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Wemust give you the number of our Occulist?! ;)
Dr. No, hospitable as always, insisted on a prostate examination. No charges.
As it turns out though, it's all just painting by numbers.
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In third place we have the Knee-Slapper General himself, WillyGalore with these captions:
Entering fast into second place is the Punny Rabbit QBranch with these two captions:
And finally, once again taking the victory is Kerim with these crowning captions of hilarity:
Congratulations to Kerim, a worthy winner for this week. =D>
I think Rog is due for another round of captioning. If this one has been used already, please let me know.
I already thought of something naughty. :\">
Good luck and happy captioning everyone.
While Roger Moore has always appeared to be the image of a gentleman, in the 80s claims arose out of nowhere that the then Bond actor had committed numerous acts of beastiality, accusations which shocked every nation worldwide. During the highly publicized court case numerous images were exhibited by the opposing prosecutor, showing Mr. Moore with his pet goat Niven in all kinds of strange situations. In this particular shot Roger is apparently teaching the animal how to stimulate a certain area of male anatomy with a stand-in carrot before moving him on to the real thing. Following the case nothing was ever quite the same for Roger, who fought desperately to get roles while being berated by casting agents who gave him the moniker of "The Farm F@#$er." Talk about baaaaaaaaaahd press.
Said the goat.
The early days of Roger's pulling moves started out like this! He soon moved onto using spaghetti and women!
Roger's little known audition tape finally surfaced. It was a secret audition that Cubby arranged because he thought Roger might have been just a wee bit too handsome, without any guts, and he decided to ... well, push him to an extreme and see what happened. So here Roger is improvising a scene from the script handed to him - which turned out to be Bond and Tania's first meeting in From Russia With Love. The goat (voiced offstage in a terrible Russian accent by by Hermione Gingold) murmured, "I zink my mouth ees too beeg" and Roger was supposed to follow up the carrot munching with a kiss while saying, straight-faced, "Not for me." He looked at the director who had just given him those instructions. He looked at Cubby. Then he merely raised an eyebrow.
And instead, he impulsively picked up the goat's front legs and waltzed it across the room singing, "From Russia with love.....!" in a surprisingly good imitation of Matt Monro and dumped the goat in Cubby's lap, saying "I'm all for having a different kind of Bond, Cubby, and believe me when I say I can handle humor ... but no matter how over the top you want Bond films to get remember this: no goats!"
Cubby was charmed, Roger was hired. And goats were taken off the props list (until one goat lost its head in Octopussy). That also explained Roger's "pet" name, on the set of A View To A Kill, for Tanya ("goat girl").
24 LOOONG HOURS OF FRENCH.
Maybe he meant until the next season of 24 airs?