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Interviewer: "Will Brozzer be there for the Bond 50th anniversary shindig?"
Rog: "Does it look like I give a damn?"
Now for Skyfall - an Invisible beach ball
For Your Eyes Only - an invisible baguette
A View to an Invisible (whatever invisible thing you want to include)
Getting desperate now X_X
How about -
'No No, I said sometimes as James Bond, I had a lousy Time between by hands'
oh well, all attempts count I suppose :-<
OR
"Stick-em up if you think Sean Connery is the best James Bond!"
4th Place ties:
@Baltimore_007
For Die Another Day we had the Invisible Car,
Now for Skyfall - an Invisible beach ball
@danslittlefinger
”My salary for Bond could fit in a bag this big...but let's face it, I was camper than a vicar's handshake”.
@St_George
Press conference hack: "So tell us, Rog, how long really was that dildo Grace Jones brought to bed with her for that love scene in A View To Kill..."
*shudder* X_X
3rd Place:
@Baltimore_007
'Tanya Roberts said I was this big in the shower'
Of all the penis references, this one was short and sweet.
2nd Place:
@Virage
I'm the next M. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!
I like this idea.
1st Place:
@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
"No one knows how to raise the roof quite like Sir Rog, and damn them all to try."
Well said, 0Brady! Take it away! \:D/
Alright, have at it ladies and gents! I can't wait to see the jokes made about this beauty in a week's time. ;)
'Dear diary,
That itch we discussed has become so irresistible. You've no idea what lengths I've gone to concealing my scratching. '
or
'Title: James Bond 007 in:The Stallion of Scotland'
Brosnan gets into character as he writes his new film on James bond in 17th century Scotland. "Bond rides into YeBlofeld's granary..."
or
'James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.'
'Playing James Bond was as easy as falling off a -'
'People said I did sometimes stick out a bit'
'The wood is not enough'