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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    It practically writes itself. Boris Grishenko could move into the neighborhood and become that obnoxious neighbor who constantly comes over uninvited to exasperate them. He even comes with his own comedic catchphrases: “I am invincible!” and “Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko!” (cue studio audience laughter)

    And Ouromov, the caretaker, often needs a swig of that flacon due to all the shenanigans. (More canned laughter).

    Each time he takes a swig: “I can’t win.”
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    It practically writes itself. Boris Grishenko could move into the neighborhood and become that obnoxious neighbor who constantly comes over uninvited to exasperate them. He even comes with his own comedic catchphrases: “I am invincible!” and “Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko!” (cue studio audience laughter)

    And Ouromov, the caretaker, often needs a swig of that flacon due to all the shenanigans. (More canned laughter).

    Each time he takes a swig: “I can’t win.”

    The picture freezes and end credits.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    You could also have that groundbreaking, much-discussed "coming out of the closet" episode, in which a guest-starring Pierce Brosnan opens the closet, only to find a dead Admiral Farrel falling out of it.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Chef Boy-Ar-Dee

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  • GerardGerard
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    No, that can't be true, can it ?

    (googling)

    Nope, that's a fake. A good one, though.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    LIBERTARIAN JAMES BOND
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    NO TIME TO FLY
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    NO TIME TO FLY
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    That s excellent. How is he going to get out of this one?
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    NO TIME TO FLY
    901gzfxl2gn31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=6ec283a0bdcc521302dd4677f69f91854d2091be

    That s excellent. How is he going to get out of this one?

    Well, it's Craig's Bond so this could go one of two ways: he hits the ground without a parachute, gets up, and walks it off—or, he hits the ground and that's it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Only a giant Dou Dou could cushion the fall.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
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    I came across some caricatures of all the Bond actors on Facebook- man they really did Daniel Craig dirty, lol

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  • KenAustinKenAustin United States
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    Master_Dahark wrote: »
    I came across some caricatures of all the Bond actors on Facebook- man they really did Daniel Craig dirty, lol

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    LOL kinda nails him though
  • ImpertinentGoonImpertinentGoon Everybody needs a hobby.
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    Don't know if it necessarily making fun of Bond, but the German weekly news magazine Der Spiegel cast health minister Karl Lauterbach in the role with the title "Ein Quantum Angst" ("Quantum of Fear") for a story about mandatory vaccinations. On twitter they also show some title ideas they didn't end up using like "Dr. Yes", "You only vaccinate twice, thrice, quadrice", "Govern Another Day" and my personal favourite "Immuneraker"! (it works slightly better in German)

  • LucknFateLucknFate 007 In New York
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    Immuneraker is how Shirley Bassey pronounces it, anyway.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    MIT Biology Secret Archives For Your Eyes Only
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    MIT Biology Secret Archives For Your Eyes Only
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    maybe theyé been down there too long...
  • LucknFateLucknFate 007 In New York
    edited January 2022 Posts: 1,644
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    Can anyone please share more pictures of Craig seemingly miserable? It is my favorite image category.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


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  • LucknFateLucknFate 007 In New York
    edited January 2022 Posts: 1,644
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    He is very pretty here, though:
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  • ImpertinentGoonImpertinentGoon Everybody needs a hobby.
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    Video by the Chinese state news agency Xinhua about China bein MI6's "single greatest priority" featuring our favourite spy James Pond, Agent 0.07 with his famous catchphrases "Exsqueeze me?!" and "Yabba Dabba Doo" and his partner Agent Black Window.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    You've Left Me No Choice stir
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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


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    Craig being goofy. I love it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


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    Craig being goofy. I love it.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


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    Craig being goofy. I love it.

    Did you see Being Bond, the gunbarrel shoot?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


    happy-daniel-craig.gif


    Craig being goofy. I love it.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Hmm. I'd be surprised if any more exist.


    happy-daniel-craig.gif


    Craig being goofy. I love it.

    Did you see Being Bond, the gunbarrel shoot?

    Not yet, but I will!
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited January 2022 Posts: 692
    On Bizzaro-MI6Community:
    All Bond actors are weighed against the original and greatest, Roger Moore.
    One-timer Sean Connery called the best Bond ever by contrarians for his OHMSS performance.
    Pierce Brosnan credited with restoring darkness of Fleming's character after overly-silly, 12-year-long Lazenby era.
    Timothy Dalton unceremoniously fired after Die Another Day's excesses by Bond producer Zelinda Zucchini.
    Daniel Craig crowned "Greatest Bond who never was" after critical and commercial failure of the Clive Owen era.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    slide_99 wrote: »
    On Bizzaro-MI6Community:
    All Bond actors are weighed against the original and greatest, Roger Moore.
    One-timer Sean Connery called the best Bond ever by contrarians for his OHMSS performance.
    Pierce Brosnan credited with restoring darkness of Fleming's character after overly-silly, 12-year-long Lazenby era.
    Timothy Dalton unceremoniously fired after Die Another Day's excesses by Bond producer Zelinda Zucchini.
    Daniel Craig crowned "Greatest Bond who never was" after critical and commercial failure of the Clive Owen era.

    This is a universe I would happily inhabit!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    slide_99 wrote: »
    On Bizzaro-MI6Community:
    All Bond actors are weighed against the original and greatest, Roger Moore.
    One-timer Sean Connery called the best Bond ever by contrarians for his OHMSS performance.
    Pierce Brosnan credited with restoring darkness of Fleming's character after overly-silly, 12-year-long Lazenby era.
    Timothy Dalton unceremoniously fired after Die Another Day's excesses by Bond producer Zelinda Zucchini.
    Daniel Craig crowned "Greatest Bond who never was" after critical and commercial failure of the Clive Owen era.

    This is a universe I would happily inhabit!
    66_Agent!
  • ImpertinentGoonImpertinentGoon Everybody needs a hobby.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    No Time To Die Latest Title
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  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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