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  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    Um..

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
    The only movie where you get a 60 year old stripping to distract guards, an engineer knocking himself out on the thing that he is fixing and a God who can't even defeat 3 old guys.
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    I suppose people have to manage their expectations...the worst films I've seen recently were Mike Hunt and Django Unchained.
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    I'm amazed nobody has mentioned 'The Room' yet. Easily the worst movie ever made.

    That film is just a good time. At least you can laugh at that one.

    Others are so bad it hurts.

    I suppose. In my local film club they show it once a month, and as you go in there's a guy on the door who hands out different items that you can throw at the screen. It actually is a good time, but once you've nothing left to throw you just want to leave.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Nic Cage in Wickerman, unbelievably terrible though i find parts of it hilarious
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Nic Cage in Wickerman, unbelievably terrible though i find parts of it hilarious



    I went into HMV today, I came away with a few DVD's and a great white shark.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    SuperheroSith wrote:
    Um..

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
    The only movie where you get a 60 year old stripping to distract guards, an engineer knocking himself out on the thing that he is fixing and a God who can't even defeat 3 old guys.

    You could have done worse (Generations or Nemesis).
  • PismoPismo
    Posts: 5
    Certainly you are all crazy thinking INDY 4 was bad. And STAR TREK V is underrated... I use to laugh all the time as a kid at Scotty hitting his head...

    I see many movies. CASINO ROYALE is good until Le Chiffre is shot and then I do not understand the movie and I hate it... no joke is worst movie ever.

    I also nominate one where (I forget the title) skinny guy from Home Alone gets lost in the woods and a boy scout has a playboy in his backpack... only one funny part when stern shoves his garbage in one of the scout's backpacks.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Gee, worst movie ever? Hmmm, I do remember being highly, HIGHLY disappointed after seeing The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor at cinemas, especially after the entertaining and consistent Mummy 1 & 2. Way too much CGI, no awesome Jet Li moves, nothing in the plot to keep me interested... I may as well have just emptied my wallet into the toilet and flushed. After the second Mummy film, they should've, ahem, 'wrapped it up'.
  • SaintMarkSaintMark
    Posts: 7,653
    QBranch wrote:
    Gee, worst movie ever? Hmmm, I do remember being highly, HIGHLY disappointed after seeing The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor at cinemas, especially after the entertaining and consistent Mummy 1 & 2. Way too much CGI, no awesome Jet Li moves, nothing in the plot to keep me interested... I may as well have just emptied my wallet into the toilet and flushed. After the second Mummy film, they should've, ahem, 'wrapped it up'.

    The Mummy 2 had those DAD-like Scorpionking CGI which was kind of annoying. Mummy 3 had at no point such alarmingly bad CGI.

    All three movies are CGI movies with the 1st one being really great.
  • renno61renno61
    Posts: 157
    Ghost rider 2, overacting extreme
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    SaintMark wrote:
    The Mummy 2 had those DAD-like Scorpionking CGI which was kind of annoying.
    Yes, but it had the most engaging character stuff & action. Pure fun.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    SaintMark wrote:
    The Mummy 2 had those DAD-like Scorpionking CGI which was kind of annoying. Mummy 3 had at no point such alarmingly bad CGI.

    All three movies are CGI movies with the 1st one being really great.
    I didn't mention the CGI quality, but just that I thought Mummy 3 could've had a bit less of it. Well, that's the vibe I got when leaving the cinema, anyway. Although, I haven't seen it since then (with good reason!), so my memory of it may be swewed. However, regarding Mummy 2, I do agree the Scorpion King had horrible CGI, especially in the facial area. I thought Imhotep's CGI was well executed in both films. I probably prefer the first one as well, though 2 was a worthy sequel.
  • MaxRebo120MaxRebo120
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    MONSTER A GO-GO comes to mind...
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    A Thousand Words, with Eddie Murphey. Aiiii.....that was painful to sit through!
  • jolearonjolearon
    Posts: 645
    Such a broad subject, yet it's being fulfilled each day another crappy movie is released.
    Share your thoughts on the WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!!!!

    What's the WORST?

    If you need to refresh your memory, here are a few videos that may help you choose.






    Heres my thought.
    WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS..... "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie"
    The sky is the limit here folks.
  • Perilagu_KhanPerilagu_Khan
    Posts: 2,483
    The Big Lebowsky is the only movie I've walked out on. I take that back. It's the second. The Man Who Fell to Earth was the first.
  • doubleonothingdoubleonothing Los Angeles
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    Perilagu_Khan wrote:
    The Big Lebowsky is the only movie I've walked out on. I take that back. It's the second. The Man Who Fell to Earth was the first.
    Hey Khanners. Haven't seen you 'round these parts in a while.

