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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    2005

    "We had a VERBAL agreement! I can play rookie Bond! I totally can!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    "You promised me a 5TH Movie babs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Pierce and his partner were definitely winning the "Run while carrying somebody holding an impression of Rodney Dangerfield" event.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    edited September 2016 Posts: 4,151
    "I'm sorry Mr Brosnan, but, maybe, you shouldn't be LIVING HERRRRRE!"

    Or

    Tussaud's thought it about time to rid their museum of the Pierce Brosnan, MI6 Community: BondCapCon - No Friggin' in the Riggin'...Part Deux (Page 131) honorary waxwork.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He ain t heavy. He s my Brozza.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Brosnan's "pain face" had never been better rendered.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cimema guard misunderstood the reaction when Brosnan finally got to see Craig as Bond, and performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre on him. Meanwhile his date was kidnapped.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 13,978
    "I swear, I only want to see how my old colleagues are. There is absolutely no truth in your suggestion that I would tamper with an acetylene torch to burn down the set and halt filming Casino Royle."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Don t you know who I am? I am James Bond!"

    "Yeah? And I am Dick Tracy, and we just can t take another ABBA song. This is a fancy diner."
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,044
    So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me, SOS
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "PLEASE, GOD! SAY THAT IS SALAMI IN YOUR POCKET!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Here, Brosnan is about to catch a Frisbee with his mouth. The director was tired of his constant misbehavior on set, and decided to replace him with some bloke named Daniel Craig.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Brosnan gets thrown out of Sotheby s after trying to sell his autograph and locks of his hair.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When you are infinitely rich, you don t even have to walk on your own.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    When you are infinitely rich, you don t even have to walk on your own.

    In fact, Pierce is visibly upset here because, had he been given Bond 21, he could have afforded more comfortable sapien transports for himself and friend Emma. Unlike that dastardly Daniel who gets to be carried everywhere in style...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond and Moneypenny get evacuated after M passes some gas.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Brosnan tries to pay for dinner with film requisite money.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Be sure to get any last captions in, lads. I think I'll keep this going till tomorrow night.
  • barryt007barryt007
    edited September 2016 Posts: 19,339
    Everyone finally got fed up with Pierce's 'pain face',especially when his jaw locked in that position.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "No fair! It's MY turn to be James Bond again!"
  • vzokvzok
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Bond and Moneypenny get evacuated after M passes some gas.

    Bond and Moneypenny pass some gas after M evacuates.

    (Who said toilet humour is dead)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 13,978
    "Unhand me you ruffian. You have no idea how much Icarus I am going to change your world."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited September 2016 Posts: 45,489
    His mother still hired outside help when he had a dentist appointment.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    "I've already explained that you're the November Man and not the September Man!"
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,044
    "But I'd be a brilliant Nanny McPhee!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Shortly thereafter, Thunderfinger was arrested outside the James Bond exhibition.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,591
    "What do you think your doing?? You can't arrest me for trying to bring a bloody knife on a plane!!! Do you know who I am?? I was James bloody Bond!!!"

    "Was. You were replaced by that blond douchebag, remember?"

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Brosnan took the Brexit vote result very badly.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Miss Moneypenny stuck to her word and had Bond thrown out of the workplace for sexual harassment.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    From an alternative universe, where Fleming was supervising Brosnan s screen test.
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