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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great entries. Keep on.

    Comte de Bleuville was above the law. Just as Blofeld had been.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Even Blofeld was getting p*ssed off having to keep popping outside for a smoke.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Telly was pissed off having been asked to leave at his first audition after the incessant pot smoking caused him to tell stories from his youth.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    edited May 2016 Posts: 2,667
    "It makes me pronounce words a bit strangely, but on the plus side it does help me to remain absoleeeuuwtly calm..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The remake of REEFER MADNESS.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping.

    All the pot in the world couldn t improve "Writing s on the Wall".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Bumping.

    All the pot in the world couldn t improve "Writing s on the Wall".

    Or, "all the pot in the world finally brought tears to Blofeld's eyes once he put on his copy of 'Writing's on the Wall.'"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld's views on vaping " Sometimes the old ways are the best!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2016 Posts: 45,489
    Draco: "That is your tenth "sample", Ernst. Are you buying or not?"

    Judging this in a couple of days. Maybe. Let s see what more you have got. All good so far.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Time to pass on the torch, so to speak.

    Runner-up this time:
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Even Blofeld was getting p*ssed off having to keep popping outside for a smoke.

    And the winner:
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    The weed was so strong that Blofeld completely forgot his goal for worldwide domination and yearned for Cheetos instead.

    Over to you, @Creasy47.
    :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited May 2016 Posts: 40,968
    I love winning. Many thanks, @Thunderfinger.

    *cracks whip* now make me laugh, people.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "There is an alien egg inside me, I swear. Now will you please just shoot me?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2016 Posts: 18,270
    Yaphet Kotto: "I think Roger should black up as Bond for this film and get a head start on that pesky little Idris Elba!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "They have probably just gone to the movies or something, but just in case..."

    Tee Hee had forgotten to lock the gate this morning, and Old Albert and all his friends were missing.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    After the chess game, They were all annoyed as Roger suggested a
    Quick game of Russian Roulette.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Kananga s daily hip hop act was starting to get on their nerves.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Roger was really annoyed his gun was so much smaller than the other guys!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cubby and Harry wouldn t give them a raise, so they got organized.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Even with the guns and high pressure selling techniques..... Yaphet
    Still didn't want to buy Roger's old car !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I know I said we are about to start shooting the new Bond film today. BUT PUT AWAY THOSE GUNS, DAMNIT!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Keep it going, these are great so far!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    The gun control lobby, were having no success on the Bond film set.

    Jane loved the gun, but the guys laughed when she asked if it came in Pink !
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Jane ." You miss heard me Yaphet ! I said Roger's usually on The piss till four !"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Be on the lookout, people. Our gang has been infiltrated."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "Round here we shoot first, ask questions later !"
    Roger shoots him in the foot ....
    " You wouldn't happen to know where the catering truck is old boy "
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "So what's the difference between a revolver and an automatic ?"
    " It's mainly down to the magazine "
    " Damn, I don't have to take out a subscription, do I ?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Once again, Topolino had saved his girlfriend from Black Pete.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The EU had forbidden licorice guns, but that damn crooked Mr Big distributed them just the same.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Yaphet said " When I heard you were bringing the big guns out, I though Sean was comming back !"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Yes, that was a good one. Thank you very much for the honour.

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    Let s try Blofeld this time. Looking forward to your entries, as always.

    Things were that bad that Blofeld employed a mini henchman who turned out to be the invisable man's son!
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