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The epic finales are a hi-lite of all Bond films.
I like @somekindofhero 's tweeks.
Yes, I do think focus should be on the grand finale action, things-go-boom extravaganzas that you've identified.
Bond vs Klebb, GF, W&K, Tee Hee and Whitaker come well after the grand finales have concluded. They are tagged on scenarios.
I would include Blond vs Nick Nack as a tag-on too. The destruction of Scaramanga's island is long concluded. Bond has settled into his slow-boat-from-China smoochfest with Goodnight, when Nick Nack interrupts.
As @somekindofhero suggests, there is continuity in TB with the underwater finale and the Disco Volante battle. That's all one glorious grand finale.
Same with TWINE. The finale effectively starts with Zukovsky's raid and continues with Bond's standoff with Elektra and the big battle on the submarine.
Re TSWLM, the destruction of Liparus is the major final battle setpiece, but there is continuity extending to the jet-ski trip to Atlantis and the blow-up of that place, battle with Jaws, concluding with Bond and Anya's escape.
Bond does take a little break on the sub between Liparus and Atlantis, but it's a business break. Atlantis is very much next on the agenda, much the way the Disco Volante battle follows the underwater fight.
The grand finale game sparks another Bond-girl idea too. Best performance by a lead Bond-girl in a grand finale scenario. M in SF not included.
Count me in. This would be real fun.
Note, this isn't definitive, Anyone can make suggestions at their own leisure.
1. Geiger Counter.
2. Black Attach'e Case.
3. Homer tracking device
4. Jet Pack/Underwater Pack.
5. Portable safe cracking device.
6. Safe cracking copy machine.
7. False Fingerprints.
8. Magnetic Sawblade Watch.
9. Third Nipple? (Perhaps @QBranch could figure this one out.)
10. Q Jet Ski.
11. Wrist Dart gun.
12. Identi-graph.
13. Multi-purpose fountain pen.
14. Check copying device.
15. Explosive Keyring.
16. Signature gun.
17. Laser Wristwatch. (As much as I wanted to say remote mines. :p)
18. Motorola Cellphone.
19. Grappling Hook Wristwatch.
20. Single Digit Sonic Agitator Unit.
21. Portable defibrillator.
22. Cell Phone Camera.
23. Signature PPK or mini radio beacon.
Secondary Bond Girls- 2
Main Titles- 3
Decades- 1
Finales- 3
Gadgets- 3
For some reason, some people have for two games since the 31st October, so I have only counted the game they voted for FIRST.
I really don't see how any of the other 23 can top ''Raid on Piz Gloria''.
The ''Radio'' hands down. All those other gadgets were obsolete according to Q.
here is the list again, copied from page 8. Only actress credit I am not sure of is Kell Tyler as yacht-girl in TLD. We all know the character, but I am only making educated guess that Tyler is the actress. It's hard to suss from the credits and other basic research.
Naturally best 3rd string Bond-girl would follow. Logical progression. I would be happy to compile that list, when needed.
1. Zena Marshall as Taro
2. Eunice Gayson as Sylvia Trench
3. Shirley Eaton as Jill Masterson
4. Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona
5. Akiko Wakabayashi as Aki
6. Angela Scoular as Ruby
7. Lana Wood as Plenty O'Toole
8. Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carver
9. Maud Adams as Andrea
10. Caroline Munro as Naiomi
11. Corrine Cleary as Corrine Dufour
12. Cassandra Harris as Lisl
13. Kristina Wayborn as Magda
14. Grace Jones as Mayday
15. Kell Tyler as Linda, yacht girl
16. Talisa Soto as Lupe
17. Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp
18. Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver
19. Sophie Marceau as Elektra King
20. Rosamund Pike as Miranda Frost
21. Caterina Murino as Solange
22. Gemma Arterton as Fields
23. Naomi Harris as Eve
Or why not just pictures of girls in general? I agree, this is getting kinda silly...
Before that point we'll probably even see a Bond Girl Elimination game where people will vote on random women they fancy that appear during each film's opening title sequence. But after that, you're right: then people will just take to Google images looking for pictures of attractive women and calling for a vote, with no connection to the Bond franchise whatsoever. I'll start us off...
#1
#2
#3
#4
I'm partial towards #2, what about you?
Let's stick to the business at hand...as tempting as it may be not to.
2nd tier Bond-girl list is pretty straightforward but 3rd tier isn't that tough either.
3rd tier includes some obvious ones such as Tania Mallet as Tilly Masterson in GF, Eunice Gayson as Sylvia Trench in DN, Karin Dor as Helga Brandt in YOLT, Molly Peters as Patricia Fearing in TB. Even CR has an obvious Tier 3 Bond-girl in Ivana Milicevic as Ivanka.
FRWL gets a bit dicey. The film is pretty much the Miss Universe star, Daniela Bianchi-as-Tatiana show.
There are though a of lot of quality memorable small-part girls, that stand out, such as Nadja Regin as Kerim's mistress, and Martine Beswick and Aliza Gur, as Zora and Vida, the gypsy fighting girls.
OHMSS tier 3 would be Catherine Von Schell as Nancy from Piz Gloria. LALD we are talking Madeline Smith as Miss Caruso, TMWTGG, Carmen Sautoy as Saida.
