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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond realised that going to the morgue to kiss women was a bit morbid.

    Well, whatever.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    To become a double-O, it takes two kills.
    But that is not all...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    When I heard Pierce was made up to get Bond, this was not what
    I expected.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pierce tries to get the attention away from his accordion forehead.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Red lips at night, Brosnan's delight.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Brozzer-lind Pike is 007 in......
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Brosnan had his own red lines when it came to playing Bond.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    His plan to drive Mr Wint and Mr Kidd apart was working like a charm.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Wow, this stick of poison-shielding lip balm Q gave me... the one that dries clear... the one that I should never leave home without... seems to be working better than it's supposed to! It's repelling all the femme fatales- they're not even coming near me with their toxic kisses! Yes, good ol' Q came through once again! I'm so glad he's not still angry about me writing off his boat, he's such a sport..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Looking in the mirror, he just couldn t fight the feeling anymore.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George Lazenby finally discovered Photoshop.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The poster for the new James Bond film - Redlippy - causes a stir on its release.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Bond: "The things I do for frequent flyer smiles."
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Yet another leaked photo of Jared Leto as the Joker from Suicide Squad finds its way online.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Filthy habit!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "How can you act like this? How can you be so creepy?"

    "It's what keeps me aliiiiive!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "At least I don't have to wear a wedding dress like Sean did".

    and

    "George will get drunk enough and then hit on me. Then I'll take that bitter drunk out once and for all".
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Pierce had just read "Bond Strikes Camp" and it had given him a few ideas.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Judging will take place later today.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Pierce Brosnan returns as James Bond in Rouge Agent.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited June 2015 Posts: 10,591
    Alright, now that I've laughed so hard I officially have respiratory problems. :D



    3RD PLACE:
    "Shark_0f_Largo wrote:
    Pierce Brosnan fuels rumours that Jane Bond is really happening.

    2ND PLACE
    "Dragonpol wrote:
    Brosnan gives the Bond role lip service.

    1ST PLACE
    "Thunderfinger wrote:
    "Hey Alec! Guess who tastes like strawberries?"

    Over to you once again, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for that, @jake24. New picture coming up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Enough Brosnan ridicule for a while. Let s give it to Sean.
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Sean Connery reads the Scottish Unionist Party's Manifesto.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Sean was never happier reading his payment contract and holding some wood !
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Sean reading an early Bond novel: "It's says here I'm English!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Shays hear I'm shuppose to shlap Tatiana. I'd rather she shlap this wood I'm holding".
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited July 2015 Posts: 4,151
    "I'm a shtory teller, and I've a shtory to teeeeeellllll"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited July 2015 Posts: 45,489
    BUMP

    Great entries so far. Anyone noticed the flagpole is right beneath the flagbutton?
  • Gustav_GravesGustav_Graves
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    Bond os reading: "How can I wave my genitals while standing still" :-O
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