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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    This thread must live!

    @Some_Kind_Of_Hero
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Oh my! I saw this, then forgot this. Thanks for the reminder and here's...

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    ...Sean Connery saving the world, or something.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    The Chinese extra in the background, an aspiring dancer, snuck some of his dance moves into the film.

    He's still waiting for his big break.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It was you who stole that chocolate on my pillow!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Sean's first surfing lesson didn't go well for a number of reasons.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DR.NO%2B34.jpg

    Bond became so skilled at resurrection that he started practicing on others.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He suddenly realized there was something stuck to his shoe.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    1962:

    Red Grant encounters James Bond for the first time.

    "KISS MY SHOE!!!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    DR.NO%2B34.jpg

    "So, how was your day?" was apparently not a good conversation starter with Sean Connery, when he just finished renegotiating his contract with Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In the early days, Terence Young even had to tie Sean s laces.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    That'll teach you to secretly turn my trousers into origami!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Great sport, this goon surfing."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Dr. No's base was about to explode and Bond was wasting time puppeteering henchmen.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Everybody was kung fu fighting ...
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
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    Bond reflected that Q's latest invention, the inflatable Mr Buddy, made for a rather poor sidekick.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The Martian natives worshipped Bond as a god, and he thoroughly enjoyed that.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sean: "Hey mate, I'm searching for Daniel Craig. Yeah, he's about this tall, maybe shorter."

    Man on floor: "Wait- yep, I see him. He's down here, flipping you the bird."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Klaatu varada nikto... Klaatu varada nikto... KLAATU VARADA NIKTO!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Where's the girl I came in with?! I need her to clean this stain!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The catering lady always had to pad herself if the eggs weren t perfect.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond got tired of waiting for his Doctor appointment.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    While escaping from the angry Libyans, McFly accidentally touched the time travel controls, and found himself being transported to 1962 Jamaica.

    Bond was not amused.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He didn t get Sean Connery s autograph, as his fountain pen broke.

    Meeting him was still the biggest kick he ever had.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DR.NO%2B34.jpg

    One-legged man used little nurse for a crutch while other one-legged man's crotch needed a little nursing.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    QBranch wrote: »
    DR.NO%2B34.jpg

    One-legged man used little nurse for a crutch while other one-legged man's crotch needed a little nursing.
    The elaborate, intricate nature of this one is worthy of praise.

    And with it, all four people in the photo have been accounted for in the captions.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Kim Young-Un rushes to Donald Trump s aid.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    In third place, @IGUANNA, with this inventive notion:
    IGUANNA wrote: »
    Bond reflected that Q's latest invention, the inflatable Mr Buddy, made for a rather poor sidekick.

    In second place, @Thunderfinger, with these hilarious contributions:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    It was you who stole that chocolate on my pillow!
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He suddenly realized there was something stuck to his shoe.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the early days, Terence Young even had to tie Sean s laces.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The catering lady always had to pad herself if the eggs weren t perfect.

    And in first place, the one comment that actually made me bust up laughing with tears in my eyes:
    00Agent wrote: »
    DR.NO%2B34.jpg

    "So, how was your day?" was apparently not a good conversation starter with Sean Connery, when he just finished renegotiating his contract with Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman.

    Over to you, @00Agent. You've earned it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    That was funny, and probably exactly how it was.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Haha Thank you, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero
    This was my very first contribution in this Thread so i wasn't even aware that the winner has to continue, nice suprise.

    I think i found a good one, lets See what you guys can come up with ;)
    I'll choose the winner next Sunday

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Not so long since we did that picture.
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