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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He licked his lips at the sight of the twitter logo.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He loved Photoshop. He could make Ernst believe he could do crazy stuff like walking on two feet or riding a bike.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    He was deep in concentration, hovering over the paws button.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "This cat is considered Dangerous."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited November 2015 Posts: 8,331
    "If you wanted, you could pick your own secret missions. As I do. Name it, name it. Destabilize a multinational by manipulating stocks. Bip. Easy. Interrupt transmissions from a spy satellite over Kabul... done. Hmm. Rig an election in Uganda. All to the highest bidder."

    So easy, even Silva's cat could do it.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Last call for any more entries, going to be tough picking a winner from the fine bunch so far.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Kitty Bond was ready to give those cyber criminals a damn good licking.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2015 Posts: 18,343
    International feline-controlled airline KittyAir was awarded a trophy by The Honourable Company of Air Pilots for its exemplar safety record.*













    *(and just 33 crashes).
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Accidentally erasing Blofeld s geriatric fatso porn was the last thing he did before ending up in the bag.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was looking forward to this "neutering appointment" Ernst was talking about, although NO idea what it meant...

    Well, there is always Google.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Ok, times up and here are the results. Bear in mind that all made me laugh so you guys are pretty darn good at this. I'd have come up with something along the lines of "While Q's away.................."

    Anyway, honourable mention to.........
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Every day he would check out BlofeldCatCapCon.

    He didn t understand a single joke.

    3rd place goes to...................
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Only for those who've seen SPECTRE allready:
    There was a reason Mr. White failed to track Blofeld. Whenever he was away someone else was using the computer to track something completely different...

    2nd place goes to..............
    QBranch wrote: »
    Computer shop owner: "Is everything satisfactory?"

    Catalya Simeownova: "Everything except the <a href="http://vistanews.ru/uploads/posts/2015-06/medium/1435317348_depositphotos_10708457_original-1024x863.jpg">interruption</a>!";

    And my winner that made me laugh the heartiest, and at work at that, is..........
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Blofeld thought he had shut down the skype.

    Then Irma removed her knickers.

    Eurgh, the thought of it, haha!

    @Thunderfinger, it's over to you.



  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you, @Shark_Of_Largo. Did you get trouble at work for you know not working? I like it.

    Anyway, blast away with this one, everybody.
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  • TigerTanakaTigerTanaka Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond
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    Purr your eyes only.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Not everyone was happy to see that a Pierce Brosnan double bill was on TV that afternoon.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    When Blofeld told Tiddles he was going to take his temperature, the cat naturally assumed the thermometer would be going in his mouth.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    The immediate look on Tiddles' face after @Thunderfinger requested his opinion on how he looked in a thong.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2015 Posts: 18,343
    Kitty liked to recreate the moment Admiral Chuck Farrell fell out of the wardrobe in GoldenEye.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Amy Purrscal sees the budget for Bond 25.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Keep them coming. Nothing can be too rude.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles notices that 'Jurassic World' is the third highest grossing movie of all time.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Ruby Purr-tlet: "It's true??"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping this.

    Irma getting up in the morning was a terrifying thing to behold.
    Ernst felt exactly the same, but concealed it better.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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    Mr. Tiddles was used as a subject by Goldfinger tot test the laser table first.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Thank you, @Shark_Of_Largo. Did you get trouble at work for you know not working? I like it.

    Anyway, blast away with this one, everybody.
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    That's one big silencer James!!!!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    So far so good, probably judging this weekend.

    His mother actually expected him to eat that mouse.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Kitty's reaction when he heard Bond say 'I'm afraid you cought me with more then my hands up'.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, sorry to say that second and third place goes to myself. Nothing to do about that. Winner of this round, however:
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    When Blofeld told Tiddles he was going to take his temperature, the cat naturally assumed the thermometer would be going in his mouth.

    Over to you, @WillyGalore.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Thank you @Thunderfinger. Haven't done one of these for a long time so hope this pic hasn't been used:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After several complaints from his farming neighbour, Blofeld had to hypnotize Tiddles by phone, to love chickens.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    A cat and a phone: the instruments of Armageddon!
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