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All the babes in the land will stand up and take your hand,
Be their hair blonde, red, or brunette colored in strand,
For if you adorn this piece of clothing you will be on demand,
Their tops will fly off on your command,
Allowing you to fully inspect their mammary glands,
In this attire your dates will never be dire,
As the excuses exit your lips she will never accuse you a liar,
None of your attempts to bed her will backfire,
In the sack none of your "hardware" will go haywire,
You will wear this garment so brilliantly in her heart there will burn a great fire of desire,
No matter how slim your wallet she will always think you a big spender,
For her love you will be the greatest contender,
At your feet and to your passionate love she will surrender,
These words of mine are not farce as I am no pretender,
It is plain to see that whether their size is wide or slender,
The ladies will always fall in love with a bloke in a sweater.
:D
You are falling into a deep, deep sleep...
5th Place:
Between Diana and the Angels, there is little wonder about George's stiffness.
4th Place:
Simple, yet effectively funny.
3rd Place:
I'm sure George wished he hired someone else as his agent.
2nd Place:
The other fella wisely waited until long after his Bond tenure to go with the bearded look.
And the winner is....
Well played with the homeless angle.
Congratulations to Creasy as this week's winner. Look forward to seeing your presentation.
I've never been at the lead of this, so I just pick a Bond-related picture and select the best captions after a certain period of time?
Pick a picture of anyone who played Bond. The funnier the better. You should find something on Google. Usually we give the pic a week.
Remember, if you pick a pic from an actual film scene, only post the link due to EON copyright issues.
Thank you @kerim.
As originator of this thread, please feel free to let me know if you need any help.
Congrats. Look forward to your picture.
\:D/
EDIT: I apologize if it's been used - do let me know so I can select something else - but I figured I would loosen up and enjoy letting you all totally destroy Brosnan, and this was the first image that came to mind. Have fun!
Here's the new one:
'Yes, Mr Brosnan here down at Malibu beach, can I order two quarter pounders with cheese, three extra large flies, four banana shakes, five chicken wings, sixteen chicken nuggets, three bagels and some brownie melts ?'
Oh, I forgot something with that - can I have a whopper also ?
(Staff) - You certainly can Mr Brosnan - you were a very good James Bond
'Yes, My name is James Bond and I have a dragon in my pants' - 'Hello?, Hello?'
'Glutton-Eye'
'Tomorrow Never Diets'
'Dry another Day'
OR
"A still from Se7en 2, with Brosnan staring as gluttony. Morgan Freeman was too embarrassed to be attached to the project..."
Keely: "Honey, there is a right way and a wrong way to great foreplay. This is the wrong way...I mean, what are you going to do next? Wait until it is dark, rattle the shutters on the beach house and rustle around the bushes?!"
(PAUSE)
"Did you remember to pick up the milk?"
Brosnan:"YES...*cough* I mean, yeah, yes I did, honey..."