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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Reports that Dalton supplied his own
    Bond wardrobe were wholly incorrect.

    And against his wishes, they made him
    shave the moustache.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not widely reported, Timothy Dalton was fired
    for breaking his contract terms by appearing
    in an advertisement for Lucky Charms.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    During the auditions for the Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton went to great lengths to prepare for the coveted role of Green Four.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Timothy Dalton

    IS

    Tommy Oliver / The Green Ranger
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Timothy Dalton is supposedly Welsh.



  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    After spending more time than he should have at Sanchez cocaine refinery, Bond was surprised to find he'd placed third in the Isthmus pride parade.
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    There are dinner jackets, and dinner jackets. This is the former.

  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    “FINE!
    I’m trying to start World War 3!”

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Everyone is a little Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

    Or a lot.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Oh wow! You guys are on a roll! Let's keep it going for a little longer, I'm laughing too hard to make a decision!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,287

    Burdened by a Turkish curse,
    each time Bond lied his collar grew larger.
    And greener.

  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
    edited June 28 Posts: 127
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    Try as he might to hide it, getting cast as an Elf and not Santa was beginning to show.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 28 Posts: 13,287

    Timothy Dalton's screen test in 1993
    for a seasonal comedy about an enthusiastic Santa's Helper
    deadlined the project for 10 years.

    Until the successful version of Elf released 2003
    starring Will Ferrell, received to popular acclaim.

  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited June 28 Posts: 13,953
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    "I moustache you a question, do I look too much like Robin Hood?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,287
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    It isn't easy being Green.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    While Q's cutting-edge adaptive camouflage suit helped Bond blend in, a bit of classic 'hiding in the bushes' concealed the upper lip.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
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    "Sean has one, I've seen George and Roger with one too. So why can't I John?"

    "Oddly the moustache isn't the problem here Tim."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,287

    Shareholders unanimously decided
    not to replace their Jolly Green Giant mascot.

  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
    Posts: 127
    "After seeing Mario get the girl again, Luigi was starting to feel a bit left out"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,287


    Another failed screen test, same costume.

    Character Skunkbush Sumac would have been
    Poison Ivy's boyfriend but was considered
    too over-the-top for the tone of the
    1997 film Batman and Robin.

  • mattjoesmattjoes At my most trollish behavior
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    John Glen: "Okay, Tim, in this scene, Bond disguises himself as one of Robin's Merry Men in order to get past security, then he gets to Robin and warns him that the nuclear bomb is about to go off, but General Koskov and Kamran Shah escape and--"
    Timothy Dalton: "Just shut up and let's shoot the damned thing."
  • mattjoesmattjoes At my most trollish behavior
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    After the success of The Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton's passion project was finally greenlit.
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