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1st photo: Sean, muttering to himself: "Always trying to one up each other... Okay, who's the wise-ass who sent this backstage?" Looks at the tag on the sculpture and reads: "For your eyes and lips only," "Ah ha!"
2nd photo: He whips around and looks piercingly at the people milling about, and spies:
"Moore! I knew it! You just can't let go of that old woodpecker joke I made at your birthday party, can you?" (Moore is heard laughing and giggling in the crowd.) Sean saunters offstage, swinging the sculpture like a golf club. "Just remember: paybacks are hell, Rog."
Moore exits out the front, on the arm of two lovely ladies: "Never say never again, Sean! And first ... dig two graves ..."
Shir Sean: "Wait 'til you get to my pants!"
Largo: "This belonged to Napoleon's empress. It is my greatest treasure. Take it. Take it. But be careful. That is your... wedding present."
Domino (trying not to look at grotesque sculpture): "You're crazy. I hate you."
[Inside one of the aforementioned bars and/or nightclubs around the Bahamas]
Female specimen #1: "Wow, is that Sean Connery?!"
Female specimen #2: "Oh my God, I think it actually is. Flash your cleavage and see if he'll come over here."
Female specimen #1: "It's working, it's working! Wait...what the hell is that in his arm?"
Female specimen #2: "It looks like a hunk of wood..."
Sean: "Hello ladiesh. I couldn't help but admire your...form while shipping on my martini from acrossh the bar."
Female specimen #1: "What's that you're carrying?"
Sean: "What'sh thish old thing, you ashk? Well, wooden't you like to know? Care to inshpect it with me from the privacy of my hotel room?"
Female specimens [in unison]: "Yes, Mr. Connery!"
Sean: "Pleash my darlingsh, jusht call me "Big Daddy."
3rd Place is @QBranch:
2nd Place is @Creasy47:
and the Winner this week is @Samuel001 with these:
Congratulations to @Samuel001 and I look forward to your photo next.
Go!
Taran: "No, but this is the audition room for my fantasy."
Craig: Er... no.
Taran: "Oh, the jacket, n-not the, umm...the glas-yeah, the jacket doesn't help. Ditch it."
2nd bloke: Ah we're getting the long awaited sequel to Moonraker.
Other bloke: Don't stress it Dan! You already have a great dream role!
DC: That's not the F****** point! I have always wanted to be Elton John!!! ~X(
:))
After much experimentation, they finally felt that their secret identities were safe.
And he should have. It was all a mistake, as he and his friend found themselves auditioning for new reboot of the U.S. tv show, That 70's Show. He was instantly hired, but decided to tactfully withdraw, leaving his Elton glasses behind.