make his dreams come true. The autograph went completely fine, minus a few girly giggles exiting from his voicebox, but when I touched his shoulder to take a photograph he collapsed in happy ecstasy, and the doctor down the way claims he has since been in a state of catatonia. I have tried to speak to him many a time, but all he does is lay there in the fetal position with a frightening smile on his face..."


    Pick one, you can't go wrong. Over to you Brady.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Thanks for the honors, @Kerim! I have so many funny caption photos to pick from on my laptop, but I chose to go with this one:

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    See what you can do, folks. Judging at the usual interval of time.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Whoa, I shouldn't have had that 5 alarm chili for lunch".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The school bullies had found their next "Wedgie" victim...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited August 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Daniel had made sure he was wearing his special waterproof pants during the Ice Bucket Challenge!
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    One thing Bond couldn't do with his little finger was cover himself up.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Craig misread the requirements of his audition for the film, Whiteout.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Thanks for the honors, @Kerim! I have so many funny caption photos to pick from on my laptop, but I chose to go with this one:

    15031006442_68ac6cda63_b.jpg

    See what you can do, folks. Judging at the usual interval of time.

    Daniel Craig's choice of costume for the Casino Royale beach scene was soon thrown out by Babs and MGW! [-X
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Daniel Craig's next Bond adventure is to be titled "Live And Let Diaper".
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2014 Posts: 12,480
    These are all hilarious! And I cannot think of anything ... yet.
    Edit: okay here is my first one:

    When the producers first told Daniel that Bond would be "stripped to essentials" in Casino Royale, he took it a tad too literally at first.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2014 Posts: 14,680
    Bond: "So, how long do I have to stand here, Q?- cause it's taking you ages to 'fine-tune' those x-ray specs..."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Dan's reaction to learning that he would have his family jewels beaten a few years down the road.

    Or,

    While filming Munich (in Stuttgart), the crew played a prank on him when Dan was ignorant of what a German Fun Boy's Club was.

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Now 007, you'll find these will prevent serious chaffing during any long chase sequence"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Here's an on-set photo of Daniel Craig in The Jacket. Clearly, this scene takes place very early into the film.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After having the "shit scared out of him" previously by the Royal Marines, Dan wasn't taking any chances this time.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    These are brilliant, everyone! Keep 'em coming. :))
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Now 007? If you pull the toggle here at the front? It will expand tremendously and cover you whole!!!
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Here we see Bond just before he began his quest to make a personal Jackson Pollock painting.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Terence was busy with Ursula, but Sean waited patiently for his nappy change.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Terence was busy with Ursula, but Sean waited patiently for his nappy change.

    That's Daniel, not Sean... :-/
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Terence was busy with Ursula, but Sean waited patiently for his nappy change.
    That's Daniel, not Sean... :-/
    It's Seaniel Craigery :)) :P

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Very reminiscent of Connery, though; I did look twice - because I know Connery was an artist's model early on.
  • Sara007Sara007
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Terence was busy with Ursula, but Sean waited patiently for his nappy change.

    That's Daniel, not Sean... :-/

    I know, but it is funnier this way. Craig was not groomed by Campbell in the same way.

    Sean was still in shock after waxing his chest before the paintjob.
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