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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Did you see The Deer Hunter? Have you heard of the Oscars?"

    Roger was looking forward to the Golden Gate scene.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    - Roger, I'm totally dry. Can I have some of what you're drinking?
    - Let's do a trade, Chris: I'll give you my cup... for your bike.
    - Damn, Cubby sent the caterers home to save a penny... alright, alright, I'm desperate!
    (beat)
    - Oh, that was refreshing! Thank you, Roger.
    - Hey, these keys don't fit!
    - Roger, what are you doing on my bike?
    - Barbara! Walken, Walken, where are you! I'll find you, you doublecrossing bastard!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Know any good jokes?"

    "No."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Max: "Well, Mr. Bond, I'm off to park my motorbike in May Day's garage. Enjoy the party."
    James: "Before you go, could I get a bigger cup? Preferably bucket-size."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Who played Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever again?"

    "Jill Sinjinn."

    "Seriously? Give it another try."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    "I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me..."

    "From here?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Who are those...figures?"

    "That is May s father August, and her sisters April and June."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Max: "Hey, Mr. Smythe, wanna see me burn some rubber?"
    James: "Sure, why not."
    Max: "Great! I'll meet you in May Day's bedroom."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited November 2017 Posts: 7,021
    - Beautiful beast. What's its name?
    - May Day.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "So you want to destroy Silicon Valley because you lost at Tetris?"

    "It isn t JUST that."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Some of you may feel shortchanged by my leaving this one up for only a month and ten days, but I feel like I have enough already so I'm calling it now.

    In 3rd place:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    - I don't get it, Smythe. Why did you want to meet out here?
    - How you're trying to remember your KGB training now...
    mattjoes wrote: »
    - Beautiful beast. What's its name?
    - May Day.

    In 2nd place:
    QBranch wrote: »
    "After I pour this fuel in the tank, no moore walken."
    QBranch wrote: »
    Bond: "Stacey's getting away - and fast. I suppose you'll chase after her on that bike."
    Zorin: "No, I can catch up quicker with the blimp."
    QBranch wrote: »
    Max: "Hey, Mr. Smythe, wanna see me burn some rubber?"
    James: "Sure, why not."
    Max: "Great! I'll meet you in May Day's bedroom."

    And in 1st place:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Who played Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever again?"

    "Jill Sinjinn."

    "Seriously? Give it another try."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "So you want to destroy Silicon Valley because you lost at Tetris?"

    "It isn t JUST that."

    The field is yours, @Thunderfinger. Try not to burn it down and salt the earth ensuring nothing will ever grow there again.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you! I will do my best.

    Let s play with Blofeld this round.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Burger: "Me."
    Waltz: "Wha.. Huh? Who said that?"
    Burger: "It was all me, Christoph. It's always been me. The author of all your high cholesterol!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Now we know what C stands for, Bill.

    ShitJamesshitJamesshit.

    Burger.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2017 Posts: 14,569
    In B25, 007 would get his ultimate revenge on the head of SPECTRE...

    Blofeld: "Look around you, James. Look. *munch munch* This is what's left of your world. *munch munch* Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin." *burp*
    Bond: "How's your burger, Franz?"
    Blofeld: "Oh, it's delicious! ...Whyyy?"
    Bond: "Because I spat in it."
    Blofeld: "...You're bluffing!"
    Bond: "Am I?"
    Blofeld: "What?! How could you?!"
    Bond: "Yeah, that's right. A nice pattern developed. You interfered in my world, I destroyed yours. Or did you think it was coincidence that all the burgers in your life ended up soggy?
    Blofeld: "NOOOOO!!! This cannot be!"
    Bond: "Finish it. FINISH IT!"
    Blofeld: *sniffle* "Why are you doing this?"
    Bond: "Hehe! I've really put you through it, haven't I? That's brothers for you."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    QBranch wrote: »
    In B25, 007 would get his ultimate revenge on the head of SPECTRE...

    Blofeld: "Look around you, James. Look. *munch munch* This is what's left of your world. *munch munch* Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin." *burp*
    Bond: "How's your burger, Franz?"
    Blofeld: "Oh, it's delicious! ...Whyyy?"
    Bond: "Because I spat in it."
    Blofeld: "...You're bluffing!"
    Bond: "Am I?"
    Blofeld: "What?! How could you?!"
    Bond: "Yeah, that's right. A nice pattern developed. You interfered in my world, I destroyed yours. Or did you think it was coincidence that all the burgers in your life ended up soggy?
    Blofeld: "NOOOOO!!! This cannot be!"
    Bond: "Finish it. FINISH IT!"
    Blofeld: *sniffle* "Why are you doing this?"
    Bond: "Hehe! I've really put you through it, haven't I? That's brothers for you."

    :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    If I look sickly to you, Mr. Bond, it's because I found thallium in my burger.

    Christoph Waltz' contract for Spectre guaranteed him an endless supply of hamburgers. He provided the ham himself.

    One more bite out of this cheeseburger, Mr. Bond, and Operation Heart Attack will be set in motion.

    Christoph Waltz could make even the simple act of eating a cheeseburger so sinister, that in the producers' eyes, he was certainly the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    (This is an old one but somebody has to mention it)
    Christoph Waltz
    in
    Quentin Tarantino's
    CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What do you mean I can t get a toy just because I am grown-up?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "HINX!!! Why is there an eyeball in my burger?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'what, you thought villains don't eat?'
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    - You see, they failed to comprehend the pickle fact that a terrible lettuce can cheese to onion ketchup, Mr. Bun.
    - Quite tomato, Burgerhauser.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Is that you...James?"
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    "Got you, Franz!"
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    QBranch wrote: »
    In B25, 007 would get his ultimate revenge on the head of SPECTRE...

    Blofeld: "Look around you, James. Look. *munch munch* This is what's left of your world. *munch munch* Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin." *burp*
    Bond: "How's your burger, Franz?"
    Blofeld: "Oh, it's delicious! ...Whyyy?"
    Bond: "Because I spat in it."
    Blofeld: "...You're bluffing!"
    Bond: "Am I?"
    Blofeld: "What?! How could you?!"
    Bond: "Yeah, that's right. A nice pattern developed. You interfered in my world, I destroyed yours. Or did you think it was coincidence that all the burgers in your life ended up soggy?
    Blofeld: "NOOOOO!!! This cannot be!"
    Bond: "Finish it. FINISH IT!"
    Blofeld: *sniffle* "Why are you doing this?"
    Bond: "Hehe! I've really put you through it, haven't I? That's brothers for you."

    @QBranch, not that there was much competition this round, but congratulations. You re the winner.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    There's no way I could have beaten Branch's. Had me in stitches.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    There's no way I could have beaten Branch's. Had me in stitches.

    Sorry to hear that. How long until you can remove them?
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    There's no way I could have beaten Branch's. Had me in stitches.

    Sorry to hear that. How long until you can remove them?

    As soon as I figure out how to get this cone off my neck.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cheers TF, much appreciated. I'll leave this round to anyone who wants to have a go.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, I can have another go since no one else has volunteered.

    Here is the new picture.
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Chief of staff: M, I told you, Bond is allergic to milk!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited December 2017 Posts: 45,489
    Drunk at work again? Tell him he s fired.
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