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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    They were all caught up in the latest dance craze to hit the nightclubs: The Daltonarana.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Last call. I'll pick the winner later today.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Dalton: "I've lost the script to The Property of A Lady. Can you help me find it before Brosnan does?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Last call. I'll pick the winner later today.
    said Tim, and shortly after the garbs were dropped.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    edited December 2015 Posts: 13,384
    All great lines, very funny, so consider yourselves all runners up.
    The winner, @OBradyMOBondfanatic7 with ....

    Tim: "Well, ladies, you're both already on your knees, so... Are we gonna make this happen?"

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Congratulations, Brady! It was well deserved. Looking forward to the next round.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Thanks for the honors, @Thunderpussy! There were a lot of ripping good captions.

    In tribute to SP, let's give this picture a try:

    PuT7m3k.jpg

    And I'll take it upon myself to steal the obvious caption for this picture right out of the gate:

    Dan: "Wait-you're telling me THIS song is Writing's on the Wall? Bloody hell, it sounds like a cat being skinned."

    I look forward to seeing what you witty lot come up with! Judging this time next week. :D
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Dan: "Oh, come on, I'm not daft: why are you making me listen to you farting into a microphone? That's disgusting!"

    Stunt Double: "Wh-what? You stole my iPod, and you're currently listening to 'Die Another Day'...it's classic, right?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Dan " it's just some rubbish about my mission, should I accept it ..."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Meanwhile, in the back of a nearby van, Barry Nelson was sending Craig advice on how to be Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Dan was rocking the Princess Leia look.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Tosca's not for everyone."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Campbell decided to reshoot this Madagascar scene with a smaller earpiece.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Good stuff so far, everyone. Keep it coming. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Dan couldn't help but jam along with his air piano while he listened to 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was the jealous type. Immediately after the wedding, the surveillance of his wife was in full swing.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He was the jealous type. Immediately after the wedding, the surveillance of his wife was in full swing.

    ...only to find out that, in the midst of shooting SP, Mendes had left for a quick romp with Mrs. Craig.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Desperately Daniel tried to work out the hand movements to
    The Macarena.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After spending hundreds of pounds and endless months on those language tapes, his Swedish was starting to shape up for TGWTDT.

    David Fincher: " Daniel, you will be speaking English in the movie. You don t need that. Daniel, can you hear me? Daniel!"

    Daniel: "Yom desh born... De ritt de gitt der gue...Orn desh dee born desh...De umn bork bork bork."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This shock therapy to stop swearing didn t work.

    "Ouch! $@¤#$$!!!!!!!!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Even Daniel couldn't believe the attempt at a Bond theme from Radiohead !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When Bond tried hypnosis to quit smoking, Blofeld switched the tape. Soon Bond believed he was a frog.

    "Sir, are you all right?"

    "Ribbit!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The music was so loud he couldn t hear his own farts.

    Everyone else could, and in the end someone just had to go and tell him.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    The recorded voice told Daniel, for a finders fee. He'd let him know were the
    missing Range Rovers were parked !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    His brother-in-law was such a prankster.

    Superglue on his headphones, haha, very funny.

    And he was already late for the funeral.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Daniel regularly got audio updates from danielcraigisnotbond.com to
    Help him in scenes where he had to laugh !
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Daniel Craig and Daniel Craig as James Bond 007 in Clonemaker.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Daniel, I know you are sensitive about your big ears, but no. You cannot wear those through the entire film."

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    After listening to his favourite album, Daniel was singing " Let it go" all day.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Daniel, shooting commences right now. Turn off that goddamn audiobook."

    "But...the wolf is about to blow the house down!"
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