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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    "Wait...I just got it! Pussy Galore!"
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Okay 48 hours left , can we have a few more entries.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Oddjob has another crack at Sean with a straw boater hat!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    "Who would of believed it? It work on Thunderball, and it shhhhtill workshh today. Sunglasseshhhh make me look cool."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "I musht have my mirror lenshes in, ash I can't shee a shodding thing."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2012 Posts: 14,568
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    Bond found Q's virtual reality glasses and decided to get 'interactive' with Moneypenny in her office. B-)
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Connery: "I Feel shhooo muchhh like a fly right now!"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    Sean: "Oh Gosssshh! Npw i can shee through theesh ladiesh clothesh! They are shoo old anyway."
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Last Call
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Okay, I'm in a rush. no second or third. Just went for the one that made me giggle the most.
    Open the tab to see who won.
    our winner is @0BradyM0Bodfantastic7
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Sean: "Boy, I'll tell ya. I haven't heard thissh much grunting shince I shlept over at your mother'sh lasht night."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    I am absolutely "chaffed" as the Brits say to be chosen. This is a great opportunity for me too, because I found a very suggestive photo. I will update this post when I have it. :!!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Alright ladies and gents, here is the next caption photo:
    http://imageshack.us/a/img849/3580/kgrhqjhjbwekhk3ovbp6i2o.jpg
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Alright ladies and gents, here is the next caption photo:
    http://imageshack.us/a/img849/3580/kgrhqjhjbwekhk3ovbp6i2o.jpg

    Sean: "Let me touch your breashtsh!"

    Honey: "Nah..."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Sean: "Look a sphhider!"
    Honey: AHHHHHH

    Sean: "Haha... got you"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Lets play pin the hands on the boobies!!! :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Sean's gift of pure animal magnetism had now become so powerful that he no longer had to touch a woman to satisfy her every need.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    "Come to me, titties."

    OR

    "Yes! She stood in the way of the tranquilizer dart meant for me. Now I needn't use any quirky one liners. She's all mine..."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "You are under my hypnotic control Ursula. When I say Bond, James Bond, you will walk forward and stop in front of me. Then I will say John Derek is a weenie. At that point, you will take off your bra. I will then start squeezing your boobies. After each squeeze, you will honk like a goose. Blink twice if you understand. Good".

    "Bond, James Bond".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    BUMP

    OR

    BOUNCE, more like. ;)
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Sean: "I'm afraid they had run out of toilet paper"
  • UnivexUnivex
    Posts: 6,709
    Sean: "I tell ya, your bottoms smell! Go on, take a sniff!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Wow, I completely forgot about this. My apologies. I will give it just a tad longer as there aren't many entries.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    "Bet ya a quarter you can place thoshhe titshh in my hand and I can guesshhh your age."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    da bump ...

    Sean: Will you please stop singing that crazy Under the Mango Tree song and come close enough for me to kiss you?! It's in the script, I keep telling you ...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Like @Kerim has done, I too will bring this back to life so we can move on (I think we all forgot about it). It seems like we share the hobby of resurrection. B-)
    In third place, we have @BondWilReturn with:
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    Sean: "I'm afraid they had run out of toilet paper"

    Coming in at a second, the always hilarious, @Kerim:
    Kerim wrote:
    "You are under my hypnotic control Ursula. When I say Bond, James Bond, you will walk forward and stop in front of me. Then I will say John Derek is a weenie. At that point, you will take off your bra. I will then start squeezing your boobies. After each squeeze, you will honk like a goose. Blink twice if you understand. Good".

    "Bond, James Bond".

    And finally, the winner this time around:
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    Sean: "Look a sphhider!"
    Honey: AHHHHHH

    Sean: "Haha... got you"

    Your two entries really pulled it for you, @BondWillReturn, but it was so close between you and @Kerim that your eyelids could have touched. Congrats to you, mate! =D>
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Thank you, @OBrady, my 'winning' comment was actually based on a moment where one of my friends did the same to another friend :)

    Here's what we're going to be laughing over next:

    Daniel+Craig+Eva+Green+Casino+Royale+Premiere+Ut57iklaFO9l.jpg
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "Guess who just got The Dreamers downloaded on his mobile?" :>
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan: "Guess who just got The Dreamers downloaded on his mobile?" :>

    Aaaaaaaand...we already have a winner! ;-)

    Is it just me, or is it amazing how Eva looks so much older when giving a performance or posing for a picture, but then looks so much younger in candid shots?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited October 2012 Posts: 40,968
    "Eva, I just gave your film 'The Golden Compass' a 2.0 on IMDB. The numbers don't lie."

    "Danny, you ARE aware you were in the film as well, correct?"

    "..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited October 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Dan:"Hi, darling."
    Eva: "..."
    Dan: "Uh, have I done something?"
    Eva: "Yes, I'm glad you picked up on that."
    Dan: "Well, what did I do?"
    Eva: "Ah, it's all just apples and oranges, Cowboys and Aliens..."
    Dan: "What? You aren't making Perfect Sense to me."
    Eva: "Oh, really? You are the definition of Defiance.
    Dan: "Defiant? I am an honest family man, living in my own Kingdom of Heaven. Rachel and I couldn't be happier."
    Eva: "Oh, har har. You live in a Dream House. There is no Enduring Love between you two, just the dream, the idea of happiness that keeps your relationship going. It isn't anything real or pure.
    Dan: "Why the attacks on me, Eva? After all the great laughs we had on Casino Royale together?
    Eva: "Those are just the Flashbacks of a Fool.
    Dan: "Those are proud memories for me! I'd say we have some Cracks in our relationship.
    Eva: "You see them too? Well then, I guess you aren't completely useless. How do you suggest we mend them before we are both on a Road to Perdition?"
    Dan: "Let's use The Golden Compass to get our relationship back on track, what do you say?"
    Eva: "Do you think it is that easy? Sometimes I think that all you take me for is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
    Dan: "A dragon tattoo you say? I expected you to have a tattoo of a White Bird, myself. Let me see it!"
    Eva: "What's your Obsession with my tattoo? You can't plow into my personal life like a Tomb Raider, beginning The Invasion of my privacy that I am afforded as a woman on this earth!"
    Dan: "I see the Dark Shadows you hide behind. All this rage is something that only happens on that certain time of the month. How's the Womb?"
    Eva: "Urghh...Some Voices are telling me to hit you right now. I may give in to them..."
    Dan: "Yeah, well...ah...well you...you are....ah....you're just...ahhhhh...Damn, I ran out of your films. Not much of a film career you've had then, eh? Better get busy on that, instead of talking to me-

    *SLAP*

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