DAF is tough. Like FRWL, I think we are lacking solid tier 3, but still we have memorable small-part roles, such as Denise Perrier as Marie ("I'd like you to get something off your chest") and of course Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper.
TSWLM is tricky as there are so many candidates. I would go with Olga Bisera as Felicca (blown away in Bond's arms by Sandor) but you could make the case for the lovely Sue Vanner as treacherous Log Cabin Girl.
Moonraker is Emily Bolton as Manuela. I think she beats out Anne Lonnberg and Irka Borchenko as the two most prominent Drax Girls.
OP, would be Tina Hudson as fellow-agent Bianca from the pts. Honorable mention to the bevy of OP girls as a collective.
FYEO I don't think would warrant, as I really don't want to include Lyn Holly Johnson, as she was playing, "too young" for Bond. If eligble, I think she would actually bump Cassandra Harris as Lisl, out of the tier 2 status I awarded her, as Johnson has a bigger role in the film.
AVTAK is clearly Fiona Fullerton as Pola Ivanova, and we still haven't got to Alison Doody as Jenny Flex or Mary Stavin as Kimberly Jones (Mi6 ice-flow pilot).
The Dalts films are a tad tricky. TLD barely has a #2 but we do have Virginia Hey's brief scene as Rubavitch, and Catherine Rabbett and Dulice Liecier as Felix Leiter's fellow agents. The latter three, though I would be inclined to include in memorable small part category, which is effectively tier 4 and beyond.
LTK, I guess we have to go with Priscilla Barnes as Della, even if she is that rare hands-off girl for Bond.
To the Bond-girl aficionado Tier 3 is a no-brainer. There are lots of worthy candidates as well as many beyond Tier 3.
Eg, we all know and love Christina Cole as Ocean Club receptionist in CR, yet she's no higher than Bond-girl 4th billing in that film.
The Brozzer films do spill over with bounty.
We have Serena Gordon as Caroline, although I think she would get voted out pretty quick. But things pick up with TND, and Cecilie Thomsen as the famous (cunning linguist) Professor Inga Bergstrom of Oxford, or is it Cambridge.
TWINE takes us at least 5 deep. Its really a toss-up. Might have to include both Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Cigar Girl and of course Serena Scott Thomas as Molly Warmflash.
DAD features the incomparable Rachel Grant as Peaceful Fountains of Desire.
The pickings are slim in the last two non-Martin Campbell Craig offerings. Hopefully Mendes might up the offerings in the next film.
The closest to a legit tier-3, I think might be Oona Chaplin as the Perla de las Dunas receptionist, brutalized by Medrano, and rescued by Camille, or Stana Katic as Corrine.
Both Chaplin and Katic moved on to very accomplished feature roles in TV's Game of Thrones and Castle respectively.
QoS really did feaure some quality lower Bond-girl casting, but for our purposes I don't think either Chaplin or Katic quite rank as actual tier 3, but rather as memorable small-part Bond girls.
As for SF, fugget about it. Tonia Sotiropoulou has virtually no presence.
Gorgeous I am sure, if we could get a proper look at her. The Heinekin product placement, sharing the bed with her and Craig, got better coverage.
Mendes really does need to pick it up with the next film. Not only does he underuse the gorgeous Marlohe in favour of Dench as lead Bond-girl, but Eve turns out to be Moneypenny. Sheesh. Bond-girl fans should have all got a rebate for SF.
Again I am happy to cobble together a quality Tier 3 list, as @benny suggested a few pages back, when the time comes.
Although, maybe, in the short term, I might start a simpler rankings thread. Put the candidates out there and see how they "stack" up rankings wise.
For appreciators and aficionados of the Bond-girl ranks, tier 3 is a no brainer.
Maybe I'll start a Bond-girlologist blog :x and pen essays, and plaster it with photos and features, if @dragonpol doesn't mind the lift of the "-ologist" tag.
If so, please define what constitutes the finale of each film, as it is all rather vague and up for personal interpretation.
Finale is defined as the conclusive action sequence of each film.
DN- Radiation Room Chaos
FRWL- Boat Chase
GF- Fort Knox Showdown
TB- Underwater Mayhem (and Disco Volante fight)
YOLT- Volcano Lair Battle
OHMSS- Raid on Piz Gloria
DAF- Oil Rig Chaos
LALD- Voodoo showdown and Bond vs Kananga
TMWTGG- Bond vs Scaramanga/Island Explosion
TSWLM- Tanker showdown/Atlantis
MR- Space Station Showdown
FYEO- Monastry Attack
OP- Palace Attack/Aeroplane Fight
AVTAK- Mine disaster and Bond vs Zorin
TLD- Military Base Chaos
LTK- Lab Destruction and Tanker Mayhem
GE- Satelite Dish Destruction with Bond vs Alec
TND- Stealth Boat Finale
TWINE- Zukovsky attacks/Bond shoots Elektra and Bond vs Renard
DAD- Plane Duel (Gustav and Miranda)
CR- Sinking House
QOS- Explosive Hotel Chaos
SF- Skyfall goes Boom
Because, as @SKOH mentioned in an earlier post, the OP and TWINE examples are one fluid sequence.
I will reduct the "circus showdown" from Octopussy, however, as that happens a day or so before the events in India.