    I actually really like The Big Lebowski. I rated it pretty darn highly, in fact. Wifey hated it though.
    The Man Who Fell To Earth is very close to the novel, so strictly speaking it's not so much the movie's fault. There's a nice instrumental in there towards the end, too.

    Worst film I've seen? That's hard. There have been some memorably bad ones. But also some unmemorably bad ones, which is probably worse.

    Shark In Venice is pretty woeful, but quite funny for it, whereas Terminator 3 for example is just utterly awful.



    @Perilagu_Khan
  • Perilagu_KhanPerilagu_Khan
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    Nice to see you're still around, dublo. I hope all is well in your world.

    It's funny about TBL, I'm a major Coen bros. fan, but I simply couldn't abide this film. The perpeutal peppering of F-bombs (and I accept that the Coens may have had honorable reasons for deploying them) simply made the film unwatchable to me. The rest of the film simply struck me as pointless and absurd. But I know I'm in the minority on that.

    Regarding TMWFTE, I consider Bowie to be one of the worst actors of all time. Couldn't tolerate The Hunger either. I like Bowie tolerably well as a musician, but as an actor, no.
  • doubleonothingdoubleonothing Los Angeles
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    @Perilagu_Khan

    Yup, still here, on and off.

    I agree, Bowie is a rubbish actor, but Sarandon and Deneuve do add something to The Hunger.
    ;-)

    As for TBL, I like it, f-bombs and all. I like that it's a proper noir thriller, just played for laughs and with pure Cohen style.

    All good in my world. Hope you're still enjoying a Scotch and a stogie on the ranch.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Hasn't Panic Room with Jodie Foster been mentioned ?. May not be the worst movie release ever, but has to damn well be up there. The storyline sounded good, but the end product was just a banal and disinteresting ride than went on a little longer than it should have. One to avoid if (those fortunate enough) have yet to view it
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited April 2013 Posts: 16,351
    Trespass. my goodness I've never seen such a crappy movie try so hard to be a fantastic mystery story. Every character is 1 dimensional, the story is bad and it's directed by Joel Shumacher. 0/10. Batman and Robin is better than this garbage and that's saying quite a lot!
  • jackdaggerjackdagger
    Posts: 498
    I love to watch terrible horror movies, but there was one I saw that was just so horrible in every sense of the word that to this day I refuse to say its name out loud. Let's just say it was a movie about vampires in the old west, with Billy the Kid played by the ginger bully in A Christmas Story. It was so bad that the only way I can get on with my life is by pretending it doesn't exist.
  • Perilagu_KhanPerilagu_Khan
    Posts: 2,483
    doubleonothing wrote:
    @Perilagu_Khan

    Yup, still here, on and off.

    I agree, Bowie is a rubbish actor, but Sarandon and Deneuve do add something to The Hunger.
    ;-)

    As for TBL, I like it, f-bombs and all. I like that it's a proper noir thriller, just played for laughs and with pure Cohen style.

    All good in my world. Hope you're still enjoying a Scotch and a stogie on the ranch.

    Well, there is that!

    Definitely still enjoying the Scotch, albeit on a new and improved ranch. (Actually enjoyed an Irish single malt recently.) Unfortunately, the doc and the Khantessa have put the kibosh on the stogies.

    >:P
  • doubleonothingdoubleonothing Los Angeles
    edited April 2013 Posts: 864
    Good to hear, PK. Off topic, but try out a Japanese blended called Nikka from the barrel. Very nice whisky.

    Anyway, back to the trash.
  • SJK91SJK91
    edited July 2013 Posts: 1,310
    As far as big budgeted filmmaking goes....

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    Abduction is so unbelievably bad that it hurts. This film makes Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina look like an Asylum actors. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen (particularly from Lautner and his female lead) coupled with the largest cliches in film makes Abduction the worst big budgeted film I have sat through. Yes, it even beats out Catwoman for me.
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    Posts: 2,402
    The Room. How has nobody mentioned The Room?
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited July 2013 Posts: 11,189
    :)) The Room is just hilariously bad. That has to be the most inept film I've ever seen. Makes Batman and Robin look good.

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  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
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    It's the best film ever made, for the sole reason that it is the worst film ever made.

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  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    Just come across this interview:

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @SJK91, I can definitely agree with that. I gave the film a rent on Redbox, figured there would be something good about it for only $1.20-ish, but wow, what grandiose trash that movie was. I just don't like Lautner in any way, shape, or form. It's not because of Twilight, because I love Pattinson's other films, but out of the Twilight movies, 'Valentine's Day,' 'Abduction,' and the upcoming 'Grown Ups 2,' it's all either bad or looks bad. His acting is a joke.
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