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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    that's a good one, Creasy! =))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    068c818ea7c12ad6eec79d6fd0a2afb4.jpg

    Why yesh little girl, your mother doesh have shome lovely coconutsh.
  • retrovertigoretrovertigo Australia
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    "Underneath the coconut tree my honey and me can watch for the moon...."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Due to his darn stutter, he never got the Coca Cola he meant to ask for.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    "If you think thish coconut ish impreshive, you should shee mine!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I am ...(points)... about you. Do not tell anyone,"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "So do you think you can hit Mr Saltzman on the head with this from your window? One dollar for trying, two dollars for a hit. Deal?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Great entries so far, everyone. I'll leave this until the latter end of the weekend to see if we can get any more captions for this picture. Cheers!
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Doesn't look we're getting any more captions, eh?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sean: "Where would you like me to shign it?"

    Girl: "... Uh, just an autograph please, sir. It doesn't need shining..." :-??
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He handles coconuts like a monkey handles cubes.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Thanks so much you're my favourite Bond ... Mr Moore !
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Connery to girl " tell your mother I'll see her at tenish "
    Girl to Connery. " but my mum doesn't play Tennis "
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2015 Posts: 28,694
    Ugh, how embarrassing is this? I must truly apologize for taking my eyes so far off this thread for such a long time, there really is no excuse for it. Let's get this thing judged so that someone far more worthy can take up the mantle.

    Entering into fourth place, we have @DrGorner with this rather sporty caption:
    DrGorner wrote: »
    Connery to girl " tell your mother I'll see her at tenish "
    Girl to Connery. " but my mum doesn't play Tennis "

    Coming in at the third position is @Creasy47 with this side-splitter:
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    "No no no, don't get Ursula's autograph. I'm better and more famous."

    Narrowing out second is MI6's resident jester @QBranch with this sparkling addition:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Sean: "Where would you like me to shign it?"

    Girl: "... Uh, just an autograph please, sir. It doesn't need shining..." :-??

    And finally, in first place is the Nordic loon himself, @Thunderfinger, with this entry:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "So do you think you can hit Mr Saltzman on the head with this from your window? One dollar for trying, two dollars for a hit. Deal?"

    Besides the fact that it's a hilarious caption, I could actually see Sean doing just that, which makes it even better.

    The game is now in your hands, @LightningToes. Er-you know what I mean.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    :D great to be in the running. I love reading these as they're always funny.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wow, it has been a while. Since I last won one of these I mean.

    Thank you for the honor, God, and give me a moment. I have something in mind, but not sure if I can find a working picture.

    More Sean, looking forward to your captions! (:|
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Take your time. We shall wait patiently. :!!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sean-Connery-11.jpg
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You've gone too far this time Blofeld, dropping me in you cat's litter tray !
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "I am THE SHANDMAN!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    (Off stage) "Come on Sean, you have to be seen in your Zardoz outfit sooner or later. Don't make us have you wear a wedding dress".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    In an advert for EON's new breakfast cereal called "Double-Ohs," Sean rises from the bottom of a giant bowl of oats, turns to the camera and says, "Honey Nut Double-Ohsh, a shurprishe in every box!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    The sands of time caught up with Connery.
    With this photo, his 007 days were numbered (and so were his sci fi/fantasy and underwear modeling days ...)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    BUMP

    He enjoyed giving his kids a scare when they were playing in the sandbox.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sean: "QUICKSHAND!"

    Bypasser: "Huh?" *looks around* "You talking to me?"

    Sean: "QUICKSHAND!"

    Bypasser: "I... I don't understand what you're-"

    Sean: "SHAVE ME! PLEASHE!"

    Bypasser: "I... I'm sorry.." :-?? *continues to walk past*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hehehe...

    Not sure which is my favourite so far. Find out sometime next week. There is room for more entries.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Sean-Connery-11.jpg

    Above is the first still from John Boorman's sand based remake of Jaws, starring Sean Connery.... as Bruce The Shark.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Blofeld said he ate men like Bond for breakfast, he meant that quite literally.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Bond was still searching for the cereal killer.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    So far great. Get in some more entries. :)
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