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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "You want me to stick WHAT in here?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "And I have 15 000 for this lovely piece of ham. Do I hear 15 500? 15 500, anyone?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I don't want Sean or Dan, when I think about Pierce, I touch myself".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Actually, she's neither drunk nor epileptic, she just kind of froze in place when I told her how much I got paid for DAD. Now I have to carry her everywhere."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The shirt Pierce had bought as a present for Emma was so bright, it made her go blind.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Pierce [gesturing towards Emma's behind]: "Look at it, lads. It's the stuff that dreams are made of."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "You really want to know? Alright, when we were trying to come up with the title for 'The Love Punch,' I decided to come up with a good working title in the meantime. I turned and saw Emma bending over. I commented on how fantastic her rear looked, and she gave me a fat, black eye that was none too easy to explain to the wife and kids. Hence, 'The Love Punch.'"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Brosnan in the latest Libresse commercial was an artistic achievement.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *snickering* "L-look, guys, it's EMMA RUMPSON. D'you get it??!!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Pierce was foolish to look away. Emma took that gesture as an invitation to crap in his hand.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The latest hypno contact lenses from @QBranch worked like a dream.

    "She is all yours, Getafix.Now do you forgive me?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce was oblivious to what was being waved in front of Emma's face, hence the stunned gaze: a nude Lee Tamahori, begging her to star in his dream project, 'Die Another Day 2.' Pierce would later refuse the offer when he became upset that Tamahori was, erm, bigger than he was.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Pierce: "Let me show you how to hold a bowling ball..."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Pierce: "Let me show you how to hold a bowling ball..."

    =)) no more entries from me for a little while. You can't top this.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote:
    Time for some Pierce. Good luck, folks- looking forward to seeing what you can come up with!

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C31yEIAXvVo/UjwWC9jMtrI/AAAAAAAAsr8/d02UlXhtXFU/s400/TIFF_Love_Punch_PC_PhotoCall_9_12_13_32.jpg

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    Brace yourself Emma? Your about to experience my version of a Japanese fighting fish!!!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Who's Helen? ;-)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Who's Helen? ;-)

    =)) Oh yes!!! Must be this mighty fine Jack Daniels i am on! Will edit it immediately! 8-}
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Who's Helen? ;-)
    Right idea, Mr. Bond...

    But wrong Dame ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Who's Helen? ;-)

    =)) Oh yes!!! Must be this mighty fine Jack Daniels i am on! Will edit it immediately! 8-}

    And on a Sunday too! [-(

    :D
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Who's Helen? ;-)

    =)) Oh yes!!! Must be this mighty fine Jack Daniels i am on! Will edit it immediately! 8-}

    And on a Sunday too! [-(

    :D

    I'm real good when i'm bad! \:D/
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited July 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Emma was a whole step ahead of Pierce in demonstrating the Hokey Pokey - she was "shaking her whole self all about" as Pierce was happily about to put his "right hand in." Much to Emma's imminent surprise.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "Haha heyyyyy, that horrid smell isn't me, it's this thing right here!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,568
    Loving the captions, folks! \:D/

    Well, just one of them, actually- but I'll post my own caption when it's judging time ;)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 13,978
    Pierce Brosnan, Emma Thompson & Thing (from The Addams Family), kick off the publicity tour for their new movie, My Wife & Her Little Thing.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I can still make them faint."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Any more captions for this, folks? Judging in 24 hours.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "She's a cheeky girl, touch her bum, this is life".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce: "Ladies and gentlemen, the world's ugliest flamingo."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Pierce: "Time for an easter egg hunt, everyone! Guess where I put the egg. Come on, guess!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    TIFF:any case of scandal there was due to Brosnan mixing it up with MILF-Montreal International Lewd Festival where he was the main host the day after.
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