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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Sean Connery is mistaken for dishonoring Gert Forbe at the 50th Anniversary of the Goldfinger release at the Reichstag. In actuality, Sean noticed his tailor did an odd job on the sleeve of his jacket and his armpits smelled like Pussy Galore.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
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    Connery time again. Looking forward to the laughs!

    I think I got my bloody Superman pose wrong again!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "Where are all the 20yr old women? Lynx effect my arse!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2014 Posts: 28,694
    While Sean was giddy and full of laughs as he went out on the town after supposedly retiring from all public appearances, his outstretched Nazi salute was more than unwelcome at the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival.

    OR

    After spotting Barbara Walters again after years of no communication, Sean prepared himself to give her a long-overdue backhanded slap.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 14,568
    Sean Connery has an announcement to make- and it relates to EVERYONE:

    "I shlept with your mother. High five!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Sean displays (or not) his invisible yoyo.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Hail Hydra."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Alex Salmond finally visited Bahamas.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Sir Sean's reaction when an announcer with a megaphone asked "Who is the best James Bond ever?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    It was funny the first time but now The Invisible Man was getting pissed off at having his head slapped.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,978
    The Sean Connery standing lamp was very lifelike. Even down the the 'sh' sound when switched on or off.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I'm only interested in meeting women who can get their legs up this high".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Despite his best efforts, Sean failed to flag down the last bus out of Germany.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Vegas displays it's new Sean Connery slot machine.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Vegas displays it's new Sean Connery slot machine.

    I don't even want to know which "slot" the money comes out of. ;-)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,978
    WillyGalore wrote:
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Vegas displays it's new Sean Connery slot machine.

    I don't even want to know which "slot" the money comes out of. ;-)

    The Sean Connery slot machine, it doesn't give a.... cent. ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Vegas displays it's new Sean Connery slot machine.

    I don't even want to know which "slot" the money comes out of. ;-)

    The Sean Connery slot machine, it doesn't give a.... cent. ;)

    =D>
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Good heavens, these are all so funny! I cannot think of anything great.
    Here is mine:

    Sean's left arm got stuck when trying to dance "The Hokey Pokey" with the local Scottish kindergartners. He only got as far as "Put your left hand in ..." then had to be carted off on a stretcher to the chiropractor.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Sean offers up yet another towel rail for the ladies.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Sean: If I had did On Her Majeshty'sh Shecret Shervice, I would have told Irma Bunt that thish was how big my Shoulder shtiffness was. *Holds up left arm.*
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Heil Hammer!". Sean Connery salutes the news of his role in the Danger Girl movie.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    "Heil Hammer!". Sean Connery salutes the news of his role in the Danger Girl movie.

    If only, @MajorDSmythe! I mean, he could have been a great Deuce (since Deuce is basically Connery anyway. ;-))

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    Anyway, back on topic.

    "Hi, mom!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    If Connery had stopped ageing circa The Medicine Man, and kept that look, he would have been a perfect Deuce. In the same way that Donavin Conrad looks uncannily like Timothy Dalton in The Rocketeer.

    ---

    "Ok everyone, raish you left hand if I have not shlept with you. Sho that'sh one... one.. one.. jusht one of you."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    There are too many excellent contributions here, makes it hard to judge. Please stop! :))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Firsht, you raishe your left hand up like sho. Then you shwing your left arm to the girlsh face level allowing the momentum of the downward swhing. And then you givesh her a good shlap. Mosht importantly, you follow through on your shlaps. I cannot shtressh enough the importance of following through. Then you givesh her a good schwing afterwards toosh show her whosh the man. Permit me to demonshtrate. Oh, Barbara Waltersh, could you come here love."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    With no sign of his limo turning up, a quick eyed Sean spots Roger on his mobility scooter and calls out for a lift.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It has been a week now and time to hand of those medals. You have all done very well and made me laugh ;)) . Here is the score:

    3rd place
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Sir Sean's reaction when an announcer with a megaphone asked "Who is the best James Bond ever?"
    :))

    2nd place
    QBranch wrote:
    Sean Connery has an announcement to make- and it relates to EVERYONE:

    "I shlept with your mother. High five!"


    :))

    But first place according to our deal goes to:
    @WillyGalore
    <b>At the German premier of his latest film, Sean is keen to get the attention of his fans.</b>
    Now remember to give it back to me as we agreed on next week, @WillyGalore. You others need not bother. Kidding, this made me laugh the most, but you all gave me a good sniggle, so thank you all!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Oh my.

    Somehow I thought that caption might appeal to you @Thunderfinger ;-)

    Many thanks (your cheque is in the post). I'll put up a caption sometime later on.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Found this little beauty:

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    Good luck all. :-)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "You insert the key around the back... like so..."
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