BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 Posts: 886

  *bump*
  Judging tomorrow. Still time for more brilliant entires. :-bd
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  Dan:"...and that's when I asked him how the hell did he fit a donkey, 5 kegs of beer, a baby giraffe, a mexican mariachi band, a pride of caged lionesses, 18 Senators, 15 high class strippers with tassles, a Boeing 787, 5 20 inch HD TVs, a 1964 Aston, 8 ex-prison convicts, 20 hand-stitched leather armchairs, a prehistoric museum exhibit with accompanied T-Rex bone model, 2 lorries, the moderators of the MI6 Community and its members, 2,000 Civil War reenactors, and the New York Rockettes into one two story flat?!"
  (AUDIENCE CACKLES!)
• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 Posts: 886

  Last call.
• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 886

  Ok, judgment day. Many thanks to all entries and for taking your time to enter, much obliged.
  As per, Joint 4th to all as there were some very clever witty captions there. :-bd
  
  But here we go:
  <b><font color=blue size = 5 face="Arial Black">3rd Place</font></b>
  <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">0BradyM0Bondfanatic7</b>
  Dan:"...and that's when I asked him how the hell did he fit a donkey, 5 kegs of beer, a baby giraffe, a mexican mariachi band, a pride of caged lionesses, 18 Senators, 15 high class strippers with tassles, a Boeing 787, 5 20 inch HD TVs, a 1964 Aston, 8 ex-prison convicts, 20 hand-stitched leather armchairs, a prehistoric museum exhibit with accompanied T-Rex bone model, 2 lorries, the moderators of the MI6 Community and its members, 2,000 Civil War reenactors, and the New York Rockettes into one two story flat?!"
  (AUDIENCE CACKLES!)
  
  - ... and STILL have change out of a farthing. :-j Love it.
  
  <b><font color=green size = 5 face="Arial Black">2nd Place</font></b>
  <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">karatemanchan37</b>
  "No it's true. Rachel is blowing me under the table right now."
  
  - God the visuals that gave me. >:)
  
  <b><font color=red size = 5 face="Arial Black">WINNER</font></b>
  <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">Steven</b>
  Dragon Tattoo spoiler: Dan: **** ** **** ** ** ***?
  
  - (They spoiler box didn't come up when I quoted it, so I hastily improvised.)
  Yes poor ***.
  However, I'm sure if Blomkvist had a car full of scratches and pee stains on the hood, he would have felt differently. :-w
  
  Over to you Steven for the win! =D>
  Take it away. <:-P
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  Ironic. I can't even see what won because I'm reading TGWTDT right now, and don't want spoilers. :)>-
• Steven

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 105

  Ok ladies and gents, do your worst:
  
  
  
  http://4pack.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/brosnanfat.jpg
• Virage

  January 2012 Posts: 1,856

  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! nightmares,nightmares.
  
  Umm.....
  
  Meet Jenny Craig's Latest Spokesmen.
• MajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator

  January 2012 Posts: 13,978

  Ever wondered whatever happend to Vlad, the missing villain from DAD? Well Bond ate him.
• thelordflasheart

  January 2012 Posts: 1,370

  Brosnan: "I just looked at the script of CR and got to the part where you want me to wear tiny blue swim trunks...did you put that in there expecting me to walk away from the franchise and save you some money? Do you expect me to balk?"
  Babs: "No, Mr. Brosnan, I expect you to diet!"
• Kerim Istanbul Not Constantinople

  January 2012 Posts: 2,629

  Other Guy on Boat: "Pierce, I know how you can be just like Sean Connery. Get a haircut, a toupee and quote lines from Diamonds Are Forever".
• Samuel001 Moderator

  January 2012 Posts: 13,355

  James Bond relaxes with Vesper in Venice whilst filming Casino Royale.
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  "The opening of the Jinx spin-off, My Relationships Don't Seem To Last, shows a heavyset Bond pushing his small boat out sailing while on vacation after retirement. Jinx looked on from the beach, wearing the SAME EXACT orange two-piece as in DAD. Alas, this scene was cut in post production, because Brosnan became known as a diva on set, demanding such whims as 120 Kelvin water, a better toupe, some decent dialogue, and for just one decent Bond film post-1995!" ;)
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  
  
  
  
  'I Just don't understand why they did not retain my services, i am in the best shape of my life!'
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  "Tomorrow may never die, but Pierce Brosnan might just keel over now..."
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  The beachgoers around Venice Beach threw down their SPF 50 sunscreens and fled their respective tanning spots to see the rumored "beached whale" that had seemingly drifted to the shore. To their utterly inevitable yet shocked surprise, they only found Pierce Brosnan shouting something profane from his sailboat, Taffin, near the shore."
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  
  
  
  
  An unimpressed Jack Nicholson is mistaken for former bond star whilst on vacation!
  
  
• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 Posts: 886

  "Thunderbloat"
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  
  
  
  THE SPY WHO LOVED MEat pies!
  
  
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  "It looks like Pierce Brosnan hasn't spent too much time On Her Majesty's Secret treadmill as of late..."
  
  OR
  
  "Dr. No waaay you got that unfit Pierce!"
  
  OR
  
  "Stretchmarks Are Forever."
  
  OR
  
  "Taste And Eat Pie."
  
  Oh this has gotten so out of hand...LOL =))
• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 886

  To Cheesecake With Love. :D
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  danslittlefinger wrote:

  To Cheesecake With Love. :D

  
  I'm ready to burst!!!
  :-)
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  The men with the golden pun's.
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  
  
  
  SCARAMUNCHER!
• danslittlefinger

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 886

  Unfortunately at this point, even his tailor in Panama couldn't get a suit to fit him.
  B-)
  
  or
  
  Brozzer thinks about trying the Carrick Bend and Sheepshank on Keely but finally decides on the Monkey's Fist :>
  <font size="1"=>(however she told him to get knotted)</font>
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  Tim Burton's Mars bars attacks!
• Baltimore_007

  January 2012 Posts: 5,634

  Steven wrote:

  Ok ladies and gents, do your worst:
  
  
  
  http://4pack.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/brosnanfat.jpg

  
  
  Mister Brosnan, we've had a call from Greenpeace that we throw you back in the water
  
  
• Kerim Istanbul Not Constantinople

  January 2012 edited January 2012 Posts: 2,629

  Octoflabby?
  
  Moongutter?
  
  The Living Cellulites?
  
  Yeah I know, I'm, late to the party.
• fire_and_ice

  January 2012 Posts: 6,432

  Licence to grill!
  the fridge is not enough!
  diet another day!
  goldenfries!
  
  this could go on and on Lol
  
• karatemanchan37

  January 2012 Posts: 584

  Pierce's unorthodox way to stop the Bond writers from "fitting" in more one liners.
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  January 2012 Posts: 28,694

  @Steven is gonna have a hell of a time rooting through all these. LOL =))
  
  What good fun!