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Kittens, word confusion, social distancing, Star Wars, LSD, Highlander, a disillusioned Oddjob... good stuff.
But in every game, there must be a winner. This time it's @Thunderfinger.
Nothing like a joke so audacious in its dumbness.
A few other captions I particularly enjoyed:
Hilarious.
Anyway, you're it, @Thunderfinger.
This is actually my schedule for today.
Credit to the winner and his Nordic spelling sense.
Shortly after saving actress Halle Berry`s life when she choked on a fig,
actor Pierce Brosnan next resolved to save her from candles.
The picture vanished. Here it is again.
"Yes," said Pierce Brosnan, "I think the Catwoman project is a great idea."
"But, but...I thought there was a real spark between us."
"It s called acting. Acting. Heard of it? Now go away."
Pierce (in thought): I just can't stop thinking about Halle's lovely bottom.
Halle (in thought): I just can't stop thinking about Pierce's cute butt.
Halle Berry (in thought): I hope our film's content doesn't raise tensions on the Korean peninsula.
Pierce Brosnan (in thought): I definitely need to play tough and demand more money for BOND 21.
James: "I told you IT'S TOO DAMN COLD IN HERE! Had nothing to do with my age! I have the stamina of a 20y old."
Jinx: "Whatever you say, can we talk about something else?"
There is a time one can be too casual, and a time one can be too patient. As one will find out when one has stuck ones elbows to a frozen bar, and has to choose between hypothermia and ripping one’s skin off.
"My name is Bond.................James Bond."
The positive test for STDs cast a pall over the Die Another Day production.
This was the sixth scene filmed with a cardboard cutout of Brosnan, Halle Berry noted.
When it reached a total of ten, she would definitely complain to Director Tamahori.
A subtle use of CGI in DAD was the removal of
Brosnan's pack of Lark cigarettes from the bar.
An unfortunate unintended consequence of the ice palace
was that cocktails quickly froze solid.
In Iceland?!?!
The roaming habits of penguins is a slippery subject.
Bond: "Miranda Frost? You're leaning against her."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Bond: "Yo Mama."
Jinx: "Ha, that's great. I'm gonna use that line later!"
Bond: "No no, I mean I'm here for her, as in, here to support her. Y'see, she's really disappointed in you."
Jinx: "Another good one! Keep 'em coming."
Bond *speaking into wristwatch*: "White Knight to Black Mama, I've made contact with the girl."
Brosnan: Yes! Of course!! I'll propose the vanity plate "SPAY"!!!
Get it? SPAY like SPY!
Berry: Yeah. Shameless self-promotion inserted into charity efforts.
Points for that.
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