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Hope you guys enjoy my little story 😊
Bondrama Girls (To All The Girls I've Loved Before)
Bond's funeral was already set, Bond had been died due to age and illnesses that he suffered throughout his career since 1962.
Since, there's no one to take care of his funeral and his fortunes as he had no family left, his newlywed wife, Tracy had died back in 1969, Moneypenny took some time to call in all of Bond's previous lovers.
As they're all arrived at the funeral, Moneypenny announced about Bond's fortunes, which is the total sum of money that Bond had worked throughout his career, in short, his uncollected salaries, pension, and his London flat; one that was shown in Dr. No and in Live And Let Die.
But as Moneypenny announced, it's only one of his past lovers who could have it all, Mary Goodnight already got M's endorsement, but the other Bond Girls disagreed.
(Octopussy arrives, wearing a black coat with a black hat reminiscent of the Victorian Era type of hat, with gloves and fine framed shades on her face, the Bond Girls saw her and starting to make gossips with each other).
(Meanwhile on the other side of the camp, where Domino and Anya).
(Anya fought back and slapped Domino, and Domino also fought back and slapped Anya too, as the two got into the fight, Melina Havelock arrived to stop the fight)
(Anya, in her frustration and feeling ashamed, already left, but still shouted her farewell words outside).
(Melina comforts Domino)
(Melina smiled and taps Domino on her lap)
Moneypenny arrived with Penelope Smallbone, holding the files about containing all about Bond's fortunes, this time too, she also arrived with Mary Goodnight.
Mary Goodnight went to the middle aisle and make her speech, but those other Bond Girls shouted at her and thrown her with bread and handkerchiefs that made Goodnight stopped her speech.
Meanwhile, Natalya was looking bad at Goodnight, with her furrowed forehead, Holly Goodhead was also looking at Goodnight like there's something weird, she's looking at her strangely and oddly but there's the feeling of irritability, and Jinx just rolled her eyes in annoyance.
And this is where Moneypenny already speaks:
Other Bond Girls also replied to Moneypenny:
Pussy Galore just laughed
Kissy Suzuki arrived with Honey Ryder
Moneypenny greeted Kissy Suzuki with pleasure, the same for Honey Ryder whom she shaked hands with.
Kissy was confused, as the other Bond Girls made some gossips again.
Honey Ryder sat with Stacey Sutton and Christmas Jones
Christmas Jones got choked up and smiled while Stacey Sutton looked at her
Stacey Sutton held Honey Ryder's hand
As the noise and speculations about to whom will inherit Bond's fortune is now getting louder, there's someone unexpected, when a black Rolls Royce arrived at the funeral site, and a man stepped down of the car, it's Bill Tanner!
Bill Tanner stepped in to the funeral to see Bond and salute him
As Tanner looked at all the Bond Girls sitting at the funeral, some are doing gossips with each other, while some are looking at him, waiting for what he will say, as Tanner looked at Moneypenny and walked to her, Tanner hold Moneypenny's arms and speak:.
Moneypenny nodded
As the two walked away from the funeral, some of the other Bond Girls followed them, but they're nowhere to be found already, as Tanner anticipated the situation, he finds a secret place for him and Moneypenny to talk
Moneypenny was shocked and breathe heavily, as the two walked out of the secret, empty room to announce the decision made, Moneypenny made sure of herself by wiping the tears coming from her eyes.
(As the Bond Girls were waiting, some are excited that they stuck their heads on for the announcement)
The Bond girls were all in shock and made things more noisy, some complained to the decision and some are willing to take care of James' fortunes by doing a plea, and when Tanner arrived, the Bond Girls led to a commotion that mobbed Tanner and Moneypenny ran into Tanner as the two get into the Black Rolls Royce and went away, some of the Bond Girls were left quiet and went to James' coffin to cry.
The end.
Note: This is the story of the Classic Bond, the Craig/Reboot Era wasn't included.
It's been also rumored that Charmian Bond will be a major character in the first season and that Bond will only become 007 at the end of the series, because of his (apparently) actor, Rob Wilmington told the producers NO. TUX.
James Bond is Having a Bad Day
The Rifftones
on Rifftrax Sings! More Songs from the Guys of Mystery Science Theater 3000
James Bond is having a bad day
Chasing a bad guy, but he got away
Not even a crime lord with a big master plan
Just some lowlife who was stealin' a van
James Bond is having a terrible day
008 made a crack that he wears a toupee
His tuxedo is stained, his martini was stirred
Just got shot down by some nice lookin' bird
Oh, Bond (Oh, Bond)
James Bond (James Bond)
This isn't your day
This isn't your time
James Bond is having a miserable day
M criticized him for dull repartee
A license to kill, but nowhere to go
He misses Goldfinger and Dr. No
And he tries to accept it like he double-O-should
Tomorrow nevеr dies, but he wishes it would
For Queen and for country, for thе free world
Right now, he just misses his girl
Moneypenny
James Bond is having a not-so-good day
Getting older and slower and it's not okay
Too tired for violence or even sex
Worried 'bout which clown might play him next
Oh, Bond (Oh, Bond)
James Bond (James Bond)
This isn't your day
This isn't your time
Oh, Bond (Oh, Bond)
James Bond (James Bond)
This isn't your day
This isn't your time
Moneypenny
You were the one
Moneypenny
It was always you
(Oh, James...)
Daniel Craig edition:
Roger Moore Edition:
Pierce Brosnan Edition:
What the heck is this?!
:-/
Still no sign of Bond 26."
James Bond comes out of retirement after 20 years of living a normal life | Part 4/5 (6:08)
"I am your brother!"
Thanks to @Dragonpol for (indirectly) giving me this idea.
@TheSkyfallen06
I sort of hate myself for this sometimes, but I can't unsee it and can't resist: It's not "Maddona's", but "Madonna's". Other than that, spot-on.
Oh my god i just realized! #-o
I'm glad that I inspired you though I do actually quite like Die Another Day as a kind of avante garde Bond theme song. The film is at the bottom of my Bond film rankings though, and for very good reason.
"This Ken likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred!"