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Ah I see. Thanks for correcting me. You learn something new everyday I guess.
16. ..... Not to remove flowers from your car when you just married.
Great thread, BTW.
19. Saving women from drowning themselves makes Bond happy.
22. Joanna Lumley was quite a babe.
23. The Angels of Death really do exist outside of religion
26) Someone's idea of fun in Piz Gloria on Christmas Eve is to walk around with a giant bear suit and camera terrifying unsuspecting strangers.
28. Bond knows a thing or two about butterflies.
29.The night before he proposed to Tracy, Bond planned to bed three different girls, ending his bachelor life with a bang.
31. If a pick-up line ain't broke, don't fix it.
32. When going on a dangerous mission, always wear your pants with the tear-away pockets.
Three women inside of 3 hours. If Bond was going out, he was going out in a blaze of glory.
And it wasn't the night before. It was the night of. I wonder if that subject came up during their romantic moment inside the barn.
Thing's We've Learned From Diamonds Are Forever
1) An unfortunate rupture in the space-time continuum caused Bond to age 20 years and gain 20 pounds between 1969 and 1971.
2) The sniper trying to shoot Bond in the Gunbarrel opening prefers a diamond covered rifle.
3) The man Bond assaulted in the Japanese house was a ventriloquist.
4) Always bring a gun with you inside to your surgical mud bath.
5) Being completely submerged in mud won't harm you at all but having the same substance dumped on your head will inexplicably kill you.
6) Blofeld went from a sinister scarred German man, to an intimating burly American, to an unimposing effeminate Brit who dresses in drag.
7) Bond is unusually cordial with the man who murdered his wife.
8) Bond makes a hilarious German guy.
9) Guy Hamilton still has no idea what American gangsters are like outside of James Cagney movies.
10) Felix Leiter remains the greatest master of disguise in the history of espionage. Every time he shows up for a new mission you'd swear he was somebody different.
11) Sean Connery was not bashful about his beer belly.
12) Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd literally became "flaming homos" by the end of this film.
My phone was not cooperating with me this morning. I've had to edit this far too much now.
15. In Amsterdam you'll get away with speaking German to pose as a local, not Dutch.
16. Las Vegas has curious alley's where, if you drive in with the wheels of your car up the one side, you'll end up with your wheels on the other side somehow.
17. Two karate girls make good enough guards to store away billionaires.
18. Rats don't smell like old tart's hankerchiefs.
19. Lasers from space will heat up nuclear warheads stored in bunkers.
20. Music from British marching bands can be highly dangerous indeed.
26. That is the way to write a great theme song and soundtrack.
28. Brilliant doctors seem to be some of the most gullible pushovers around.
29. It's very hard to hide a cassette tape inside the bottom of a bikini without someone noticing it.
30. If you have an evil operation, you must have a very official sounding guy doing the countdowns.
32. Connery looks very bored after the main title sequence ends.
33. Continuity be damned!
34. When exposed to lasers, you just glow red then burst into flames.
35. Circus, Circus is a scary place.
32. Coffins that are to be cremated take quite a long time to burn, and can suddenly be opened very quickly by hand without burning your fingers during mid-creamation.
And yet, somehow don't know what that MI6 agent really looks like, despite knowing his name.
33. Klaus Hergeshimer (or however the hell you spell his name) is such a common name (and in the US, no less!), it's very obvious why Bond would choose it.
Huh? He did meet Klaus Hergesheimer to get in and read his access-card(pass).
37. Moneypenny looks hot in border control uniform.
38. Mr White back then was a good guy.