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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Dan: "This didn't happen to the other guy."
    Clone: "You mean the other guy, as in me? Or the other, other, other, other, other, other guy?"
    Dan: "Blimey, how many of you are there?"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    Great..keep 'em coming! \:D/

    But no double entendres...? There's still time. :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "Hey, nice work Dan! Rachel's favorite position!"
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    This is the result of a Martini before bed time.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "Hey Dan, you know what"?

    "What Dan"?

    "If we work together, do you know what we could do"?

    "No, what Dan"?

    "FOUR LITTLE FINGERS"!

    "Whoa Dan, that just blew my mind".

    "Hey Dan, I'm going to see if I can find Rachel".

    "You the man Dan".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "Hey Dan, that's a spot-on impression of your mom!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "Dan, we've had to reshoot this stunt for hours now. Your knees must be sore."
    Dan: "Not as much as your sister's."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Four little fingers @kerim?
    Imagine the fun.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    "Daniel, get up! We can't let them know of our torrid love affair - save it for the trailer."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Stunt Double: "Dan, we've had to reshoot this stunt for hours now. Your knees must be sore."
    Dan: "Not as much as your sister's."

    Ba-da-boom!
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    edited May 2012 Posts: 816
    Skyfall-train-stunt-4.jpg

    Daniel: Sorry Stunt Double, I won't need you for these shots of my crotch.
    Stunt Double: Not according to Rachel!
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    Posts: 555
    Daniel: I always wondered what it would be like to s my own d.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    =D> Great but I know there's tons more out there.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    "Whatcha crying about down there, Danny? I'm doing all the work!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "One word, Dan. Fellatio."
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    edited May 2012 Posts: 4,813
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Stunt Double: "One word, Dan. Fellatio."

    Damnit you beat me to it! I was going to say something along the lines of 'blow yourself'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "Your knees are almost as cracked up as Rachel's. I should go easier on the lass."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Dan Double: "Don't even think of mentioning The Brown Bunny."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Dan, why do you have the camera panning towards your crotch? Everyone knows I'm the secret superstar here."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Stunt Dan: "You're not my type".

    Dan: "Married"?

    Stunt Dan: "No, married to a woman".
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    You Bastard!, I said I was wearing this!

    or

    Get up Mr Craig, I'm not the Queen and you don't deserve a Knighthood either

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stunt Double: "Oh Christ, this isn't a proposal is it?!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    Dan: "You shot me in the eye again! I told you to keep the Walther's safety on."

    Stunt Dan: "That wasn't the Walther..."
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    edited May 2012 Posts: 584
    "To the right my friend. To the right..."

    Or

    "Why does he get the wire?! I'm the Stuntman Sam!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Stunt Double: Wait, you're actually wearing kneepads?

    Dan: At least I don't have dots on my face
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Dan Double: "Look at you, you're a dwarf. They're never gonna believe that i'm your double."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Dan: I heard stunt doubles don't really have brains, just big.... you knows
    Stunt double: who did you hear that from?
    Dan: ....... Rachel
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Dan Double: "Look at you, you're a dwarf. They're never gonna believe that i'm your double."

    Ha! :D

    These are great, keep em coming!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Hey! Stop tripping me! That's the fifth time today!
    Remember you're the stunt double - I get the close ups! Geez!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
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