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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Judging soon pls. :)

    There is still two more days to go until it has been a full week. :)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2013 Posts: 886

    Yep, just checking. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Any more entries before I judge soon? This caption has elicited some hilarious jokes already.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Last call for entries. Judging at nightfall!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Alright, the time has come once again to judge some excellent captions. My sides have been quite effectively split by some of these, and though you are all winners in my book, some must take the main prizes if we wish to continue these fun games of ours.

    First up, in fourth place is:
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Goat: Cheer up Rog, it could've been Sarah Jessica Parker.

    I love it when you horse around, @MajorDSmythe. ;)

    In third place we have:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    The goat fights Moore to change the title of 'Rogering' to 'Billying.'

    That would be a sight to see. :))

    In second place:
    karatemanchan37 wrote:
    Only the second instance where Roger had kissed somebody a third of his age.

    That is brilliant! =))

    And finally, the Alpaha, the Omega:
    QBranch wrote:
    Looking back at his extraordinary life, Mr. Goat recalled the time he met a young Roger Moore- who would later introduce him to the world of Bond. His favourite films included:

    Dr. Doe
    Goldhoof
    Ewe Only Live Twice
    The Spy Who Loved Sheep
    A View to a Kid
    The Bleating Daylights
    Licence to Baa

    For reasons unknown, he always slated Cabrito Royale and Mutton of Solace.
    Q: "I've always tried to teach you two things. First, grab life by the horns."

    Bond: "And the second?"

    Q: "Eat your vegetables!"

    Vesper: "How was your goat...after it stole your food?

    Bond: "Skewered. One sympathizes."

    Q-Goat: "Don't touch that! That's my lunch!"

    After losing his lunch to the better man, Mr. Kidd left with his tail between his legs.

    The ending of Doe Another Day was less than memorable:

    Bond: "You are so good."

    Jinx: "Especially when I'm baaaaaad..."


    Frankly @QBranch, with your copious amounts of hilarious entries you more than earned this one, buddy. Such a wide range of your captions still have me rolling. Step forward, claim your prize and take us into another set of captions! =D>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thanks, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, and congratulations to @QBranch. Can't wait to get this next round started.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2013 Posts: 14,595
    Thanks for the honour, 0Brady! Yes, that was a fun round indeed.
    Let's try something with Pierce. Hopefully this one is caption worthy:

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    You know the deal, folks- one week til the winners are announced. Now fire away!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2013 Posts: 28,694
    "After being so impressed with Daniel Craig's stunts in Skyfall, Pierce attempts to recreate the scene where Bond is shot off the train by Eve, pretending that his hotel bed was the speeding train. As he replicated the sound of a gunshot with his lips, he propelled himself off the bed, and as he landed on the floor, he tried in his best female voice to mutter: "agent down."
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited March 2013 Posts: 5,745
    "After the phonecall from Mike and Barbara about not getting the fifth film, Brosnan struggled with many phases of depression. The most traumatic was the self-inflicted violence phase, pictured above. The damage to the hotel room rivaled that of The Rolling Stones, which ironically Brosnan could be heard shouting lyrics of through the night. He reportedly made a phonecall to Die Another Day co-star Halle Berry that evening, reciting a Capella the lyrics of 'Brown Sugar' to her."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Pierce wasn't very welcome when Barbara finally had Daniel all to herself.... neither was Rachel by the way!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "HAHAHAHA, THAT'S the script for 'Die Another Day'? You're SERIOUS? Oh, oh my goodness. And they're going to pay me HOW much to film this? Oh, you have got to be f***ing kidding me!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Great captions so far, agents! Keep 'em coming!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Pierce (on the phone with EON): "Hahaha! I will seriously be kitesurfing off glaciers? Is this a joke? Is this some kind of doctored script or something just to see if I wouldn't quit the role? No, you are actually going to put this in the film...well bloody hell. This is absolutely certifiable! I mean, I will happily see Bond dive off a dam, run a bike over helicopter blades or even have a chase along the Thames, but this stuff is just too bloody much. Next you're gonna tell me that Bond is going to forget that his gun isn't loaded in a crucial scene, that Miranda is somehow some double agent even though she is the least annoying character in the film and that Bond fights to the death with Robocop in the climax. What's that? THAT DOES HAPPEN?! Oh #$#& #@#&;$ #$#% #&#% @#@$#$!!!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Confucious say, man who falls of bed, feels pain.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Pierce Brosnan's cameo was unfortunately removed from the final cut of Inception
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Pierce Brosnan mimicking his character of Julian from 'The Matador'...by pretty much just drinking and smoking the day away.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Brosnan - 'You've seen me in Butterfly on a Wheel', now for - 'Jellyfish on a blancmange'

  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Brosnans attempt to light his own fart, was not without it's problems.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Upon being fired by EON, Pierce experienced both a literal and figurative fall from grace."
  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
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    After watching Daniel Craig in Casino Royale , Pierce Brosnan has his attempt at parkour .....
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    "Watching the producers introduce the new Bond as Daniel Craig live, Brosnan couldn't contain the laughter of seeing Blondie wearing toddler floaters."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Get your captions in, people! Judging in a couple of days! :!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Any more takers? Judging tomorrow.
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
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    Stock footage from Brosnan's early screen tests as Bond. Notice the lack of pain face.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Okay, folks- time to announce the winners!

    Great entries from everyone, but here's my top 3:

    <font color=brown>3RD PLACE:</font>
    DCisared wrote:
    After watching Daniel Craig in Casino Royale , Pierce Brosnan has his attempt at parkour .....
    <font color=grey>2ND PLACE:</font>
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "HAHAHAHA, THAT'S the script for 'Die Another Day'? You're SERIOUS? Oh, oh my goodness. And they're going to pay me HOW much to film this? Oh, you have got to be f***ing kidding me!"
    <font color=orange>1ST PLACE:</font>
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    "Watching the producers introduce the new Bond as Daniel Craig live, Brosnan couldn't contain the laughter of seeing Blondie wearing toddler floaters."
    Ha ha, nice one @JWESTBROOK! Yes, Craig copped so much flack for that. Buffoons just needing an excuse to whinge.

    Anyway- the floor is yours, Mr. Westbrook. Now take it away! \:D/
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited March 2013 Posts: 5,745
    Hey thanks! Okee dokee, watch this space.

    EDIT: sure, why not.
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  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
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    Daniel Craig arrives at Nintendo headquarters ready for his part in new Super Mario Bros.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Following the revelation of Dan's new look for Bond 24, MI6 Community's highly controversial beard thread grew with popularity once more.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2013 Posts: 12,480
    These are funny! And I am coming up blank. I wasn't even sure who this was at first! (Where did you get this pic?)

    OK, I'll try:

    Daniel Craig also auditioned to star in Magnum, P.I. in the 1980's. But - although the producers loved the way he looked in a Hawaiian shirt - he was told his mustache was too blonde, thus igniting the first firestorm of debate about his hair color.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    JWESTBROOK wrote:
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    A shot of Craig complete with 'mo' surfaces from the set of Bond24

    "Rog played Col.Toro in Octopussy. I'm ummmm...Col.Luigi."

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